A silly sense of "Holy shit" bubbled up through me when I tested my late-arriving Christmas present on my room's stereo system.
Folks, that's a 1000 watt, 12 inch subwoofer speaker. That thing almost dwarfs my guitar. It's bigger than my head, which, is saying quite a lot. I'm hooking that bad boy up in my truck whenever I get the other supplies (amp, wire, box).
By the way, make fun of the comforter design and experience a very, very painful death. You've been warned.