ooc: so tonight we had a very special guest at the babychan
* Now talking in #babydragon
* Topic is '#blondharem: [Teito] so Hakuren will be busy doing it with me | [Hakuren] Mikage was Teito's heart, I'm his meat
shield. | [Shuri] I AM SECOND PLACE IN GROUP SEX |[Hakuren] SUCK IT 8D | [NakedShuri] ... but would that fit#'
* Set by NakedTeito on Fri Aug 29 17:59:00
[Morrolan] CASTOR
[Kaiji] I had to use the dice of Mr "I have a tendancy to follow up nat 1s with nat 20s" instead.
[Morrolan] HELP ME EXPLAIN KB
[Kaiji] a friend of mine once tried to discipline her d20 by putting it in her mouth.
[Morrolan] ....b-balanced karma?
[[BPRD]] ...OH GOD, KB
[[BPRD]] KB IS LIKE
[Morrolan] I've threatened to microwave mine.
[Hakuren] ... was that Kindra, Kaiji
[[BPRD]] WELL
[Kaiji] no, it was Claire.
[Hakuren] Oh.
[Hakuren] ... I can see this ...
[[BPRD]] OKAY, KB IS NAMED AFTER KNICKERBOCKERS
[Kaiji] it didn't really work though.
[[BPRD]] JUST. TO GIVE YOU A HINT OF WHAT KB IS LIKE.
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[Teito] ...morrolan do i even have your lj friended
[Hakuren] Like so many of Claire's ideas.
[Morrolan] KB HATES MY PLAYERS
[Morrolan] ....I don't think so Teito.
[[BPRD]] KB HATES ME A LOT
[Morrolan] SOMETIMES IT LOVES YAN.
[Teito] .....gimme it morrolan
[Hakuren] KB is a dice?
[[BPRD]] UNLESS I AM DOING SOMETHING
[[BPRD]] LIKE
[Morrolan] IT SHIPS SHADOW AND LADARIUS.
[[BPRD]] KILLING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS
[Morrolan] Teito, ysadrel
[Teito] [3!
[[BPRD]] kb is our dicebot for exalted
[Morrolan] [3!
[[BPRD]] kb is full of hate
[Morrolan] Allow me to demonstrate!
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
* KB has joined #babydragon
[[BPRD]] much like the head of HATE in nextwave
[[BPRD]] ...please tell me I can KICK IT after you're done
[Ayanami] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, are you up for a demonstration of your hate?
[KB] KB, are you up for a demonstration of your hate?: 4 5 6 6 6 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
* [BPRD] is now known as Feathers
[Karma] That's a yes.
[Ayanami] Pffft.
[Feathers] !roll 10 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE
[KB] ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE: 2 4 5 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] !roll 10 just out of curiosity.....
[KB] just out of curiosity.....: 1 2 3 4 5 5 5 #047 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] ...aww.
* Ayanami is now known as Yan
[Karma] ...oh, it's being obstreperous.
[Feathers] !roll 4 intative
[Yan] !roll 10 on this nick now
[KB] intative: 4 5 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[KB] on this nick now: 1 3 3 4 5 6 #047 7 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Feathers] ...it's performing well for the audience
[Yan] ...okay it likes Yan better. |D
[Devit] sob what are you guys doing
[Feathers] clearly
[Karma] !roll 12 Enemy attack on Feathers
[KB] Enemy attack on Feathers: 1 1 3 4 5 #047 7 8 #10 10 10 10## (11 successes.)
[Devit] I STILL HAVE THIS ONE
[Yan] Playing with the dicebot, Devit.
* Devit rolls the d666 and gets 3 2 CD: 1
[Karma] There we go.
* Yan is now known as Ayanami
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] ...HAHAHAHAHA Karma. XD
[Karma] Devit, this is the dicebot that I use for my Exalted games.
[Devit] oho
* KB was kicked by Feathers (I LOVE YOU TOO, KB :((((((#)
[Karma] AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS SOMETIMES FULL OF HATE.
[Feathers] ESPECIALLY FOR ME
[Karma] YEAH
* Karma is now known as Morrolan
[Ayanami] It usually likes me though. |D
[Feathers] UNLESS I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS PUSHING~ BOUNDRIES~
[Teito] Mororlan, added /o/
[Ayanami] You mean like smashing Shadow's head in? :D
[Feathers] ...like, breaking every bone in a party members body
[Feathers] YES
[Morrolan] \o/
[Feathers] EXACTLY
[Feathers] OR YELLING AT LUNARS
[Morrolan] It likes the Dragonlings!
[Morrolan] And it supports Shadow/Dari.
[Feathers] Which is cute.
[Morrolan] And it's good at dramatic awesome -- sometimes, anyway.
[Ayanami] ...
[Ayanami] ...in other words, it likes yaoi.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 just out of curiosity...
[Morrolan] Kaiji, let me get it back.
[Feathers] ...i kicked it, kaji
[Morrolan] Feathers was cranky.
[Ayanami] XD
[Feathers] because i lovehate it
* KB has joined #babydragon
[Kaiji] oh, sorry. ^^;
* Morrolan pets KB. There, there.
[Morrolan] Kaiji, now it's back.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 just out of curiosity
[KB] just out of curiosity: 1 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Morrolan] Hmmm, it likes you.
[Teito] XD
[Morrolan] !roll 10 DRAMATIC SCENE
[KB] DRAMATIC SCENE: 1 1 3 5 5 6 #049 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Kaiji] surprisingly!
[Devit] Wait does it work for anyone?
[Hakuren] ... y
[Feathers] !roll 10 CRASHING A BARGE INTO NEXUS
[KB] CRASHING A BARGE INTO NEXUS: 1 2 3 3 5 #047 8 9 9 9# (5 successes.)
[Feathers] y
[Morrolan] Yeah, Devit.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
[KB] ROCK PAPER SCISSORS: 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 WHAT AM I DOING
[KB] WHAT AM I DOING: 3 3 4 4 6 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] !roll 10 generic evil deeds :)
[KB] generic evil deeds :): 3 5 5 5 6 #047 9 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Kaiji] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
[Hakuren] ... YOU ARE WRITING ME STUFF DEVIT-- I mean
[Devit] WELL NOT AT THE MOMENT
[Feathers] EXALTED USES d10s.
* Ayanami is now known as Yan
[Morrolan] Kaiji, it's a dicepool system.
* Devit molests instead
[Hakuren] alkejr;aj;re
[Yan] !roll 10 SHOUNEN RETARDEDNESS :D
[KB] SHOUNEN RETARDEDNESS :D: 1 1 4 6 #047 8 8 8 8 #10## (7 successes.)
