HERPES!

[andylou]

and so it is, just like you said it would be
life goes easy on me - most of the time Okay, so - the best moment of our trip so far came last Sunday, when Maria was trying to get into her high school to clear out her locker. We'd tried about three doors - all locked - and this fourth one was the last straw

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[twelveeyes]

Sigh. You guys. Crazy.

[andylou]

Us?

*grin*

[timetokill]

Pretty cute. The girl, not you ;)
And DUDE -- you should have told me you were hanging out with a Russian chick. I could have told you the one phrase I know in Russian -- "I had a dream that a bagel was eating me!" It's more useful than you realize.

Also, she reminds me of the Russian actress from GoldenEye.

Glad you're liking America. Now come back to SoCal!
Also -- only douches (*cough*) call it "Cali." It's either California, SoCal, or NoCal!!

So yeah, come on back. We'll go get some In 'N Out.

if it makes you feel any better,

[_mria]

he won't stop talking about you. it's maddening. i can never compare!

ps. i am! a douche

Re: if it makes you feel any better,

[timetokill]

Sorry to get back to you so late, but anyway --

I'm sure you're perfectly pleasant :D You don't seem like a douche anyway, I think you're just misguided ;)

And maybe you should move to SoCal also. Then you won't have to compare!

Re: if it makes you feel any better,

[_mria]

it's a plan! as long as somebody keeps feeding me :D

[harriet_s_bp]

That entry made my Saturday brighter :) . How on *earth* do you get these contacts to go travelling??

[andylou]

Funnily enough, from writing a story when I was 14. it's kind of awesome <3

[ferox]

Your Maria lass is so stereotypically Russian looking it's actually making me miss the motherland. And come to sharp realization that I am very much a 2.

However, the fact that you didn't bother to escort me to my prom? Not on, Andrew. Not on at all. I think you've gained weight.

[sastrugi]

Maria is hot.

Shame about you, really.

:P

[andylou]

Best comment ever, says Maria

*grin*