Paranormal Activity just fucked my shit up.

MY SHINGLES WERE HURTING SO I TOOK LEFTOVER VICODIN FROM HAVING THAT TOOTH EXTRACTED AND HOLY SHIT I'M SO HIGH

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

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HEY THAT'S THE THEME TO FUNKYTOWN LOL I TYPED FUCKYTOWN FIRST.

I have shingles.

This rules!

ETA: My boss is asking me if she has to worry about chickenpox.  Oy vey.

I played sterling defense in LG this weekend.

I didn't give up a single bingo!

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They're Dutch, the lyrics are weird, but godDAMN what a riff.

I want a goddamn cigarette and I'm getting really tired of the taste of blood.

I'm gonna sulk now.

I have a bleeding hole in my face.

I can barely talk around the gauze.

I am soon to have vicodin.

Maybe I should've gone for the root canal.

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I'll be starting on August 17.

Yay!