[Morrolan] Roll xd10, any die that comes up 7 or higher is a success, 10s are double
[Feathers] ANYTHING ABOVE 7 is a sucess! 10 is a double sucess! unless it's a droll.
[Hakuren] ...
[Yan] \o/
* Yan is now known as Ayanami
[Hakuren] !roll 10 ESCAPE MOLESTATION
[KB] ESCAPE MOLESTATION: 1 2 3 3 3 5 5 6 #047 9# (2 successes.)
[Hakuren] ........
[Feathers] ...
[Morrolan] .....yeah.
[Ayanami] ...
[Morrolan] I could've told you that.
[Hakuren] .......
[Keiichi] .........
[Hakuren] sob
[Morrolan] !roll 10 BLACKWAND ATTACK
[KB] BLACKWAND ATTACK: 2 4 4 5 5 6 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Feathers] .......... padawan, it knows you're with me
[Teito] ...hahahaha
[Keiichi] ...........XDDD
[Ayanami] ...
[Morrolan] Hmmm.
[Kaiji] WELL DONE ROOMMATE
* Hakuren is crying with laughter
[Morrolan] It doesn't like me on player nicks.
[Feathers] !roll 10 SUBTLE APPING TECHINIQUE
[Kaiji] !roll 10 PROTECT ROOMMATE FROM MOLESTATION
[KB] SUBTLE APPING TECHINIQUE: 2 2 3 3 6 #047 7 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
[KB] PROTECT ROOMMATE FROM MOLESTATION: 1 2 3 4 5 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Feathers] ...wow.
[Teito] !roll 10 KILLING AYANAMI
[Devit] !roll 10 DEFILE MY PRIEST
[KB] DEFILE MY PRIEST: 1 1 1 4 4 4 5 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] KILLING AYANAMI: 1 2 3 3 6 6 6 6 #048 8# (2 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] Hey :[
[Teito] ...GODDAMIT
[Hakuren] ... you got more successes than I did
[Ayanami] Pffft. XD
[Karma] !roll 10 LET'S TRY THAT KILLING AYANAMI THING
[KB] LET'S TRY THAT KILLING AYANAMI THING: 1 1 2 3 4 4 5 6 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] Devit, I think it means you win
[Karma] Hmmm. KB likes you, Yan.
[Karma] We knew that.
[Teito] :|
[Ayanami] !roll 10 Well, of course it does. :)
[KB] Well, of course it does. :): 1 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 #048 #10## (3 successes.)
[Feathers] ...teito, kb likes epic stunting
[Devit] !roll 10 kill Ayanami NOAH STYLE
[Ayanami] ...
[KB] kill Ayanami NOAH STYLE: 2 2 4 5 6 #047 9 #10 10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .....
[Ayanami] .........
[Karma] ...
[Hakuren] .........
[Feathers] ...
[Devit] :)
[Teito] ...hahahahaha
* Karma LAUGHS
[Ayanami] ....KB loev retards, apparently.
[Karma] Yar.
[Teito] !roll 10 KILLING AYANAMI WITH A TOOTHPICK
[Feathers] Always.
[KB] KILLING AYANAMI WITH A TOOTHPICK: 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Teito] ...DAMMIT
[Feathers] ... uh
[Ayanami] !roll 10 KILLING EVERYONE
[Keiichi] ...he's not a shark, teito
[KB] KILLING EVERYONE: 1 2 3 3 6 #048 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] I can't live the dream :(
[Ayanami] ]D
* Ayanami WINS
[Feathers] ... no that's not quite the stunting i ment
[Hakuren] ...
* Mikage ]o[/
* Hakuren ]o[/
[Karma] People probably need to adjust their die pools.
[Hakuren] But Devit kills you first, Ayanami.
[Karma] !roll 8 DEFENSIVE MEASURES
[KB] DEFENSIVE MEASURES: 2 2 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] Shhh.
[Keiichi] !roll 10 LIVE THE DREAM??
* Hakuren ]o[/
[KB] LIVE THE DREAM??: 2 2 4 4 5 5 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
* Mikage ]o[/
* Hakuren ]o[/
* Mikage ]o[/
* Keiichi was kicked by Teito (]o[/#)
* Keiichi has joined #babydragon
* KB was kicked by Teito (]o[/#)
[Keiichi] ow
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] 8D
[Keiichi] .........I forgot about that
[Karma] ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[Feathers] ...you know, Fran
[Keiichi] DOES THAT MEAN I WIN
[Devit] !roll 10 kill Ayanami and then molest Hakuren while Teito badtouches a baby dragon
[Feathers] I wonder if Veloren's tomb counts as a manse
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] ........too late Devit
[Hakuren] ...
[Karma] ..........probably.
[Mikage] ......
[Devit] DAMN
[Devit] I WAS TOO LATE
* Devit was kicked by Teito (also, no die#)
* Devit has joined #babydragon
[Devit] BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!
[Teito] that could be taken two ways :D
[Teito] no it wouldn't have
[Ayanami] ...Feathers that's assuming there IS a tomb? XD
[Feathers] ...i bet there is
[Ayanami] Also do I need to put "Verloren" on ping? It seems to be your most common misspelling, so... XD
[Feathers] the mangaka likes her LOCATIONS
[Ayanami] Hahaha.
[Ayanami] Err, "Veloren"
* Ayanami already has the correct spelling on ping :|
[Karma] Well, the death places of Primordials and fetiches are generally Demesnes.
* Karma is now known as Morrolan
[Teito] karma bring KB back also
* KB has joined #babydragon
[Teito] !roll 10 kill Ayanami kick Devit's ass for molesting hakuren and have sweet cuddles with Mikage for breakfast
[KB] kill Ayanami kick Devit's ass for molesting hakuren and have sweet cuddles with Mikage for breakfast: 2 4 4 4 5 6 #047 8 9 9#
(4 successes.)
[Teito] \o/
[Hakuren] .......
[Morrolan] !roll 10 How you doin, KB?
[KB] How you doin, KB?: 1 1 2 3 4 6 6 #048 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] Do. Do I get any say in this molestation thing
[Devit] !roll 10 no you don't Hakuren
[Kaiji] pretty much by definition no.
[KB] no you don't Hakuren: 2 2 3 3 5 #048 8 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ............
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] !roll ten does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing
[Devit] IT
[Teito] !roll 10 does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing
[Teito] even
[Hakuren] ...
[KB] does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing: 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...Teito it has to be 10 not ten. XD
[Devit] IT'S NOT A MAGIC 8 BALL . . .
[Hakuren] ...
[Morrolan] Devit, you would be surprised.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 HELP
[KB] HELP: 1 1 2 2 2 3 4 6 6 #04#10## (2 successes.)
