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Hopelandic Exercise #43a-66l
Whoa, James
Whoa, James
Oooooh, life
Whoa, James
I love David, amen
No more David, yeah
How long 'til blue eyes make matter
I'm dying, dickhead. -
OKB
Something about Outkast's 1998 album Aquemini I just can't get over. Its a great album. -
(Untitled)
Each time I do drugs
I write these little haikus
In great quantity -
Meerkat Manners~
For Christmas this year, Santa fed my entire family a 15-kiloton nuclear bomb, then told this funny joke that we all laughed at. Little did we know, the bomb was set to blow at the first sound of laughter ( Read more... ) -
A message that bears repeating.
Mr. Suitcase is better than Girl Talk.
Case closed. -
Danger eclipses, rightfully, everyone's karma.
Derek, the next time you try to buy drugs from some kids at a skating rink, regardless of whether or not it is in my dream, please take extra security measures to ensure that you don't end up getting your money stolen. Its embarrassing, and Meagan and I are getting tired of having to get your money back every time it happens. -
Ringo Starr had a penchant for anal sex... and not the kind you're thinking of.
While I gently weep, my guitar just sits there wondering when I'll stop crying, and it does nothing to cheer me up. Fuck you, guitar. -
heart machines
There once was a greedy, miserly old man. And this man was very, very rich. So rich, in fact, that he didn't know what to do with all his money. He would buy the most expensive things this money could buy, the nicest clothes, the fastest cars, the largest houses on the most expensive plots of land in the world ( Read more... ) -
Firenze, more sips please
Sitting in the blandest-of-chain-restaurants one evening last week, taking advantage of a particular deal involving a certain meat product certainly lacking a skeleton and the application of spicy sauces upon slaughtered fake-skin, I came to this realization. People are dying today. All 'round the world, people are starving to death, or being ( Read more... ) -
A song I just wrote about my life
P-O-V-E-R-T-Y ( Read more... )