Bad Sex & Awkward Romance: a comment-a-thon
Bad Sex & Awkward Romance
a comment-a-thon
Dreamwidth | LivejournalI love awkward romantic declarations and sex scenes. In an attempt to encourage people to cater to my desires, I bring you a comment-a-thon ( Read more... )
a comment-a-thon
Dreamwidth | LivejournalI love awkward romantic declarations and sex scenes. In an attempt to encourage people to cater to my desires, I bring you a comment-a-thon ( Read more... )
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Not edited. Here ya go! ^^
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Love is a Drug
Iruka placed his chopsticks carefully on the side of his bowl of rice and swallowed carefully. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Kakashi watching him intently, his one visible eye fixed firmly on Iruka’s every movement, like a predator assessing his prey. Iruka could feel a warm flush of embarrassment creep across his cheeks in response and he cursed internally at his body’s reactions.
He felt overly warm; his nerves were jittery and his body suddenly felt revved up, overflowing with energy. His skin felt sensitive to the touch, he needed to… to move, to do something with all this excess energy suddenly ( ... )
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Iruka looked up from his task of forensically examining the remains of his meal. Kakashi was still watching him with hawk-like intensity . “I’m not sure, Kakashi. Why don’t you save me the bother and tell me what you did?” Iruka could feel his temple start to throb with rising indignation and a healthy dose of worry.
True, he’d done an awful thing last night - falling asleep on Kakashi in the middle of sex. Even worse, he’d come and then fallen asleep, before Kakashi finished. Although in my defense, Iruka thought, Kakashi didn’t have to hold out and could have come when I did, so it’s not entirely my fault.
To top things off, Iruka had to leave early for school this morning and so had not had time to explain to Kakashi. Or apologize ( ... )
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I love that Shin's battle plan involved a fundoshi. This made me laugh: Shin was not fooled however. This state was actually the most lethal.
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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As wonderful as fresh air felt against her overheated face, Kyoko just couldn’t bring herself to be happy about this particular turn of events.
“Mogami...san.” His eyes were very wide. “So...all this time...”
It was then that it surged through her - pure instinct, fight or flight. With every ounce of strength she could muster, she bounded for the exit; and, seeing as she was in a chicken costume, “bounded” really meant “stumbled”.
He was in front of her before she had even made it halfway there, easily blocking her from properly making her escape. Even if she’d still been physically capable of reaching her destination, his eyes - with some black sorcery, no doubt - seemed to have pinned her in place. She could tell that he was angry, and it was made all the worse by the fact that he wasn’t smilingShe considered falling to her knees and begging his forgiveness, her words of apology already resting anxiously on the tip of her tongue. But she was frozen in place, ( ... )
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She opened her mouth to protest, only to close it again a second later. Because it suddenly occurred to her that Tsuruga Ren was in love. With her.
Her eyes went out of focus as her brain tried to process that little tidbit of information, and it took several long minutes of deliberation before Kyoko could formulate an adequate response. “Have you tried...um...not being in love with me?”
His lips thinned in obvious frustration. “That’s not even a remote possibility,” he said.
A sigh passed through her lips. “You know that my heart is frozen and black, Tsuruga-san. There’s no way for me to return your feelings, especially considering that it would do neither of us any good.” And with that, a new fire spread outward from her belly, overriding the fear and the shock and the emotion-that-was-definitely-not-happiness. With renewed vigor, she grabbed his hands and pulled them off her shoulders, holding them in front ( ... )
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“Because you wouldn’t purposefully try to misinterpret this confession if I said it to you normally?” Ha! Ren knows her so well. And her "have you tried not being in love?" line was fabulous.
I love how thoroughly Kyoko twists everything around so that it suits her view of Ren, love, and the world. She's going to end up killing the poor man. *g*
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