wipe your tush with bush
these are kind of amusing. i found them on liquidgeneration.com:
-we've got more jugs than the special olympics has hugs.
-we've got more jugs than compton has thugs.
*referencing GALLONS of LIQUIDS, not breasts. or so i hope.*
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
hmmm....i have this cd that abdizzle gave me......it was this indian music, like, crazy shit. i love it though...anything i listen to could be catagorized as 'geeky', though. that's just how i am.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
anything that looks edible. i like the midnight bowl of cereal.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
um, i'm a girl *yeah, i TOLD you so*, so i have quite a few. off the top of my head, probably casablanca and gone with the wind. gotta go with the classics.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
if i could wave a magic wand and have a smaller waistline *not that i'm fucking HUGE or anything, i'm just not skinny* i'd probably do that. cause i like my boobies, and i like my face, and i like my hair when it's behaving. it's just the tummy troubles. OR I COULD GET A MAGICAL SELF-CONFIDENCE BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!! i like that one better!!!!!!!
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
that i'm going to end up alone forever. not completely irrational, but still...
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
biting my nails, messing with my hair, tapping my feet, general fidgiting
7. Are you a pyromaniac?
i've been suspended from the stove a few times, and i like to mess with candles and bonfires....in short, YES
8. Do you have too many love interests?
i don't have enough love interests.....it's been the same few for a REALLY LONG TIME
9. Do you know anyone famous?
does kimya dawson count???? cause i think she's a SUPASTAR!!!!! i've met a bunch of famous people, but i don't really talk with alot of them anymore.
10. Describe your bed:
i've had the same bed since i was five. i now have to sleep in the fetal position to fit on it, cause otherwise my feet hang off the end. um, white, flowers *really pale* on the headboard, the mattress is pretty high off the ground now, cause i got a new one....i'm trying to find a new comforter, cause my current one *flowers* is annoying the hell out of me....good, comfy pillows. teddy bears.
11. Spontaneous or planned?
completely situational. i think i'm a relativist.
12. Do you know how to play poker?
kinda
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
um, some kind of lipbalm, cause my lips chap easily, and money when i have it. that's about it.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
EVERYTHING. i actually didn't have much of a childhood....but still....it's a hellova lot better than being a teenager.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
yeah, but i'm don't like how my parent's got it, cause i'm named after a lady in a fucking grocery store. the last names a bit bothersome...if you know me, you know why....
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
enough to pay my tuition for college....cause i have to come up with it SOMEHOW
18. What color is your bedroom?
it's like white/teal/pink/dark green mixed into one...it's this special paint that you have use a certain spray gun for and you can't be in your house while they put it on.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
hmm....josie by blink 182 *launch.com*
20. Have you ever been in a play?
yeah, every one my school's had since taming of the shrew in the eighth grade.
21. Have you ever been in love?
nope, not 'we're gonna last forever, and share all our moments together' kinda love.
22. Do you talk a lot?
again, i'm kind of a relativist......if i'm in a good situation, and i have something to contribute, yes. but if i'm surrounded by people that i hate, then hell no...i'm intimidated easily these days.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
i don't really believe in myself enough....i don't know, i just don't have any self confidence...and it sucks.
24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
ok, one guy in NYC snuck up on my and tried to steal my wallet once, but other than that, i feel sad.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
i'm too 'nice' for my own good sometimes....borderline gullible and naive. i've been really naive lately...and foolish.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
well, if i HAD a boyfriend, i'd still spend equal time between my friends and my boy.
27. What is your ideal marriage location?
i don't know; i've always been torn between the traditional 'church' wedding and the hippie/beach wedding. if i got married in this area, it'd be in the fall or the winter, cause it's prettier then.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
piano, bass, drums, and i wish i could RELEARN my guitar.
29. Favorite fabric?
i don't know, most of my stuff is cotton, but i like really lush stuff like cashmere and satin too.
30. Something you love and hate?
my life
31. What kind of bedding do you use?
um, comforter, the fuzzy second sheet, a sheet, and then the bedcover thing that latches onto tne mattress.....and pillows and stuffed animals.
32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
if i trusted them and there was anything to tell, MAYBE
33. What's the one language you want to learn?
italien, russian, greek, japanese....
34. How do you eat an apple?
i bite it.....what do you want me to say??
