Miscellanity
Quiz, for starters. (ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?
knee in contact with radiator, therefore, yes.
DO YOU SNORE?
Not yet, at least...
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Umm... A little from column A, a little from column B.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Not entirely sure, to be honest with you...
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Oh yes indeed..... Still get cold-turkey twinges when i think about it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Not really my thing, but it is morbidly fascinating. Like watching the slow onset of syphalis in a loved one.
I used to think so... but, christ, has it been five months now? Hell no.
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Toaster Grey.
IS BARBIE SEXY?
Barbie who?
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Not... often.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Not as yet.
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Somewhere between diving and fire chains, maybe?
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Paris. For reasons which really oughtta be obvious by now.
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
?
CAN YOU SWIM?
Rather well, actually.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
mmmhmmm.... but not for a while.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yeah, for what it's worth
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTRE OF A TOOTSIE POP?
42.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Why?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIR PLANE?
= Very Yes.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Short answer: No.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I dig the whole manual-pencile-sharpener tactile experience, baby...
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
pisses me off, actually. Why?
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I ain't even sure if dinner's in my future.....
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah. it's like... abstract n stuff.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
A variety of things, none of which are particularly interesting.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Survey says nope.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I've never been to one.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled. In a particular fashion.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Which dumb? either way..... evidence says no.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Botswana.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:27
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Andy, Twitch, (according to Gav) Draven and a bewildering variety of others.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes, yes it is.
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Not a subject to which I have devoted a great deal of thought.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Monday, when Syl's dad drove us to the train station. Shortly after this he was involved in a pig-related incident.....
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Currently, that peculiar brand of sci-fi Hygiene Shower available at the cubicles in my halls.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Define "real". (oooooh.... deep, huh?)
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yes, quite simply.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope. Quite fond of it, actually.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
I have a vannila smoothie problem.... it's under control though: I can quit any time I want. really. *whimper*
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
Crunchy. I quite like peanut butter, but don't tell the Parisian chick.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Frequently. Much to the disgust of myself and others. Can't help it!
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yeah. with sister Helen.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
One.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Varies greatly.
WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES?
Greeen. with as many Es as you like.
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
Either very loud or with that sort of "Goodbye Eardrums" muffled snort.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Couldn't be better right now.
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
Preference minimal.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Psychwhat? oh. No.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Yeah, and found it strangely enjoyable - for my sins.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Sax.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
not really...
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
"borrowed"
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Dunno, never tried.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yeah.... Archaeologist, remember?
ARE YOU HORNY?
Why yes, yes I am.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Frequently. Please don't address my shortcomings in public.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Quite simply: no.
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
More of a cat person.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Not only do I believe in it, I have photographic evidence of it having occured!
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
*checks* Yeah. Wierd, huh?
ARE YOU RACIST?
No, for that would be silly.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
A surprising number. Well - I'm usually surprised at the number.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No.
DOES SIZE MATTER?
Of what? monitor size is pretty crucial...
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chocolate. What?
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
On occasion.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Not in the last..... five hours.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Accident compensation ones which utilise a yorkshire accent.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
??)
Yeah. This week has been awesome. It has included the following events, quotes, substances and realisations. if something below does not fit into one of the aforementioned categories, make one up which makes sense and pretend it was listed.
- Gaming. COPS rocks. as does shadowrun. If this was news, shame on you.
- Much beer.
- Visiting Syl's parents. This ruled, as I actually got on with them and they failed to mistake me for devilspawn.
- Sprinting around Paris to get to random places.
- "Do I look like a man?" "No, dear." "You're sure?"
- Cowboy Bebop.
- Scarrification.
- "SAY WHAT?!"
- A great deal of Trying-To-Learn-French.
- Failure to go to the allnighter. sorry, guys!
- clearage and recycling of 82 bottles of beer. (dude.)
- the public information chav.
- Deep Conversation (tm) - No, it's a good thing!
- "You comfortable?" not asctually an amusing quote, I'll admit, until you realise it was repeated by each protagonist at least seven times an hour.
- A Hardcore gig. it ruled!
yeah. that's about it - there's a lot more which is gonna stick in my mind forever, but that's more or less the extent of what I'm gonna list here.
So yeah. In england. Get in touch by email or comment for now, as I have the sneaking suspicion I have left my phone in Paris. Damn.
