I am and Overachieving Outcast Nerd Jock Slacker (in that order...)
This is the megasurvey of high school stereotypes; it covers every stereotype in the game. The other surveys cannot compare to the superiority of this one.
Fill out the boxes using "X" with all that apply to you.
Then, whichever category you have the most X's in, that is your high school stereotype.
-=-Jock-=-
[X] You've played a sport.
[X] You've been/are on a school team.
[ ] You've been on JV.
[X] You've been doing said sport for years.
[X] You know your closest friends from said sport.
[X] You are physically fit.
[X] People would not call you "lazy."
[ ] You eat very healthy.
[ ] You own at least one nalgene water bottle.
[ ] You want/have already received a scholarship for playing that sport.
[ ] You like to work out.
[ ] You are a member of a fitness club.
[ ] You take winning in P.E. class more seriously than others.
[X] You don't mind getting down and dirty.
[ ] You don't have modesty in the locker room.
[ ] You tend to whip others with wet towels.
[X] Your shoe collection consists of mostly sneakers.
[ ] You've won an award for a sport's achievement.
[ ] 4 shots of tequila doesn't even phase you.
Total = 8
-=-Outcast-=-
[X] You dont have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[X] You were always picked last for kickball.
[X] You dont like to talk a lot.
[X] You tend to avoid mass social activities (i.e.- dances, ice cream socials, football games, etc.)
[ ] You dont participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[X] A friend has blown you off before.
[X] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[X] You have a feeling that once you leave high school, nobody is going to remember you.
[X] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People dont find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (i.e- jocks, preps, Goths, etc.)
[X] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 9
-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer pong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state.
[ ] Everybody whos anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[X] You've partied all night.
[X] Actually, your parents really dont care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked/half naked in front of everybody at a party.
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You've had a hangover.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 2
-=-Scene Kid-=-
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a major obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffrey Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You dont know many of the people on your friends list in person: you just added them because they were scene.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.
Total = 0
-=-Prep-=-
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You wont go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] some of your favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] Youre afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You will not take alcohol straight up.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
[ ] You constantly text.
Total = 0
-=-Band Geek-=-
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You were in Marching Band
[ ] Youve never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire[d] to be a Drum Major/captain.
[ ] Youve made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band/choir is your favorite class.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You abhor rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you dont really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 1
-=-Thespian-=-
[X] You have seen a school play.
[X] You have seen a Broadway musical (traveling or in NYC)
[ ] You like to act.
[ ] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference (State or International or both)
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian? joke.
[X] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody elses props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Jonathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 3
-=-Overachiever-=-
[X] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[X] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[X] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[X] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[X] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[X] You are in a long-term relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[X] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[X] You are on Student Council.
[X] You are/were the class president.
[X] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[X] People have told you that you didnt have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 11
-=-Slacker-=-
[X] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[X] You do a lot of things half-way
[X] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work/class.
[ ] You dont turn in a lot of your work.
[X] You spend the majority of your time watching TV or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[X] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[X] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total= 7
-=-Goth-=-
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot. (on the opposite sex)
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot. (on the opposite sex)
[X] You dont get along with your parents.
[ ] You have dyed your hair an exotic color.
[ ] Youve styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[ ] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ]At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[X] You dont really care what people think about you.
[X] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 3
-=-Nerd-=-
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[X] You havent had any luck with the opposite sex.
[X] You are into WOW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they arent funny anymore.
[X] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[X] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[X] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] Youve noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[X] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[X] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total=8
-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] Youre still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing (sang) vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] Youve made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0
Fill out the boxes using "X" with all that apply to you.
Then, whichever category you have the most X's in, that is your high school stereotype.
-=-Jock-=-
[X] You've played a sport.
[X] You've been/are on a school team.
[ ] You've been on JV.
[X] You've been doing said sport for years.
[X] You know your closest friends from said sport.
[X] You are physically fit.
[X] People would not call you "lazy."
[ ] You eat very healthy.
[ ] You own at least one nalgene water bottle.
[ ] You want/have already received a scholarship for playing that sport.
[ ] You like to work out.
[ ] You are a member of a fitness club.
[ ] You take winning in P.E. class more seriously than others.
[X] You don't mind getting down and dirty.
[ ] You don't have modesty in the locker room.
[ ] You tend to whip others with wet towels.
[X] Your shoe collection consists of mostly sneakers.
[ ] You've won an award for a sport's achievement.
[ ] 4 shots of tequila doesn't even phase you.
Total = 8
-=-Outcast-=-
[X] You dont have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[X] You were always picked last for kickball.
[X] You dont like to talk a lot.
[X] You tend to avoid mass social activities (i.e.- dances, ice cream socials, football games, etc.)
[ ] You dont participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[X] A friend has blown you off before.
[X] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[X] You have a feeling that once you leave high school, nobody is going to remember you.
[X] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People dont find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. (i.e- jocks, preps, Goths, etc.)
[X] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 9
-=-Party Girl/Boy-=-
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer pong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state.
[ ] Everybody whos anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[X] You've partied all night.
[X] Actually, your parents really dont care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked/half naked in front of everybody at a party.
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You've had a hangover.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 2
-=-Scene Kid-=-
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a major obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffrey Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You dont know many of the people on your friends list in person: you just added them because they were scene.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[ ] You enjoy photography.
Total = 0
-=-Prep-=-
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You wont go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] some of your favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] Youre afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You will not take alcohol straight up.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
[ ] You constantly text.
Total = 0
-=-Band Geek-=-
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You were in Marching Band
[ ] Youve never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire[d] to be a Drum Major/captain.
[ ] Youve made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band/choir is your favorite class.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You abhor rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you dont really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 1
-=-Thespian-=-
[X] You have seen a school play.
[X] You have seen a Broadway musical (traveling or in NYC)
[ ] You like to act.
[ ] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference (State or International or both)
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian? joke.
[X] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody elses props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Jonathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 3
-=-Overachiever-=-
[X] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[X] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[X] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[X] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[X] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[X] You are in a long-term relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[X] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[X] You are on Student Council.
[X] You are/were the class president.
[X] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[X] People have told you that you didnt have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 11
-=-Slacker-=-
[X] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[X] You do a lot of things half-way
[X] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work/class.
[ ] You dont turn in a lot of your work.
[X] You spend the majority of your time watching TV or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[X] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[X] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total= 7
-=-Goth-=-
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot. (on the opposite sex)
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot. (on the opposite sex)
[X] You dont get along with your parents.
[ ] You have dyed your hair an exotic color.
[ ] Youve styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[ ] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ]At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[X] You dont really care what people think about you.
[X] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 3
-=-Nerd-=-
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[X] You havent had any luck with the opposite sex.
[X] You are into WOW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You overanalyze jokes to the point where they arent funny anymore.
[X] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[X] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[X] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] Youve noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[X] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[X] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total=8
-=-Garage Band Junkie-=-
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] Youre still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing (sang) vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] Youve made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0