Went to an 'American' sports bar last night where all the british people say how much they hate Americans while singing to American music (they dont have any of their own). They especially love Van Morrison, Billy Joel, and Brian Adams. Paul and I and our new buddy Jessica finally got an open table and sat down, and all the girls from another ( Read more... )

WHATEVER I DID TO DESERVE THESE NONSTOP JAMSTER COMMERCIALS, IM SORRY ( Read more... )

anyone else remember fruitaburst gum? it was like cinnaburst but fruity and good, better than strappleberry anyway. but they stopped selling it :(

Hey kids, stay away from Whiskey, especially when it's only 8.99 a bottle! (chymes)...in other news, vicki(or vicky?) is a tease and what the fuck are girls thinkign when they do that?! how am I doing on typos ( Read more... )

"two shipwrecked savages sat on the beach, with amnesia; no recollection of language. they made their own, and the word for love finally meant something. when they were rescued, they didn't teach it to anyone. "

1) Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself: Arthur Maxwell Kensington (the Third ( Read more... )

"I only ate a rice burrito and some crackers, and every day i walk a mile to and from school; why am I still fat you guys! Please post advice!" GO TO THE FUCKING GYM YOU IGNORANT CUNT. Actually, dont, please keep starving. Starve until you fucking die, and the rest of us will have some more fresh air to pass around. By the way, two miles a day isnt ( Read more... )

and disappointing...most things are though, after you wait long enough. I think journals would be easier to write in if it wasnt for the friends list thing, cuz then I could mention how much I cant fucking stand some of you- but then isnt the point of live journal to show off how you're feeling? I mean, I dont need to write shit down for myself, I ( Read more... )

Sorry guys...basically none of ym messengers here at school work, my computer's pretty fucked ( Read more... )

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