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andyhaver

in case you failed to notice...

Jan 11, 2003 14:03

Well, this is my first update of 2003, and probably one of the last considering I never update this mofo. I bet some of you thought I was dead. haHA. you were wrong, you idiots. It's great to be back up at school, I'm getting back into the swing of things, classes, readings, alcohol, friends, and it's goin great. How is everyone else doing? Not ( Read more... )

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therobotthinks January 11 2003, 19:20:19 UTC

Matt Heinz, 2nd Hour
shit.

mjrowe January 11 2003, 23:01:51 UTC

Name: Mike Rowe
Date: 1-12-03
Class: MyLife 101, Section 001

Well Mr. Haver, not a lot here. I tried to play cards with some guys out here the other night, but it just wasn't happening. I was the only one will to drop any money with a duece, or bet every chip that I had. They were real squares, a ten or jack was worth fifty cents, anything better worth seventy-five. It was gay man, very gay. We must get a real card game together over spring break. Well, I am tired, so goodnight sir.

I better get my damn bonus points!!!!

A nice effort. andyhaver January 12 2003, 10:17:44 UTC

Matthew,

The punctuation and grammar was top notch, so you do get your bonus points, HOWEVER, it was NOT double spaced, so you still only get a 100%. Nice effort though :). Sorry to hear about the poser card game, we'll definitely have to get a real one going soon, teach some people a lesson in losing-your-money-to-mike-and-andy-ology. Gimme a call sometime, you should come up to State.

Mr. Haver

Re: A nice effort. mjrowe January 12 2003, 10:35:51 UTC

Mr. Haver,
I understand that you are teaching a large class here and you could never remember every students name, however when it is written on the top of the assingment I would expect the courtesy of addressing me correctly.

-Mike

Re: A nice effort. andyhaver January 12 2003, 11:06:29 UTC

Matthew-

Perhaps you are new to the Mr. Haver learning environment. In this environment, I am your God. As your almighty ruler, I retain the power to change your name to any name I please. From now on, your name is Matthew. Don't backtalk me again.

Mr. Haver

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therobotthinks January 12 2003, 22:32:18 UTC

Dr. Haver,
Is it possible for me to some how earn some extra credit in your class? I think that I am kind of falling behind.

andyhaver January 13 2003, 09:38:15 UTC

My son,

If you want extra credit, you're going to have to work for it. However, it's quite easy to "strong-arm" your way into my good graces. Those who can really get the job done are those who receive the extra credit, if you know what I mean. If you think you're up to it, give me a jingle, and I'll help make sure you stay on top.

Dr. Haver