35. What do you order at a bar?
well, if i could GO to the bar, it'd be a beer, or a cosmo or a martini
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
i thought about piercing my nose for awhile....i'd like to get my ears repierced too.
37. Do you have tattoos?
nope, i want one though.
39. Do you drive stick?
i wish i could DRIVE
40. What's one trait you hate in a person?
arrogance *i stole petey's answer*
41. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
i don't wear a watch. i'd like a swatch though. swatches kick my ass.
42. Most frivolous purchase?
i don't know; i'm a girl. i buy things. *probably my victoria secret bra. that shit was like, $39.99. that's alot for a fucking bra, man*
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
no, i mean, i like to go shopping, but i dont' base myself around material possessions. except maybe my cds and my vinyl.
44. What do you cook the best?
i don't know...i'm not a bad cook
45. Favorite writing instrument?
probably a pen, because they require commitment
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
i like to stand out, but i tend to blend in
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
yeah, i practically do every day
48. What's one car you will never buy?
a jaguar/benz cause i'd never drive something i spent that much money on.
49. What kind of books do you like to read?
anything and everything i can get my hands on
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
well, after the taxes were taken out, i'd probably put some *or most of it* toward my college education and a car, and put the rest in the bank.
51. Burial or cremation?
i don't really know yet. i know i wanna be an organ donor, though.
52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
my friends page on lj about covers it
53. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
i'm not really a sore loser, cause i'm a loser anyway. i can't seem to win at this point in my life.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
i don't know, i'm nice to everyone, but i would probably ignore them and not talk to them...
55. Do you cry in front of your friends?
i have once or twice, when i couldn't hold it in any longer, but no, not on a regular basis.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
i don't really know; you tell me.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone?
thinking, reading, bathing is generally a personal ordeal
58. Are you a giver or a taker?
both. i tend to give more than i take, though.
59. When's the last time you cried?
yesterday after i got into a fight with my mom.
60. Favorite communication method?
talking w/someone face to face.
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
well, if i haven't eaten anything, maybe three beers. i'm 15.
62. Do you think you're cute?
not at all. i wish someone thought i was, though.
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
in front of people i know; not really, but if it were like total strangers, then there would be a towel or something covering me. i'm a prude :(
i'm going to have an update DIRECTLY after the playoffs, so stay tuned:
-we've got more jugs than the special olympics has hugs.
-we've got more jugs than compton has thugs.
*referencing GALLONS of LIQUIDS, not breasts. or so i hope.*
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
hmmm....i have this cd that abdizzle gave me......it was this indian music, like, crazy shit. i love it though...anything i listen to could be catagorized as 'geeky', though. that's just how i am.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
anything that looks edible. i like the midnight bowl of cereal.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
um, i'm a girl *yeah, i TOLD you so*, so i have quite a few. off the top of my head, probably casablanca and gone with the wind. gotta go with the classics.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
if i could wave a magic wand and have a smaller waistline *not that i'm fucking HUGE or anything, i'm just not skinny* i'd probably do that. cause i like my boobies, and i like my face, and i like my hair when it's behaving. it's just the tummy troubles. OR I COULD GET A MAGICAL SELF-CONFIDENCE BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!! i like that one better!!!!!!!
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
that i'm going to end up alone forever. not completely irrational, but still...
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
biting my nails, messing with my hair, tapping my feet, general fidgiting
7. Are you a pyromaniac?
i've been suspended from the stove a few times, and i like to mess with candles and bonfires....in short, YES
8. Do you have too many love interests?
i don't have enough love interests.....it's been the same few for a REALLY LONG TIME
9. Do you know anyone famous?
does kimya dawson count???? cause i think she's a SUPASTAR!!!!! i've met a bunch of famous people, but i don't really talk with alot of them anymore.
10. Describe your bed:
i've had the same bed since i was five. i now have to sleep in the fetal position to fit on it, cause otherwise my feet hang off the end. um, white, flowers *really pale* on the headboard, the mattress is pretty high off the ground now, cause i got a new one....i'm trying to find a new comforter, cause my current one *flowers* is annoying the hell out of me....good, comfy pillows. teddy bears.
11. Spontaneous or planned?
completely situational. i think i'm a relativist.
12. Do you know how to play poker?
kinda
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
um, some kind of lipbalm, cause my lips chap easily, and money when i have it. that's about it.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
EVERYTHING. i actually didn't have much of a childhood....but still....it's a hellova lot better than being a teenager.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
yeah, but i'm don't like how my parent's got it, cause i'm named after a lady in a fucking grocery store. the last names a bit bothersome...if you know me, you know why....
