What a hectic day I've had ( Read more... )

Well that was something...

LOOK JACQUI! It's a cut! I cut it! You love me, I know.

WTF?!

Don Lamb you stop being dead this instant! I mean!! *pouty face* Pwease...

Um, no. I'm sorry I don't accept that.

I love me some Lamb. Something doesn't seem right, I'm a little concerned.

Ugh! Wallace? What did you just say to Lamb? He sassed him! He sassed him good ( Read more... )

Oh my goodness.

Wily and her fantastic video have made me want to watch VM. I think I might break out season one!

*sighs*

I was feeling gross all day so I dolled myself up.  Which was nice but now I feel like a bit of a whore.

No wait, I always feel like that!

Love and smoogles to all of y'all!

"Do you participate in low-budget pornography?"

Cam for the win, ladies and gentlemen!

Out of nowhere, I tells ya!

Was a good night, I'm glad I decided to go to Max's party.

Mike, I hope when you read this you are free of any and all yucky feelings.

Okay. Sleep? Yes...please!

Damn it all to hell!

I have a bundle of icons but I can't copy/paste on my computer. It's busted?! FTW?! I don't know how to fix it and I really want to post these icons. Anybody have an idea?

Mmm...I just ate a ton of stuffing. That's dinner, my friends! Stuffing and an orange.

*Grrr face*

I wanna post my pretty Dean icons! Damn ass butt hell shit ( Read more... )

Just woke up from an awful nightmare. Wanna guess how I woke myself up?
I was doing a lot of flailing by the time I woke up and just as I bolted upright I smacked myself right in the nose. Ow.
Anyway it was all very terrible, I won't go into details but stuff happened that was un-good and I am very irked by it.

Serves me right I guess. I watched the ( Read more... )

Oh my dear friends...

I have something to share with you, something wonderful.

Marty: Yo, Rick is Gay Robot around?
Rick: No, he's over the men's swim practice.
Marty: He likes swimming?
Rick: No, he likes speedos and bulges.

Just trust me, click the link then watch the whole pilot for this new and exciting show!

I plan on being a progressive corpse.

Step One: Cut a hole in the box.
Step Two: Put your junk in the box.
Step Three: Make her open the box!

Ah, romance.

Computer is back. I are a happy Tree.

I are also sick. *pouts* I'm chilling back so I can be all better for the sex show. Awesome!

This may be the last time I'm in my grandparents house. They are selling it. They suck. My first memories are of this house, I've lived here twice throughout my life and spent many a Christmas here. Dammit. I love this place, it's somewhere that always feels like home. It's been so long since I've felt at home but whenever I come back here I feel ( Read more... )