[Teito] pfft
[Mikage] !roll 10 Hakuren does NOT get molested
[Hakuren] ......
[KB] Hakuren does NOT get molested: 1 2 4 4 5 5 #048 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] XDDDDDDDD
[Devit] HAHAHAHAH
[Devit] SOB ILU
[Hakuren] I SHOULD JUST
[Hakuren] NOT ROLL
[Hakuren] 8(
[Hakuren] SOMEONE ELSE ASK IF I ESCAPE KITTEN'ING TONIGHT
[Teito] !roll 10 Devit gets molested by Marcy instead
[Morrolan] ...yeah Hakuren don't join Exalted. NOT THAT YOU ARE NOT LOVED BUT YOU WOULD DIE.
[KB] Devit gets molested by Marcy instead: 1 2 5 5 #047 7 7 8 8 9# (6 successes.)
[Kaiji] !roll 10 for escaping kittening?
[KB] for escaping kittening?: 1 2 3 3 5 6 #047 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] OH DIE
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] I don't escape, do I.
[Teito] N
[Devit] No.
[Ayanami] ....Morrolan now I'm wondering idly what Ayanami's stats would be in Exalted...
[Hakuren] ...
[Feathers] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 but Hakuren likes it
[KB] but Hakuren likes it: 1 1 1 5 6 #047 7 7 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...pfft
[Devit] ufufu.
[Feathers] ...hmm.
[Mikage] HAHA
[Hakuren] ................
[Hakuren] WHAT
[Morrolan] Yan, uh. Senior god of death riding a mortal?
[Feathers] I'M NOT HMING AT THAT
[Morrolan] I'd probably use Han Tha.
[Ayanami] Oh?
[Morrolan] An outcast god of decay in Rathess.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 orz my life??
[KB] orz my life??: 1 1 1 3 4 5 6 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Ayanami] I see.
[Teito] ...hahahah
[Hakuren] ... well, that's better than two ...
* Devit just pets.
[Morrolan] He's around Essence 5-6, has a good-sized cult.
[Ayanami] |D
[Feathers] ...padawan, you'd have to use a lot of stunting mojo to get around KB
[Ayanami] Sounds about right, yeah.
* Hakuren facepalms
[Teito] !roll 10 but Devit pets in a special place
[KB] but Devit pets in a special place: 1 3 4 5 5 6 #049 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Hakuren] ..........................
[Devit] trfgyhujkl
[Hakuren] the fact that there are three 10s ...
[Hakuren] ....
[Devit] Yeah you're fucked.
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] s-sob
[Devit] !roll 10 literally
[KB] literally: 1 1 1 2 3 3 6 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
* Ayanami ......waits for someone to botch
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] . . .
[Teito] pfft
[Devit] . . . HEY!
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] ...pffft
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do I really escape??
[KB] do I really escape??: 1 1 3 3 #047 7 8 9 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .......... \o/
[Hakuren] --wait
[Devit] . . . ._.
[Teito] !roll 10 and you'd get caught in the act by Shuri AND Jasdero anyhow
[Hakuren] ... Ilu honey
[KB] and you'd get caught in the act by Shuri AND Jasdero anyhow: 1 3 5 #047 8 8 9 9 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Devit] #. . .
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] ...HAHAHAHA
[Devit] SOB
[Devit] AHHHHHHH
[Teito] 8D
[Hakuren] SOB SOB SOB oh my goooooood XD
[Ayanami] !roll 20 Now in Exalted you sometimes get dice pools more like THIS.....
[KB] Now in Exalted you sometimes get dice pools more like THIS.....: 1 1 1 1 1 3 3 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 8 8
8 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...hahaha wow that failed.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do I top
[KB] do I top: 1 3 5 5 #048 8 8 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] ...
[Ayanami] !roll 2 and THIS is Yan's temperance |D
[KB] and THIS is Yan's temperance |D: 4 #04#10## (2 successes.)
[Hakuren] HEY ]D
[Ayanami] .......wow KB really does like Yan.
[Teito] t-this is so fun that I'm crying and sobbing
[Devit] !roll 10 I'M BOTTOMING?!
[KB] I'M BOTTOMING?!: 1 2 4 4 4 5 5 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Morrolan] !roll 23 First Melee + Soul-Cleaving Strike + Ravenous Maw of Melee + Resplendent Shadow Blade
[KB] First Melee + Soul-Cleaving Strike + Ravenous Maw of Melee + Resplendent Shadow Blade: 1 1 2 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 6 6 6 #047 7 8 8 9
9 9 9 #10 10## (12 successes.)
[Morrolan] Better.
[Teito] pfft
[Ayanami] Haha.
[Teito] !roll 10 now this is the liklihood of Teito ever letting Mikage have sex
[KB] now this is the liklihood of Teito ever letting Mikage have sex: 1 1 1 2 4 4 5 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Ayanami] I'd come up with an IC roll for Ayanami, but I'm too tired to figure out what. |D
[Hakuren] DEVIt IS THAT A DOUBLE
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] ...
[Mikage] .......
[Devit] NO XD
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] OKAY
[Keiichi] !roll 10 affair with Teito
[KB] affair with Teito: 1 4 4 4 5 5 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
* Devit sulks at!!
[Keiichi] .......dicebot doesn't approve
* Teito ...pets keiichi
[Teito] !roll 10 losing my virginity ever
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya cockblocks any and all of Teito's affairs
[KB] Burupya cockblocks any and all of Teito's affairs: 2 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[KB] losing my virginity ever: 1 3 3 3 3 4 4 5 6 #048# (1 successes.)
[Mikage] DAMMIT
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Hakuren] ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Devit] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] !roll 10 show him the tattoo or not
[KB] show him the tattoo or not: 1 2 2 3 5 5 5 5 6 6 (Botch x1!)
[Keiichi] ........HAHAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] BOTCH?!
[Ayanami] ...HAHAHA
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Teito] omg
[Hakuren] That's not a botch QUESTION
[Morrolan] .......THAT WOULD BE AN EXTREME NO
[Keiichi] omgggggggg
[Hakuren] XD
[Keiichi] omggggggggggggggg
[Feathers] ...
[Teito] OMG GUYS WE NEED TO LOG THIS AND POST IT
[Devit] D-does that mean you show me or not??
[Feathers] wow
[Hakuren] I, I don't know!