And if anyone sees Alex, tell him I owe him five pounds.
knee in contact with radiator, therefore, yes.
DO YOU SNORE?
Not yet, at least...
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Umm... A little from column A, a little from column B.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Not entirely sure, to be honest with you...
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Oh yes indeed..... Still get cold-turkey twinges when i think about it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Not really my thing, but it is morbidly fascinating. Like watching the slow onset of syphalis in a loved one.
I used to think so... but, christ, has it been five months now? Hell no.
WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Toaster Grey.
IS BARBIE SEXY?
Barbie who?
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Not... often.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Not as yet.
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Somewhere between diving and fire chains, maybe?
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Paris. For reasons which really oughtta be obvious by now.
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
?
CAN YOU SWIM?
Rather well, actually.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
mmmhmmm.... but not for a while.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yeah, for what it's worth
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTRE OF A TOOTSIE POP?
42.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Why?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIR PLANE?
= Very Yes.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Short answer: No.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
I dig the whole manual-pencile-sharpener tactile experience, baby...
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
pisses me off, actually. Why?
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I ain't even sure if dinner's in my future.....
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah. it's like... abstract n stuff.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
A variety of things, none of which are particularly interesting.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Survey says nope.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I've never been to one.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled. In a particular fashion.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Which dumb? either way..... evidence says no.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Botswana.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:27
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Andy, Twitch, (according to Gav) Draven and a bewildering variety of others.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes, yes it is.
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Not a subject to which I have devoted a great deal of thought.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Monday, when Syl's dad drove us to the train station. Shortly after this he was involved in a pig-related incident.....
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Currently, that peculiar brand of sci-fi Hygiene Shower available at the cubicles in my halls.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Define "real". (oooooh.... deep, huh?)
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yes, quite simply.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nope. Quite fond of it, actually.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
I have a vannila smoothie problem.... it's under control though: I can quit any time I want. really. *whimper*
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
Crunchy. I quite like peanut butter, but don't tell the Parisian chick.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Frequently. Much to the disgust of myself and others. Can't help it!
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yeah. with sister Helen.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
One.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Varies greatly.
WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES?
Greeen. with as many Es as you like.
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
Either very loud or with that sort of "Goodbye Eardrums" muffled snort.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Couldn't be better right now.
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
Preference minimal.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Psychwhat? oh. No.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Yeah, and found it strangely enjoyable - for my sins.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Sax.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
not really...
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
"borrowed"
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Dunno, never tried.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yeah.... Archaeologist, remember?
ARE YOU HORNY?
Why yes, yes I am.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Frequently. Please don't address my shortcomings in public.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Quite simply: no.
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
More of a cat person.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Not only do I believe in it, I have photographic evidence of it having occured!
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
*checks* Yeah. Wierd, huh?
ARE YOU RACIST?
No, for that would be silly.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
A surprising number. Well - I'm usually surprised at the number.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No.
DOES SIZE MATTER?
Of what? monitor size is pretty crucial...
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chocolate. What?
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
On occasion.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Not in the last..... five hours.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Accident compensation ones which utilise a yorkshire accent.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
??)
Yeah. This week has been awesome. It has included the following events, quotes, substances and realisations. if something below does not fit into one of the aforementioned categories, make one up which makes sense and pretend it was listed.
- Gaming. COPS rocks. as does shadowrun. If this was news, shame on you.
- Much beer.
- Visiting Syl's parents. This ruled, as I actually got on with them and they failed to mistake me for devilspawn.
- Sprinting around Paris to get to random places.
- "Do I look like a man?" "No, dear." "You're sure?"
- Cowboy Bebop.
- Scarrification.
- "SAY WHAT?!"
- A great deal of Trying-To-Learn-French.
- Failure to go to the allnighter. sorry, guys!
- clearage and recycling of 82 bottles of beer. (dude.)
- the public information chav.
- Deep Conversation (tm) - No, it's a good thing!
- "You comfortable?" not asctually an amusing quote, I'll admit, until you realise it was repeated by each protagonist at least seven times an hour.
- A Hardcore gig. it ruled!
yeah. that's about it - there's a lot more which is gonna stick in my mind forever, but that's more or less the extent of what I'm gonna list here.
So yeah. In england. Get in touch by email or comment for now, as I have the sneaking suspicion I have left my phone in Paris. Damn.
And if anyone sees Alex, tell him I owe him five pounds.