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[andwhosearmy]

Do you need or want a puppy?

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[leosarecynical]

Okay. First off: How did you come by a puppy?

Second: Does it have fangs or other mutations?

[andwhosearmy]

I didn't want to let some crazy lady drown it. ...I don't actually know she's crazy. Just not a dog person.

And no, it does not. It is a perfectly normal labrador retriever, as far as I can tell.

[leosarecynical]

'Not a dog person' doesn't usually extend to drowning. Thank God for police-like intervention.

I'm pretty sure my landlady would gut me with a crochet hook if I took in a Labrador puppy.

[andwhosearmy]

God damn it. What am I supposed to do with a dog, Gray? I've never had a dog.