[Feathers] DON'T
[Keiichi] I THINK KB SHOULD JUST STAY IN THE CHAN ALL THE TIME
[Feathers] DON'T DONT DONNNT
[Hakuren] CAN WE KEEP IT
[Teito] YES
[Teito] CAN WE
* Hakuren is just sobbing with laughter here
* Teito i-is too
[Devit] !roll 10 Mikage turns into Burupya during sex
[KB] Mikage turns into Burupya during sex: 1 2 3 3 4 6 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
* Kaiji can hear it from the next room
[Hakuren] aesratartatrat
[Keiichi] .....adkj;lkjk
[Hakuren] GODDAMNIT
[Teito] ..rfgjkldhsjkghdfjklshlsf
[Teito] fgdfkllwljkfg
[Hakuren] I HAD WATER
[Hakuren] ow
* Teito SOBS
[Mikage] AAAUGH
[Mikage] DFGKJDG
[Kaiji] DON'T DIE ROOMMATE
[Hakuren] m-my nose
* Keiichi c-crying
[Devit] sob laughing so hard
[Kaiji] GUYS GUYS IF SHE DIES FROM CHAN I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE
* Teito i-is too
[Hakuren] HELP HELP
[Kaiji] FOR THE RENT SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY
[Kaiji] ON ACCOUNT OF BEING DEAD
[Hakuren] SOB SOB KAIJIIIIIII XD
[Teito] MIKAGE ARE YOU JUST GOING TO TAKE THAT. AREN'T YOU GOING TO ROLL TO DEFEND YOURSELF
[Teito] ....actually
[Teito] !roll 10 Mikage just takes that
[KB] Mikage just takes that: 1 2 2 4 6 #047 7 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Kaiji] !ROLL 10 RENT CHECK
[Mikage] I WAS DEWINDOWED
[KB] RENT CHECK: 1 2 3 3 4 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] SHUSH
[Kaiji] ....good enough for me.
[Teito] mmhm
[Ayanami] .......you guys.
* Hakuren crawls onto Kaiji and dies
[Kaiji] ....guuuuuuuys.....
[Teito] o-omg
[Teito] I'm dying here too
[Mikage] !ROLL 10 MIKAGE GETS LAID WITHOUT BABY DRAGON INTERFERENCE OR ANYTHING
[KB] MIKAGE GETS LAID WITHOUT BABY DRAGON INTERFERENCE OR ANYTHING: 1 2 4 5 5 5 5 #047 8 8# (3 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] ...pfft
[Hakuren] ...
[Mikage] ........I'm done defending myself.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 Kaiji gets out form under Hakuren?
[KB] Kaiji gets out form under Hakuren?: 1 1 1 3 #048 9 9 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] \o/
[Kaiji] WOOHOO!
[Teito] !roll 10 I love Mikage anyway
* Kaiji dumps Hakuren's body
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] sob sob
[KB] I love Mikage anyway: 1 1 2 3 3 5 #048 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 [3 Teito
[KB] [3 Teito: 2 3 3 5 6 #048 9 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Feathers] ... the idea of Kaiji being sucessful at murder
[Devit] too funnyyyyyy
[Feathers] i must disbeliiive
[Kaiji] no no guys, you already killed her
[Feathers] oh
[Kaiji] I'm just disposing of the evidence
[Kaiji] before she starts to stink up the apartment.
[Feathers] now THAT is totaly ic
[Hakuren] 8(
[Kaiji] I don't think I have that much baking soda.
* Hakuren haunts Kaiji for forever
[Kaiji] as long as you don't smell bad!
[Ayanami] !rolls 14 kills someone Teito loves :)
[Teito] .....
[Ayanami] !roll 14 kills someone Teito loves :)
[Teito] .................
[KB] kills someone Teito loves :): 1 2 2 2 5 5 #047 7 7 7 7 9 9 #10## (9 successes.)
[Mikage] HAHA TYPO
[Hakuren] ... I have perfume
[Ayanami] FIXED IT
[Teito] ..................................................
[Ayanami] :|
[Ayanami] ]D
[Hakuren] ....
[Mikage] ... !roll 10 dies
[Hakuren] but WHO
[Hakuren] Should we all take turns rolling for that
[Teito] sob
[Teito] sob sob
[Mikage] !roll 10 dies
[KB] dies: 1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 dies
[Ayanami] ...rolling to defend against the attack?
[Keiichi] ....sooooooooob
[KB] dies: 1 3 4 5 5 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] WHO'S NEXT?
[Hakuren] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 isn't loved by Teito |D
[KB] isn't loved by Teito |D: 1 3 4 4 5 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] F-five
[Teito] ............
[Teito] !roll 10 avenges deaths of loved ones then suicides
[KB] avenges deaths of loved ones then suicides: 2 4 4 4 4 5 #048 8 8 8# (4 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 just plain suicides
[KB] just plain suicides: 2 2 3 5 5 6 6 #048 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Morrolan] !roll 15 stopping this tomfoolery by soul-voring Ayanami
[Teito] o hay
[KB] stopping this tomfoolery by soul-voring Ayanami: 1 1 2 2 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya cries forever
[KB] Burupya cries forever: 1 1 3 4 4 6 6 #048 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Morrolan] ....man,
[Hakuren] !roll 10 is that going to be canon for death
[KB] is that going to be canon for death: 1 2 2 3 3 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... that doesn't make me feel better! 8(
[Teito] !roll 5 yes
[KB] yes: 1 2 6 #048 #10## (3 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 ...nobody dies?
* Devit is now known as Princess
[KB] ...nobody dies?: 1 1 2 3 4 4 5 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ...o shi-- 3 out of 5
[Hakuren] ...
[Princess] !roll 10 is Hakuren's het
[KB] is Hakuren's het: 1 1 2 4 5 5 5 #047 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] ......
* Princess is now known as Devit
[Ayanami] ....clearly KB likes me better, Morrolan.
[Morrolan] !roll 10 Resurrects everyone
[KB] Resurrects everyone: 1 1 2 4 4 4 #047 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] aerja;er
[Teito] no no Morrolan, that's my job
[Hakuren] !roll 10 gets het
[KB] gets het: 1 4 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] WELL.
[Morrolan] This is because I have it trained not to favor me too much, Ayanami.
[Devit] HAHAHAHAH
[Keiichi] .....
[Teito] !roll 10 ressurects everyone causing them to forget me and also curse self
[Morrolan] (If it favors me too much, players die.)
[KB] ressurects everyone causing them to forget me and also curse self: 1 2 3 3 3 5 5 #048 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Keiichi] ....no luck, Teito
[Teito] dam\n
* Teito snaps fingers
[Keiichi] you should roll for ever getting happiness ever
[Teito] !roll 10 ever getting happiness ever
[KB] ever getting happiness ever: 2 3 3 3 6 #047 7 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] ...o hay :D
* Feathers is now known as Pi[GitS]
[Keiichi] .....
