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[androidlovesong]

I've decided one of the things I want to do before I die is shave a sheep. They look so cute when they're all bald and baaaing!

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[allicansayisick]

K, I'll refrain from making a bad mom-joke-to-euphemism here.
But! Hi, I'm going to distract you with this shocking news: http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70801_mitch_122_1192lo.jpg
"I have a lovely girlfriend..."

[androidlovesong]

That's it, I've found my future husband.

[androidlovesong]

Oh my god, did I just regress to an eleven-year-old girl?

[androidlovesong]

Dearest Michelle-pants
It's one in the morning, shit.
Too many homeworks.

I humbly request
your presence tomorrow for
Skins Episode Two.

If you don't come over
I will eat aluminum
borohydride: death.

[allicansayisick]

AVA SKIRT I MISS YOU D:
And I don't mean "skirt" in a sexist way, it was in response to Michelle-pants. Ava knickers would just be dirty, you know? Ava Trousers is just awful.
OMG SCHOOL

[androidlovesong]

I'll have you know Ava knickers are never dirty!

Come over and see Skinssssss!

[androidlovesong]

But either tonight or Friday not tomorrow. Tomorrow = mad study hell.

[allicansayisick]

I meant dirty like, pornographic rather than sexy. Why am I attempting to correct myself over the internets?
FINE, FRIDAY. I have 2 papers due Thurs & 1 on Friday anyway. Lovies till then!