Where all my babes at?

[andylightkai]

Ever since I grew my hair out, adults have been all like "oh, you're so cute, the girls must be all over you."

Except they're NOT.

My working theory is that all adults are horrible lying scumbags, which only deepens my desire to never grow up.

In other news, coming back early from fall break blows, because you're like the only person in the dorm

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[andylightkai]

That working theory is that my overwheming masculinity and striking good looks have overwhelmed their systems so much that they have to re-evaluate their standards in order to be able to include me.

Once this happens, I'm golden.

[bagshotrow]

You know, I was told that all the time too. By the mothers of cute girls. I think I got far more interest from the moms than from the cute girls themselves. Nay, I KNOW that's how it was.