Comments | andrya: I'm broken =/

andrya

I'm broken =/

Oct 23, 2005 17:51

Not literally..but I sure as fuck feel like it. Stupid huge boobs, stupid back, *hits self in head repeatedly* Course when I drink... I forget I *have* a back and then injure it further, wow, I'm a smart cookie huh? Not really.

But anyway

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stokely706 October 23 2005, 23:23:34 UTC

he is ploting against us all

andrya October 24 2005, 01:41:45 UTC

I know this. I've already figured out much of his master plan..hiding behind that cute little exterior...
you didn't see his eyes glow red when he was looking at you this morning.. oh but I did... I did ;) hahahahaha
my little darling hellspawn
mwahahaha

quasiadastra October 24 2005, 02:07:47 UTC

I agree with the stupid huge boobs thing. I wish I could just chop mine off and get rid of their 36F glory...they make my back ache like no tomorrow. And this is before me having kids! :P I think once I have kids they'll get to the point where they make me fall over...lol...

damn woman andrya October 24 2005, 03:17:38 UTC

I know the feelin, I went from a 38c to a 38DD..and now I feel like I'm breakin in half. sucks the balls. sucks.the.balls.
when you have kids..you'll prolly have to get a reduction, I'm seriously looking into it, cause its ridiculous.. I'm so short and like..these huge knockers..and like..blah. It sucks, I have chronic back aches and I feel like I can't even bend over..
blah
I hope to god you don't go through what I am. I'm going to make a drs appt and see what I can do about getting a dr to say my boobs are *too* big for my frame..and then get them to prove they need to be reduced for medical purposes.

then my insurance would cover it and all would be well.

I hate these things. I can't even wear tank tops cause they..spill out...
blah too much info I know, but DAMNIT.

Re: damn woman quasiadastra October 24 2005, 15:11:06 UTC

Yeah, I probably will have to get a reduction once I'm done having kids. I can't bend over without my back hurting or feeling like "Whoa, I'm gonna fall". That and the unnecessary attention they get from people of both genders. It's a good thing that I'm tall and long waisted or else I'd have boobage down to my belly button and they'd look a hell of alot bigger. I haven't been able to wear a tank top in years. There's the whole "spilling out" thing and I can't find bras with skinny enough straps to to be able to wear them without having the straps dig into my shoulders. I wear alot of t-shirts :P ( ... )

Re: damn woman quasiadastra October 24 2005, 19:28:45 UTC

For the doctor thing, tell your doctor you can't sleep without them suffocating you and see what he says (if he/she says sleep with a bra on or something, it doesn't help. Plus it's bad for your breast tissue and not to mention uncomfortable - I've tried). Seriously, I can't lay on my back without my boobs choking off all my air...yeah...TMI. I also can't lay on my stomach because it just doesn't work, and sleeping on my side is awkward. So I sleep in really funny positions like half on my side and half on my tummy but not quite on my tummy...its hard to explain :P These damn boobs are gonna kill me one of these days. If I pass out on my back I'm so dead.

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