Jilted Elentir.

[andunie_heir]

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Mí-ri-el
But last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
This is what she said:
She said - "Listen Elentir I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two-time you, so it's the end for you and me"

"Who's this bloke?" I asked her, Pha-a-ro-zôn she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to Ar-men-el-os
When I came out there was Pharazôn, waiting at the Pal-ace
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Míriel - and they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two packed me for Pharazôn
Just 'cos Pharazôn's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Pharrie is a moron
Pharrie is a moron
Pharrie is a moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh, she's a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeah Yeah

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me, innit
I know, I'll get my bro Amandil to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah, but Amandil's a mate of Pharazôn's, isn't he?

Oh well, I don't care

((Bastardised from Jilted John (Gordon Is A Moron).))