i.need.this.

because i desperately need to learn how to be a gun slinger.

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woah. That said...who wants to buy me the world's smallest jackalope for christmas? Or a capricorn.

ok, so word is they're gonna riot on la. i say we riot in SC. who's with me?

why do startling revelations always happen right before bed?

best hassidic reggae ever.

( best new bike handlebar tape ever. )

probably the best game ever.

so hot right now

Flying over the handle bars of a bicycle as it's flying under you is no way to die. However, it's a good story to tell, especially when only your bike got fucked up and you're like hey, that's pretty funny.