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
enough to pay my tuition for college....cause i have to come up with it SOMEHOW
18. What color is your bedroom?
it's like white/teal/pink/dark green mixed into one...it's this special paint that you have use a certain spray gun for and you can't be in your house while they put it on.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
hmm....josie by blink 182 *launch.com*
20. Have you ever been in a play?
yeah, every one my school's had since taming of the shrew in the eighth grade.
21. Have you ever been in love?
nope, not 'we're gonna last forever, and share all our moments together' kinda love.
22. Do you talk a lot?
again, i'm kind of a relativist......if i'm in a good situation, and i have something to contribute, yes. but if i'm surrounded by people that i hate, then hell no...i'm intimidated easily these days.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
i don't really believe in myself enough....i don't know, i just don't have any self confidence...and it sucks.
24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
ok, one guy in NYC snuck up on my and tried to steal my wallet once, but other than that, i feel sad.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
i'm too 'nice' for my own good sometimes....borderline gullible and naive. i've been really naive lately...and foolish.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
well, if i HAD a boyfriend, i'd still spend equal time between my friends and my boy.
27. What is your ideal marriage location?
i don't know; i've always been torn between the traditional 'church' wedding and the hippie/beach wedding. if i got married in this area, it'd be in the fall or the winter, cause it's prettier then.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
piano, bass, drums, and i wish i could RELEARN my guitar.
29. Favorite fabric?
i don't know, most of my stuff is cotton, but i like really lush stuff like cashmere and satin too.
30. Something you love and hate?
my life
31. What kind of bedding do you use?
um, comforter, the fuzzy second sheet, a sheet, and then the bedcover thing that latches onto tne mattress.....and pillows and stuffed animals.
32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
if i trusted them and there was anything to tell, MAYBE
33. What's the one language you want to learn?
italien, russian, greek, japanese....
34. How do you eat an apple?
i bite it.....what do you want me to say??
35. What do you order at a bar?
well, if i could GO to the bar, it'd be a beer, or a cosmo or a martini
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
i thought about piercing my nose for awhile....i'd like to get my ears repierced too.
37. Do you have tattoos?
nope, i want one though.
39. Do you drive stick?
i wish i could DRIVE
40. What's one trait you hate in a person?
arrogance *i stole petey's answer*
41. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
i don't wear a watch. i'd like a swatch though. swatches kick my ass.
42. Most frivolous purchase?
i don't know; i'm a girl. i buy things. *probably my victoria secret bra. that shit was like, $39.99. that's alot for a fucking bra, man*
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
no, i mean, i like to go shopping, but i dont' base myself around material possessions. except maybe my cds and my vinyl.
44. What do you cook the best?
i don't know...i'm not a bad cook
45. Favorite writing instrument?
probably a pen, because they require commitment
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
i like to stand out, but i tend to blend in
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
yeah, i practically do every day
48. What's one car you will never buy?
a jaguar/benz cause i'd never drive something i spent that much money on.
49. What kind of books do you like to read?
anything and everything i can get my hands on
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
well, after the taxes were taken out, i'd probably put some *or most of it* toward my college education and a car, and put the rest in the bank.
51. Burial or cremation?
i don't really know yet. i know i wanna be an organ donor, though.
52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
my friends page on lj about covers it
53. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
i'm not really a sore loser, cause i'm a loser anyway. i can't seem to win at this point in my life.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
i don't know, i'm nice to everyone, but i would probably ignore them and not talk to them...
55. Do you cry in front of your friends?
i have once or twice, when i couldn't hold it in any longer, but no, not on a regular basis.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
i don't really know; you tell me.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone?
thinking, reading, bathing is generally a personal ordeal
58. Are you a giver or a taker?
both. i tend to give more than i take, though.
59. When's the last time you cried?
yesterday after i got into a fight with my mom.
60. Favorite communication method?
talking w/someone face to face.
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
well, if i haven't eaten anything, maybe three beers. i'm 15.
62. Do you think you're cute?
not at all. i wish someone thought i was, though.
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
in front of people i know; not really, but if it were like total strangers, then there would be a towel or something covering me. i'm a prude :(
i'm going to have an update DIRECTLY after the playoffs, so stay tuned: