Hey, does anyone remember that entry I had last year about Joe making puppets out of the inatimate objects from harry potter that were printed on the backs of juiceboxes? I only WISH those days were still here. Instead, Joe's listening to Lifescapes (a meditation type CD, with weird soothing sounds and a woman saying "reelaaaaaaaaaaaaax........... ( Read more... )

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Time for that all-important, no holds barred, free-for-all of a livejournal update. Thaaaaaaaaaat's right, folks, Andy's back, and this time he means business ( Read more... )

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"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time, man."


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As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. ( Read more... )