Saw cute boy at the mini mart. He walked by, eye contact. Me? Frozen. Goofy. Awkward. Then I left because I was so nervy.

It seems like my goal of being more professional has been going pretty good. But, like everything in my life, as soon as I get comfortable going forward I fail. And I never fail small. SIGH.

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I got to talk to the cute boy at work for approximately 5 minutes. Baby steps, go me. *dies

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When I think about my current relationship status (read: single), I've come to the following conclusion ( Read more... )

I first dreamt that I met this set of triplets, but they were conjoined. Three legs, six arms, conjoined at the hips. The only thing was that they started out white, then ended up being one white, one brown, one black. Their party trick was to do weird things with their shoulder blades ( Read more... )

I'm an open page.

Dear Dear Jill
I love you still

Jill Jill Jill
So very chill

Please come here
Have a beer

Let me sit next to you
and call you my boo

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It's Jill's birthday soon and soon after that I'mma be in ANCHORAGE, BITCHES ( Read more... )