Re: Funny History...diseaseofennuiDecember 7 2004, 19:37:36 UTC
That's hilarious.
Julius Casar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. Before being murdered by the ides of Mars he managed to gasp out: "Tee hee, Brutus"
I have to say that was my favorite one. Though, this one did come close:
William Shakespeare wrote tragedies, comedies and hysterectomies, all in Icelandic pentameter. His most famous heroic couplet were Romeo and Juliet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
I swear I started laughing and couldn't stop.
Were these actually written on students' history exams!? I can imagine writing that for a joke on you lj (I've done that actually) but not on your test!
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XD
History rules. I'm going to have to show that page to my teacher.
You should put some more history stuff up.
I think I'm starting to love world history...
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http://www.theloonies.co.uk/2001.01/0022.html
It's from a humour list that I've been running for the last decade or so, and there's a fair amount of history stuff in the archives:
http://www.theloonies.co.uk/
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Julius Casar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. Before
being murdered by the ides of Mars he managed to gasp out: "Tee hee,
Brutus"
I have to say that was my favorite one. Though, this one did come close:
William Shakespeare wrote tragedies, comedies and hysterectomies, all in Icelandic pentameter. His most famous heroic couplet were Romeo and Juliet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
I swear I started laughing and couldn't stop.
Were these actually written on students' history exams!? I can imagine writing that for a joke on you lj (I've done that actually) but not on your test!
That's scary.
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