Sometime, I am going to have a huge party and everyone I have ever met is going to be there and it is going to be really cool with rollercoasters and magicians and hipnotists and beer and wine for the none beer drinkers and it is going to be the coolest party ever and everyone is invited and the president will speak and we will all boo him except ( Read more... )

Pluto is no longer a planet. Fuck. What am I going to do? I guess I'll brush my teeth. There is no such thing as integrity anymore.

I guess this is what it feels like when somebody you know dies. You had all these things to say to them but you never could.

You never could. Partly because you were so far away. 2.6 billion miles to be exact.

I Fucking HATE Bon Jovi!

That's all.

Has anyone seen my keys? I could have sworn they were on the wet-bar.

Has anybody seen Andy lately? Maybe he got hit by a trolley! That fucktard better not be dead!

Andrew Thomas Cretcher departing from Flagstaff, AZ at 4:00 p.m. on 16 of December to arrive at the Grand Canyon that evening.

Departing again at 4:00 a.m. on 17 of December to arrive at the Colorado River in 3 days.

Departing from the Canyon on 21 of December to arrive in Tucson, AZ the evening of 22 of December.

See Y'all then!!!

Squeeze me Babe,
Until the juice runs down my leg!

The worst part about this fucking MESS is that I now owe Kenny five dollars...

You Should Vote for Ralph Nader.


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Interviewer: Any strong opinion on Internet piracy and the whole mp3/ipod issue? In terms of Converge or Deathwish do you see any serious long-term effects?

J. Bannon: That’s a tough issue for me. I own a label now, and I work, oh, fourteen hours a day there. Its really tough…I personally want music to get out to everyone in the world but there’s ( Read more... )