* Ayanami ......is now picturing a Morrolan vs. Ayanami fight based on Exalted-style stats....
[Teito] !roll 10 what about getting het
[KB] what about getting het: 2 2 3 5 6 6 #047 8 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] ....o shi--
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] .....
[Hakuren] UHO
[Keiichi] ...o dear
[Morrolan] Ayanami, you wouldn't like that fight. XD
[Teito] WELL I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER
[Hakuren] Teito gets the princess, I get-- .... uh ...
[Ayanami] ....well.
[Ayanami] Maybe not NOW.
* Devit draaaaaaaapes
[Mikage] you can have my sister, Hakuren.
[Ayanami] We'll have to talk again once I get my scythe and everything back. :)
[Teito] !roll 10 does Hakuren count as het
[Devit] Hey, hey, no.
* Pi[GitS] is now known as Pi[GitS|uheathens]
* Firo has joined #babydragon
[KB] does Hakuren count as het: 2 2 5 5 6 6 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Firo] DON'T MIND ME.
[Hakuren] ....
[Teito] ...HI FIRO
[Devit] !roll 10 kills Hakuren's het
[KB] kills Hakuren's het: 1 2 4 6 #047 7 7 7 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...........
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Devit] UFUFU
[Keiichi] .............
[Ayanami] ...hi Firo we're abusing a dicebot. :D
[Keiichi] ...........omg XD
[Firo] Morrolan told me XD
[Hakuren] ... HI FIRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
[Morrolan] SPECTATING
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
[Firo] HE WAS LURKING IN ONE OF MY CHANS EARLIER
[Firo] I'M RETURNING THE FAVOUR
[Teito] !roll 10 Jasdevi gets heterosexual
[Karma] !roll 15 (Blackwand)
[KB] (Blackwand): 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 7 7 8 9 #10 10 10## (12 successes.)
[KB] Jasdevi gets heterosexual: 2 3 6 6 #047 8 8 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Keiichi] ..............
[Ayanami] ...
* Kouichi has joined #babydragon
[Hakuren] ....
[Karma] Theeeere we go.
[Devit] EHHHHHHHHHH
[Mikage] ......
[Firo] .....
[Hakuren] BUT I COUNT AS HET
[Keiichi] .....
[Hakuren] so apparently
* RubyD has joined #babydragon
[Devit] Yes.
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] .........
[Teito] ...WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE
[Karma] HI GUYS
[RubyD] Whut
[Mikage] ----why are there so many people.
[Keiichi] ...HI EVERYONE |D
[Ayanami] .........Morrolan did you just invite people to come watch. XD
[Devit] XDD
[Karma] No.
[RubyD] What is this chan
[Firo] XD
[Devit] HI
[Hakuren] !roll 10 goes with Devit after camp
[KB] goes with Devit after camp: 1 3 4 4 4 5 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] Well.
[Firo] ...
[Ayanami] Ruby, this is the 07-Ghost chan. Currently abusing a dicebot.
[Teito] !roll 10 emos when hakuren goes
[Devit] But then you'll die.
[KB] emos when hakuren goes: 2 2 2 3 4 4 5 5 5 #047# (1 successes.)
[Keiichi] ...
[Teito] ........
[Mikage] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Firo] ........
[Devit] . . .
[Teito] well okay
[Mikage] Teito.
[Firo] AHAHA
[Devit] HA HA HA
[Teito] BYE HAKUREN
[Hakuren] ..........
[Teito] I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
[Hakuren] BYE
[Teito] AND I'LL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
[Hakuren] OH WELL
[Hakuren] YOU SUCK TEITO
[Devit] !roll 10 NOAHS WIN, ALL OF HUMANITY DIES
[KB] NOAHS WIN, ALL OF HUMANITY DIES: 2 2 3 3 5 5 #047 7 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Mikage] !rolls 10 babydragon misses Hakuren at least?
[Firo] .....
[Teito] !roll 10 do i suck
[KB] do i suck: 3 3 3 5 #047 8 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Firo] XDD
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] Tayto ilu
[Teito] !roll 10 but do i suck dick
[Ayanami] ...
[KB] but do i suck dick: 1 2 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Karma] Mikage, no s
[Karma] ...
[Teito] !roll 10 ...well then
[Hakuren] ......
[Karma] ..............well then
[KB] ...well then: 1 2 2 3 4 #048 8 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........
* Hakuren just facepalms a lot
[Ayanami] .....I.
[Ayanami] I think we've now established that KB loev yaoi.
[Karma] I GUESS THE DICEBOT SUPPORTS YOUR AUS, TEITO
[Hakuren] ... oh well. DEVIT, HEY, I'm GOING WITH YOU.
[Karma] ...yes.
[Firo] this is like. the magic 8 ball of gay. or something.
[Karma] Yes, we have.
[Devit] !roll 10 cries during sex
[KB] cries during sex: 1 2 3 4 #047 7 8 8 8 9# (6 successes.)
[RubyD] !roll [10] Am i doing it rite?
[Teito] ...HAHAHAHA
* Riku|post has joined #babydragon
[Firo] .....PFFT
[RubyD] lol
[Kouichi] !roll 10 tell me who to app
[Keiichi] ...HAHAHA
[KB] tell me who to app: 1 3 3 4 4 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[RubyD] !roll 10 Am i doing it rite?
[KB] Am i doing it rite?: 2 4 5 5 6 6 #047 7 7 8# (4 successes.)
* Firo is now known as Ken
[Teito] !roll 10 does this mean i won't be an eternal virgin after all
[Riku|post] !roll 10 How stupid is Riku?
[Ken] !roll 10 CAN I TAKE NOAH KID IN A FIGHT?
[KB] does this mean i won't be an eternal virgin after all: 1 1 5 5 5 5 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[KB] How stupid is Riku?: 1 1 1 2 2 3 4 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[KB] CAN I TAKE NOAH KID IN A FIGHT?: 3 5 6 6 #047 9 9 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...
[Devit] OH HELL NO
[Ken] ]D
[Teito] !roll 10 so I suck dick but stay a virgin
[Hakuren] ...
[KB] so I suck dick but stay a virgin: 3 4 4 #047 8 8 8 #10 10 10## (10 successes.)
[Devit] yftguhjk,
[Teito] ...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[Hakuren] ............
[Ken] .......
[Devit] uytuhjkl
[Keiichi] ...........
