this is a death notice for a miss andrea therese... she pooped blood today... her self diagnosis concluded with death ( Read more... )

so there are these ducks near chuckrans in brigwater... and i always drive by and go "ooo duckies" and they r always in the street, and today i was trying not to hit one in the middle of the street when one kamakazi duck come running into the street like a crazy person and SMACK! i hit the damn duck... now i scream bloody murder and keep goin ( Read more... )

today i saw.... britney tonello... jess mahile... and mandi lombardo.... all in one freekin day... i almost died of heart failure... haha... ok thats enough of that... wooo... ne thoughts?

id just like to welcome back all you shmucks who went away to college and are now back in my general vicinity... if you would like to see my pretty little face any time give me a call... its good to have you all back my lovelies...

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tonight me and my joe went bowling at westgate lanes, most bowling balls are 10-14 lbs... then there are pink balls which are 8 lbs, then there are orange that are 6 lbs for really little kids... i cant lift the 14, the 12, or the 10... no not even the 8... i use the orange... like a big clock work orange... ball... bowling ball... he wiped the ( Read more... )

Slackers, hackers, whores, and sluts
slackers slack
and hackers hack
sluts and whores
don't do much more
you could say they slack
but really they hack
what they do, those whores
is really an art form
like hackers, the whores
penetrate your core
those slackers, hackers, whore and sluts
will do as much
as to get so close
and steal your soul

April 19. 2005 entstand das Jahr unseres Lords und savoir Jesus ( Read more... )

my sister and i went to the south shore plaza yesterday (yes we were mall ratting it up at the ssp) and we went into bath & body works and we were pounced on by the sales associate who addressed us with a "hey ladies whats up, oh i see you went to express, show me the goods, aw thats so cute, so hot, oh ladies can i give you both a hand message ( Read more... )

today i learned that i dont really know how to merge left... haha ( Read more... )