Education is Smexy Yumm-O!

[andruu]

This kid in my AP Language class got caught masturbating yesterday.
Like, 10 witnesses and all.

He's gross; he does it all the time.
It's like, he's aroused by education.

possible conversation:
Teacher>>>Yeah. How you like that History Channel?!
Him>>>Yeeeeeeah.
Teacher>>> Oh lawd.
Him>>> *oh snap*

Ew.
Did I mention he was gross?

Comments

[yesihavecookies]

lulz!

[andruu]

lulz nothing! Don't encourage him. xD

[yesihavecookies]

Why, is he here? Is he masturbating?

[andruu]

Most likely. D:

He's everywhere. o_o"

[grayjedi]

Wait. Got caught IN CLASS?

Dude.

My skin isn't just crawling. It's running a farking marathon.

[andruu]

Weeeell.
Teacher didn't catch him; unfortunately, students are much more... aware of their surroundings. D:

Eeesh.

[poisonpoison]

I don't know about about you, but I find the educational system very arousing. (/sarcasm)

that's pretty disgusting. Why would anyone ever do that?
to each his own, I s'pose.

[andruu]

xD You goof. <3

I dunno, perhaps he got bored?
Hmmh.

He's a wierd one, that one. :D

[sabinemonster]

Nasty noodles!

[andruu]

Yeah.
Those discount, uncooked, Napoleon Dynamite-esque noodles. XD

[shintaro_kazuki]

Hahaha, that's hilarious only cuz my sophomore year, I had someone who would reach his hands down his pants constantly all year and it turns out that he did that out of habit because he had an allergic reaction to LATEX.