[Devit] HAHAHAHAAHAH
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ken] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Mikage] HHAHAAHAHA
[Devit] OMG
[Hakuren] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] ..........alsdkfj;alksdjomg
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[Karma] IT MUST NOT COUNT ORAL SEX
[RubyD] lol
[Hakuren] w-what is this
[Riku|post] XDDDDDDD
[Keiichi] omgggggg XDDDDD
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do *I* die a virgin
[KB] do *I* die a virgin: 1 1 2 4 5 5 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... well.
[Ken] XD
[Keiichi] TEITO DO YOU BECOME A HOOKER TO SUPPORT YOURSELF
[Hakuren] Sorry, Devit.
[Teito] 50/50
[Devit] NO
[Teito] !roll 10 do i become a hooker to support myself
[Ken] TEITO'S FAMOUS $5 BLOWJOBS?
[KB] do i become a hooker to support myself: 1 3 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7 8# (3 successes.)
[Teito] that's a no
[Keiichi] ....hmmmm
[Teito] !roll 10 am i GOOD at oral?
[KB] am i GOOD at oral?: 1 2 3 3 4 5 6 6 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] .......
[Ken] .....
[Keiichi] ..........oral fixation lies
[Devit] !roll 10 kittenfies Hakuren
[KB] kittenfies Hakuren: 2 3 4 4 4 5 5 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] make that Teito's INfamous $5 blowjobs...
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] !roll 10 becomes a kitten
[KB] becomes a kitten: 1 3 4 5 6 #047 8 8 9 9# (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] TOO MUCH TEETH. NO RETURN CUSTOMERS
[Hakuren] Should I go look for cat pictures
[Teito] !roll 10 but does Mikage return :(
[Devit] !roll 10 kittenfies Ken
[KB] kittenfies Ken: 1 1 1 2 4 #047 7 8 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[KB] but does Mikage return :(: 1 4 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10 10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ....
[Ken] .......this is not the right nick to be critiquing someone's blowjobs on
[Devit] AUGH NO
[Teito] .....YAY
[Ken] ...HEY WHAT
[Mikage] \o/
[Hakuren] TRY AGAIN WITH ME DEVIT :|
[Ken] DEVIT
[Ken] WHAT
* Teito loev Mikage with blowjobs
[Ken] IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME NOAH KID?
[Keiichi] .......
[Mikage] uhhuhu [3
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit is gay for me???
[Hakuren] !roll 10 dumps Devit
[KB] Devit is gay for me???: 1 1 1 2 3 3 5 5 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[KB] dumps Devit: 3 4 #047 7 7 8 8 8 8 #10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] oh thank god
[Keiichi] ...............HAHAHAHA
[Devit] !roll 10 it was all a bad dream and Hakuren comforts me when I wake up
[KB] it was all a bad dream and Hakuren comforts me when I wake up: 2 3 3 3 4 4 5 6 6 #049# (1 successes.)
[Hakuren] ......
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] ........
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] WELL.
[Ken] ....... HAH
[Devit] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* Hakuren pets
[Ken] !roll 10 i topped devit
[KB] i topped devit: 1 2 2 3 5 5 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Karma] !roll 10 So, KB, what ARE your thoughts on yaoi?
[KB] So, KB, what ARE your thoughts on yaoi?: 1 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Karma] NOT THAT WE NEEDED THE CONFIRMATION
[Devit] sob why has the tide tuuuuuurne
[Devit] d
[Karma] BUT
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Ayanami] !roll 21 ...I can actually roll up to this much on attacks with my Exalted character right now. |D
[Ken] XD
[KB] ...I can actually roll up to this much on attacks with my Exalted character right now. |D: 1 1 1 2 3 3 3 3 4 5 5 6 6 #047 7 7
8 8 8 9 9# (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 so does this mean I shouldn't write Devit/Hakuren
[KB] so does this mean I shouldn't write Devit/Hakuren: 1 1 2 2 3 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 and he liked it
[KB] and he liked it: 1 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Ken] .... ehh
[Ken] !roll 10 but he still cried when he came
[KB] but he still cried when he came: 4 4 4 5 5 6 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 nah that was just cum on his face
[Karma] !roll 10 IS KYOUICHI SRS
[KB] IS KYOUICHI SRS: 1 2 2 3 4 5 #047 7 8 9# (4 successes.)
[KB] nah that was just cum on his face: 1 1 3 4 6 6 #047 7 7 8# (4 successes.)
[Ken] ....FUCK OFF FRAN
[Karma] BUT WHY
[Ayanami] !roll 15 ....*touches Teito*
[KB] ....*touches Teito*: 1 1 2 2 3 4 5 6 #047 7 8 8 8 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Teito] ...........................
[Ken] !roll 10 devit's used to cum on his face
[KB] devit's used to cum on his face: 1 3 5 5 6 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 Hakuren tops
[KB] Hakuren tops: 1 5 5 5 #047 9 9 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 ...i-iyan
[KB] ...i-iyan: 1 1 2 2 3 4 6 #049 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Ken] .....XD
[Hakuren] ....
[Keiichi] .........
[Devit] Well, I. Well.
[Keiichi] .........a-ayanami
[Teito] ...so i think we setteled that hakuren tops
[Ayanami] :)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 tops Devit (CONFIRMATION?)
[KB] tops Devit (CONFIRMATION?): 1 1 3 5 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] Well.
[Karma] !roll 15 Blackwand: removes Ayanami's hand
[KB] Blackwand: removes Ayanami's hand: 3 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] thank you Morrolan
* Hakuren touches Devit
[Karma] Welcome.
[Teito] !roll 10 is saved?
[KB] is saved?: 1 4 6 #047 7 8 8 8 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Teito] \o/
[Devit] !roll 10 likes it
[KB] likes it: 1 2 2 4 5 5 #047 7 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] Pffft
[Ken] man this is the best thing ever
[Devit] Lies!!
[Devit] IT'S ADDICTIVE ISN'T IT
[Teito] Ken I know I. I so want to just take this log and post it all
[Hakuren] !roll 10 KITTENS Y/N
[KB] KITTENS Y/N: 1 1 2 2 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] XD
[Keiichi] !roll 10 APOCALYPSE'D
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit likes it in the kitchen
[KB] APOCALYPSE'D: 1 2 3 5 5 6 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[KB] Devit likes it in the kitchen: 1 1 2 2 4 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........;;
[Devit] KEN
[Devit] SOB
[Ken] !roll 10 and kitchen, of course, is code for butt
[KB] and kitchen, of course, is code for butt: 1 2 2 3 3 4 #048 8 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Ken] XD
* Kouichi has left #babydragon
[Devit] ilu
[Ken] ilu2 XDD
[Teito] !roll 10 Hakuren makes Devit get him a sandwich
[KB] Hakuren makes Devit get him a sandwich: 1 2 2 3 5 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Hakuren] ....
