This always happens in the last week before I go home...

From a conversation at work today:

Me: Gentlemen, feel free to reopen the DNC database.
Person 1: What'd you do to it?
Person 2: He gave me an orifice.
Person 1: Oh. What do you plan on doing with it?

This weekend was great can't recall not having fun at any moment this weekend. ( Read more... )

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Question: Have people already received their bills for next term's tuition? As much as I'd prefer not to pay, I take my not getting my bill and with the funky limboland I'm in right now, they could overlook me in a bad way. Thanks in advance.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/11/18/internet.rescue.ap/index.html

Brantford->Andy->NCBooked my flight back to NC last night. That's right, I'm flying back. The flight is only $150 and when I crunched the numbers, flying was very similar to driving(if you include all costs, not just gas). Since it takes me only half a day to get down instead of the 2 days, since I like to stop in PA (14 hrs drive, if weather is ( Read more... )

Dare I bring up the topic? Sure why not. I'm a little surprised that nobody more politically minded than myself has brought up the topic already (is there some unwritten rule against it?). What do you think of the coming election? Do you that anything will really change? If so, what? Are people finally fed up with the liberal party ( Read more... )

Today I dropped my cell phone in a puddle. Currently it is drying out. Hopefully I won't have to spend money to get a new...

[UPDATE:] So far no dice on the phone. The phone is turning on, the screen is lighting up, but it isn't displaying anything...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard ( Read more... )