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Hawaii Five-0, Steve/Danny. The guys are at Danny's place getting hot and heavy when Rachel drops off Gracie; Danny has totally forgotten it's his weekend with Grace.
Someone banged on the front door and Steve started so violently he fell off the bed. "Who the hell is that?"
"You caught me; I secretly ordered a stripper. How the hell would I know, Steven? Do I have X-ray vision? No, I do not." OK, maybe Danny was jumping from zero to cranky a little too fast, but come on; the timing could not possibly be worse.
"Maybe if we stay quiet they'll just go away."
There was another loud knock, and then Danny's blood ran cold, because...
"Danno, open up!"
"Grace is here?" Steve hissed. "Why the hell is Grace here? Did you forget to pick her up?"
"No. No-no-no, see, I don't get Grace until Friday."
"It is Friday."
"Since when?"
"Since we worked overtime to bust the Kahanui case on Thursday and we put in for a day off."
Oh. Fuck. "Go hide in the bathroom or something."
Steve scowled. "Why would I do that?"
"Because Grace is nine years old and this is not how I want her to find out I do guys sometimes. Because Rachel is like eight months pregnant and she gets crazy right
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Someone banged on the front door and Steve started so violently he fell off the bed. "Who the hell is that?"
"You caught me; I secretly ordered a stripper. How the hell would I know, Steven? Do I have X-ray vision? No, I do not." OK, maybe Danny was jumping from zero to cranky a little too fast, but come on; the timing could not possibly be worse.
"Maybe if we stay quiet they'll just go away."
There was another loud knock, and then Danny's blood ran cold, because...
"Danno, open up!"
"Grace is here?" Steve hissed. "Why the hell is Grace here? Did you forget to pick her up?"
"No. No-no-no, see, I don't get Grace until Friday."
"It is Friday."
"Since when?"
"Since we worked overtime to bust the Kahanui case on Thursday and we put in for a day off."
Oh. Fuck. "Go hide in the bathroom or something."
Steve scowled. "Why would I do that?"
"Because Grace is nine years old and this is not how I want her to find out I do guys sometimes. Because Rachel is like eight months pregnant and she gets crazy right ( ... )
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