[Teito] what
[Devit] :/
[Ayanami] ......
[Mikage] !roll 10 Hakuren gets Devit a sandwich instead
[KB] Hakuren gets Devit a sandwich instead: 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... it's a tie
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit puts his dick beteen two slices of bread, and.....
[KB] Devit puts his dick beteen two slices of bread, and.....: 3 3 4 5 5 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Ken] :]
[Devit] KEN DIE
[Teito] !roll 10 TIE BREAKER FOR DEVIT GETTING HAKUREN A SAMMICH
[Ken] XD
[Devit] SOB OMG
[KB] TIE BREAKER FOR DEVIT GETTING HAKUREN A SAMMICH: 1 2 5 5 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] .....HAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] pfffffft
[Devit] !roll 10 I think we mutually bottom
[KB] I think we mutually bottom: 1 2 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] !roll 10 yes
[KB] yes: 1 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 No one bottoms more than Devit
[KB] No one bottoms more than Devit: 3 4 4 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Devit] Hah~
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] ...
[Hakuren] [-- ._.
[Ken] !roll 10 No one bottoms more than Devit except Jasdero!
[KB] No one bottoms more than Devit except Jasdero!: 2 2 2 4 5 5 #047 8 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] EW NO
[Ken] XDD
[Keiichi] !roll 10 [...handwave]
[KB] [...handwave]: 1 5 5 5 5 #047 7 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 Jasdero likes it
[KB] Jasdero likes it: 2 4 4 5 6 #047 7 7 8 9# (5 successes.)
[Ken] ........hahahahahahahaha
[Devit] !roll 10 kills everyone in here
[KB] kills everyone in here: 1 2 2 4 5 5 #048 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] :[
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] I'm in here too
[Ken] !roll 10 Jasdero has been woken up by Devit having wet dreams
[KB] Jasdero has been woken up by Devit having wet dreams: 1 1 2 3 3 5 #048 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ....
[Devit] 65tguyuhjkml,.
[Ken] !roll 10 ...and fapping in his sleep
[KB] ...and fapping in his sleep: 2 2 3 4 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Devit] I DO NOT, I'M AWAKE--I MEAN--
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito] .....
[Ken] ]DDD
* Hakuren jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[Ken] THIS IS THE GREATEST TOY #EVER
[Teito] !roll 10 Devit is a dirty dirty whore
[KB] Devit is a dirty dirty whore: 1 1 1 5 5 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 oh yeah and what about YOU Hakuren
[KB] oh yeah and what about YOU Hakuren: 1 1 1 1 4 6 #047 7 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Devit] :|
[Hakuren] Didn't I dump you
[Hakuren] successfully
[Devit] I reject that.
[Teito] !roll 10 ...have I ever caught Hakuren fapping
[KB] ...have I ever caught Hakuren fapping: 3 3 3 5 5 5 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito] !roll 10 we WERE roommates
[Devit] . . .
[KB] we WERE roommates: 2 3 4 4 4 5 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] Teito, why do you ask these questions
[Ken] !roll 10 has Hakuren ever caught Teito fapping
[KB] has Hakuren ever caught Teito fapping: 1 2 4 4 #047 8 8 8 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .......
[Teito] ...SOB
[Devit] ftgyuhjk
[Hakuren] ... /o\
[Ken] HAHAH
[Mikage] ...
[Teito] vbdfgbd
[Hakuren] .../o\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Teito] !roll 10 I didn't call out anyone's name right :(
[Ayanami] ....really Teito, doing those things in front of a baby dragon....
[KB] I didn't call out anyone's name right :(: 2 2 3 3 4 5 #047 7 8 8# (4 successes.)
[Teito] .......
[Devit] !roll 10 OH GOD BURUPYA!
[KB] OH GOD BURUPYA!: 1 1 2 5 6 #047 7 7 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ............rewindow to aksljdflkj omg
[Keiichi] ................
[Teito] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[Ken] AHSFNDSFNDSJFNDSK AHXXDDDD
[Teito] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya ALWAYS watches
[KB] Burupya ALWAYS watches: 1 2 3 4 5 5 #049 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Keiichi] akldjsglkjiaksjdlkjkj NO BURUPYA NO
[Teito] dfghjklgjkjkgjkfgjfg
[Devit] OMG I AM HOWLING
[Hakuren] o-oh my GOD
[Keiichi] omgggggggggg
[Hakuren] AHAHAHAHAHHAHAhaljdf;are;iar
[Ken] !roll 10 ceilingBurupya knows all Teito's dirty fapping secrets
[KB] ceilingBurupya knows all Teito's dirty fapping secrets: 1 1 2 3 3 3 4 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Teito] oh thank god
[Devit] just most of them
[Ayanami] ...Ken who says Burupya would be way off on the ceiling?
[Keiichi] .........
[Ken] !roll 10 ceilingBurupya knows MOST OF Teito's dirty fapping secrets
[Mikage] !roll 10 Teito teaches Burupya his secrets
[KB] ceilingBurupya knows MOST OF Teito's dirty fapping secrets: 1 2 2 3 3 4 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[KB] Teito teaches Burupya his secrets: 1 3 3 4 4 5 5 #047 7 8# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ....
[Teito] .............
[Ken] .....
[Keiichi] .............
[Ken] !roll 10 Burupya helps
[KB] Burupya helps: 2 3 3 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] XD
[Teito] !roll 10 Teito wants to kill himself
[Devit] Hakuren did he fall--
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] . . .
[KB] Teito wants to kill himself: 1 2 2 2 3 5 6 #047 8 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ...sob
[Keiichi] .........
[Devit] --onto the bed or the floor
[Keiichi] !roll 10 teito likes it
[KB] teito likes it: 1 3 4 6 6 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........
[Teito] ...................
[Hakuren] ... let's say the bed.
[Teito] oh god
[Hakuren] My poor back. :(
[Teito] this bot
[Devit] Your fault!
[Keiichi] I love this bot
[Ken] !roll 10 Teito fantasises about the babydragon
[KB] Teito fantasises about the babydragon: 1 1 3 4 5 5 #047 8 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] WHY IS IT MY FAULT
[Teito] !roll 10 but burupya starts it all
[KB] but burupya starts it all: 1 1 2 2 2 3 4 4 6 #047# (1 successes.)
[Teito] ...DAMMIT
[Keiichi] .....
[Ken] XD
[Devit] sobsob
[Teito] !roll 10 Burupya tops
[Ayanami] Really Teito, beastiality now?
[KB] Burupya tops: 1 2 3 4 4 4 #049 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Teito] HE COMES ONTO #ME
[Keiichi] Burupya tops half the time??
