ANDY if i was in peterborough right now.... we'd be doing that with more than just a 26er, professional drunks like myself dont watch pirate movies with that little amount.
Dude wtf happened to giving up the druken lifestyle. I could have sworn you claimed you were moving beyond it and cleaning up your act. Profession drunk what a life.
No no and no. NEVER! I'm single, and thus not obligated to keep up any standards other than my own (example: Andy, we can't be together because you're never serious and you get excessively drunk [the height of redundancy].) I'm free from the shackles of relationshipism....I'll make sure thats a word when I sober up in the morning.
Professional drunk, however, is too lavish of a title for me. I'm keeping myself on too tight of a financial leash to blow that much money on booze. I drink for excess and I drink for fun.
I find it difficult to smuggle anything more than a 26er in without the aid of a trenchcoat.....then again, I'd probably blend in perfectly with the emo kids and trenchcoat mafia.
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Professional drunk, however, is too lavish of a title for me. I'm keeping myself on too tight of a financial leash to blow that much money on booze. I drink for excess and I drink for fun.
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