Air Mail

[andthus]

“No Jack.”

“But come on Ianto, imagine how great that would be. Archie has an artifact to send us? We send her over and she brings it back. UNIT is getting annoying again? She delivers our denial of fault. We have Christmas cards to the Queen to send? She flies right to Buckingham Palace!”

“Still Jack, no. We are not training Myfanwy for

Comments

[captainjuniper]

*giggles*

Only Jack would get such an idea...and maybe you...and me, but I wanted to train my neighbours dog to be a messenger pigeon...so Jack is a little bit smarter than me xD

[andthus]

Maybe, but something tells me it would be easier to get a dog to head in the direction you want than with a pteradactyl.

[captainjuniper]

But the dog was against the flying lessons *pout* I even made him litte wings.

[aviv_b]

I think she'd be fab at this. So what if a few corgis go missing?

[andthus]

Unfortunately, Torchwood may have some issues with their standing with the Queen if that happened xD

[lilferret]

And exactly who volunteers to strap the message to her foot? Lmao

[andthus]

I believe that Jack seems to have volunteered Ianto in this case. And I'm pretty sure Ianto then volunteered to give Jack a sex ban.