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So, I have many thoughts on the episode. They include "Jack, you giant manslut", "Donna is made entirely of win/NOT COOL NOT COOL OMG DONNA NO", "Doctor your little WOOBIE FACE", and "I want to see the fic!!11!"
I also think that fandom and their wank can suck it, because Rose and her Doctor make me happy.
Now, Randa and I went outside to her balcony after watching the episode and we discussed it, and whined, and laughed, and uh.
Decided that in the alternate universe, where Rose has her Doctor, they must have the most amusing life EVER.
Because he's half human now. And has to live as one.
This means, of course, that he needs to get a job, and since Donna got his brains (AND THEN LOST IT ALL BECAUSE RTD IS A BASTARD), he probably got... her typing skills.
Human!Doctor, the Temp!
This led to us choking on cigarettes (Randa) and snorting our drinks up our noses (me) while we planned out the whole story.
He'd have to get a real name, since he can't go by 'The Doctor', and see, he can't go by "John Smith" because pfft, no one is named John Smith. And he'd be all "But I don't know any other names!" and Rose would be all "Well you have to choose something" and he'd somehow or other get fake papers with a real name on them without her knowing, and decide to call himself "Hugh" because, well. He's human. Doctor Hugh Mann.
It, uh. Got worse from there.
He has a shelf obsession, but has REAL TROUBLE building them because the screwdrivers on Earth aren't sonic. And he has to go buy himself clothes, and comes back with, like, twenty pinstripe suits and a leather coat, and Rose facepalms a lot and tells him that there's no where to put that many suits because, no, the wardrobe is not bigger on the inside. And he agrees to return it all, except the leather coat, which she tells him he can keep.
And he's totally perplexed by human male anatomy because, um, Timelords can control their erections? According to Randa? And his life is hard. So to speak.
And if he and Rose ever have kids, he'll insist on naming them Martha, Jack, and Donna, and be REALLY UPSET that Rose won't let him name one "K-9", because they already have a dog, and he called it Mickey.
And he gets the kids gas maks on Halloween and tells them to go show Rose, and they're all "Mummy! Mummy look! Mummy!" and Rose freaks THE FUCK OUT and makes the Doctor sleep on the couch.
And at one point he discovers e-bay, and Rose facepalms some more and makes him return everything.
Um.
I really wanna see the fic.