So.....tired......

Oh, Meghan, I'll make a copy of the notes you missed for stats. Also, when is our test...did he say?

The Pope died. What does this mean to me? Not a whole lot. Just that some old guy died. Except he has been one of the most important people in the last 100 years. I'm sure that Catholic people feel sad though. Oh, also, I had a dream that Cody and I went to a Jessica Simpson concert. It was cool and stuff, but then it just turned weird. Her skirt ( Read more... )

Ugh, I do not feel good at all today. I swear I'm still drunk or something.

Just won 55 bucks at the Casino. Not too bad.

Cody, call my cell. I need to talk to you urgently.

The turbo Beetle is soooo fast. Lots of fun to drive. My sister is going to get another ticket I bet.

The reason I hate Cody is because I have been up for the last 2 hours hacking my lungs out. So, that means, I was up at 6 a.m. Also, I can hardly hear. Also, I can barely breathe: both my nose and throat are clogged. Some spring break.

Man, it feels good to be home. Sleep in my huge, comfortable bed, wake up late, watch TV. Then, I get to cut wood! I'm actually excited. Don't have to use the chain saw, and I get to use the double bladed axe. Fun stuff. I'm going to sharpen the blade right now. Gonzaga lost, which sucks. So far I think I was 27-5 in the bracket, which isnt bad. ( Read more... )

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (43).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )