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Dec 09, 2005 16:12


HAH! this is hilarious. Some kid, pretending to be Jamie Spears, started fuckin with me in AIM.


E RoCkEr 93 x: who are you?
TinuvielDementia: Belle. And you?
E RoCkEr 93 x: Belle
TinuvielDementia: hmm?
E RoCkEr 93 x: yeh, my name is belle
TinuvielDementia: Then what can I do you Belle?
E RoCkEr 93 x: What grd r u in?
TinuvielDementia: A grade all of my own, your self?
E RoCkEr 93 x: 8th
TinuvielDementia: Ahh, a chickling
E RoCkEr 93 x: scuze me, bitch?
TinuvielDementia: I'm 17. you're... 13? 14? Your a chickling, duckling, young one. They're pet names.
TinuvielDementia: for young children
TinuvielDementia: I could call you piglet, cause you see to have a mouth like one.
E RoCkEr 93 x: do you think you are coool nigga?
E RoCkEr 93 x: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME BC I WAS BORN WITH A CLEF LIP AND PALLET!!!
E RoCkEr 93 x: OMG
E RoCkEr 93 x: OMG
E RoCkEr 93 x: OMG
TinuvielDementia: No, I try not to be cool. Deadly disease, coolness.
TinuvielDementia: It'll kill you from the inside out,
TinuvielDementia: Slowly
E RoCkEr 93 x: it doesnt, im the most popular grl in my town
E RoCkEr 93 x: and stop making fun of my clef lip and pallett
TinuvielDementia: Pity. I'd hate to have to kill Miss Popularity.
E RoCkEr 93 x: scuze you. im cooler then youd ever be im jamie spears
TinuvielDementia: Do you know what "Tinuviel Dementia" means?
TinuvielDementia: It means Demented Mockingbird. And this bird doesn't care who you are, or think you are. Demented things never care for anything
TinuvielDementia: Except blood
TinuvielDementia: Have you ever tasted blood, Miss Spears?
E RoCkEr 93 x: yea, when a tooth came out
TinuvielDementia: That tangy, metallic taste?
E RoCkEr 93 x: Im Jamie spears, brittneys little sister
TinuvielDementia: Isn't it beautifully erotic?
E RoCkEr 93 x: eww go away or ill have my body guard report you to the poliice
TinuvielDementia: I truly don't care who you are.
TinuvielDementia: And go ahead
E RoCkEr 93 x: i will.
TinuvielDementia: I don't care. You don't even know who I am
E RoCkEr 93 x: yeah, wel you know that im jamie spears and i have money and im rich
E RoCkEr 93 x: go to hell little poor one
TinuvielDementia: And you think money will stop a 12 inch blade from sliceing through your organs?
TinuvielDementia: Cutting your lungs to ribbons?
E RoCkEr 93 x: scuze me?
TinuvielDementia: Feeling that last bit of life, flow from your lips?
TinuvielDementia: And then... Glorious nothingness.
TinuvielDementia: Death, the final fronteer.
E RoCkEr 93 x: go to a mental hospital pleae
TinuvielDementia: That soundless, spaceless, lightless place where souls fly, and mortals only dream of.
E RoCkEr 93 x: you scare the whole world
TinuvielDementia: Oh not hardly.
E RoCkEr 93 x: This is brittney spears, who is this?
TinuvielDementia: Call me Belle
E RoCkEr 93 x: Why are you scaring my little sister?
TinuvielDementia: Because she stared bugging me.
TinuvielDementia: If she doesn't like it, she should learn some proper manners.
TinuvielDementia: I'm sure she has the money.
TinuvielDementia: Buy her Ettique lessons.
E RoCkEr 93 x: im gonna get you kicked out of the countrie
E RoCkEr 93 x: good bye
E RoCkEr 93 x: freak
TinuvielDementia: *kiss*

Of course, I fucked with the kid... It was friggin hilarious.
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