[Ken] ....
[Ken] misread that
[Ayanami] ...uh-huh
[Teito] ...me too
[Keiichi] ............................
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya is innocent
[KB] Burupya is innocent: 1 1 1 2 4 5 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Karma] ....man, it's like people are writing fic. And KB is helping.
[Devit] . . . Yeah
[Ken] !roll 10 Burupya comes on Teito
[KB] Burupya comes on Teito: 2 4 4 4 5 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Teito] ...oh good
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, are you enjoying helping people write the yaoi?
[KB] KB, are you enjoying helping people write the yaoi?: 1 2 2 2 4 4 6 #047 8 8# (3 successes.)
[Ken] ...
[Ken] !roll 10 Teito comes on Burupya
[KB] Teito comes on Burupya: 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7# (2 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 KB is horrified more like
[Ken] ...
[KB] KB is horrified more like: 1 6 6 6 #047 8 8 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Ken] XDD
[Keiichi] ....I guess neither of them are good enough0---
[Keiichi] .................
* Karma pets KB
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] poor dicebot
* Hakuren also pets KB
[Keiichi] ....poor KB
[Teito] soabused
[Keiichi] !roll 10 KB loves us anyway??
[KB] KB loves us anyway??: 1 2 3 4 4 6 #049 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 buys KB a Teitojob for his trouble
[KB] buys KB a Teitojob for his trouble: 1 4 4 5 5 6 6 #048 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Ken] XDD
[Teito] ........
[Keiichi] ....
[Karma] ....I must admit I never thought of plying the dicebot with sexual favors
[Ken] !roll 10 Throw in a Burupyajob as a 2-for-1 special
[KB] Throw in a Burupyajob as a 2-for-1 special: 1 2 2 2 3 3 4 6 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[Devit] oh god what's a Burupyajpb
[Teito] !roll 10 rejects you all including the babydragon
[Keiichi] !roll 10 KB does not want
[KB] KB does not want: 2 3 3 5 5 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] rejects you all including the babydragon: 1 1 5 6 #047 8 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] Don't think about it
[Ken] Really just
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, would you like some bleach?
[Ken] don't
[KB] KB, would you like some bleach?: 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Karma] Thought so.
[Ayanami] !roll 10 so just how much DID Ayanami mess with Teito while possessing Mikage......
[KB] so just how much DID Ayanami mess with Teito while possessing Mikage......: 3 3 3 6 #047 7 7 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
* Teito is now known as Teito|shun
[Teito|shun] .......
[Keiichi] POOR POOR KB
[Mikage] .......
* Karma gives KB bleach
[Teito|shun] OH GOD
[Ayanami] :)
[Ken] !roll 10 Ken needs to read 07-Ghost so this sort of thing is even more hilariously breaky?
[KB] Ken needs to read 07-Ghost so this sort of thing is even more hilariously breaky?: 2 3 3 4 6 6 6 #048 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito|shun] ...hold on guys I
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito|shun] I have an AyanamiinMikage'sbody/Teito fic on my comp
[Hakuren] !roll 10 Ken should read 07-Ghost anyway
[KB] Ken should read 07-Ghost anyway: 2 3 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Mikage] .......do you.
[Mikage] share.
[Ayanami] ....T-teito
[Teito|shun] The worst part is that it still *is* Mikage on some level -- like the bastard takes a certain pleasure in using
*that* face and *that* body. And Teito should know better; he's certain of that, but sometimes, when the shadows are
particularly heavy and the angle is just right, the bastard smiles and it's still *Mikage's* smile, so he can do nothing but
lie silently back and wait for it to be over.
[Teito|shun] ^ :(
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] oh wait
[Hakuren] isn't that what *I* wrote
[Mikage] --OOH. I've read that one!
[Teito|shun] yes i saved it hakuren ]D
[Teito|shun] I NEVER SAID I WROTE IT
[Ayanami] ...Teito I remember you showing that to me before I apped. XD
[Hakuren] ... sob
[Hakuren] I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD WRITE
[Hakuren] ;o;
[Teito|shun] :(((
[Ayanami] YOU KNOW THOUGH if Ayanami ever possessed Mikage in camp.... ]D
[Mikage] write us more things Hakuren...not necessarily THAT but
[Ken] ,...okay i have to test something to PM to pie if it works in my favour
[Ken] !roll 10 Luck Gandor is a homosexual
[KB] Luck Gandor is a homosexual: 1 2 4 6 6 #047 8 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 Ayanami is insinuating we should AU wioth him in Mikage's body
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] [3
[Keiichi] ...
[KB] Ayanami is insinuating we should AU wioth him in Mikage's body: 2 2 3 3 3 6 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ken] I love you, KB
[Keiichi] .....
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 I would so read that
[KB] I would so read that: 1 4 5 5 #047 7 7 9 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Devit] FUCK YEAH
[Hakuren] ... ME TOO :(
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 RAPE ;O;
[Keiichi] ...well then
[KB] RAPE ;O;: 1 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Ken] ...i would too
[Ayanami] ....
[Teito|shun] ...dammit
[Ken] !roll 10 enabled?
[KB] enabled?: 1 5 5 6 6 #048 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 but it's at least non-con on some degree
[Hakuren] !roll 10 also enabling?
[KB] also enabling?: 1 2 2 2 3 4 5 #047 7 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] but it's at least non-con on some degree: 1 2 3 4 4 6 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Teito|shun] thought so
[Ken] !roll 10 dubcon is also acceptable
[KB] dubcon is also acceptable: 1 2 2 2 3 5 5 5 6 6 (Botch x1!)
[Keiichi] .....
[Ken] ......
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito|shun] ...what is dub con
[Ayanami] ...wait what
[Karma] ...that's a no.
[Ken] dubious consent
[Keiichi] .......
[Ken] NOT SURE IF WANT
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 teito KNOWS he Does Not Want
[KB] teito KNOWS he Does Not Want: 1 1 2 3 3 4 5 #047 8 9# (3 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Teito|shun] ...
[Hakuren] ....
[Ken] XD
[Hakuren] THERE YOU HAVE IT.
[Karma] !roll 10 surpraise do not want?
[KB] surpraise do not want?: 2 3 5 6 6 #048 8 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 the lady--- er.. teito. doth protest too much?
[KB] the lady--- er.. teito. doth protest too much?: 1 2 2 3 4 4 4 6 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[Karma] Well.
[Karma] I guess that's the answer.
[Teito|shun] ...
[Teito|shun] .....
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 AU with ayanami in Mikage's body doing Teito after all?
[KB] AU with ayanami in Mikage's body doing Teito after all?: 2 4 4 5 5 5 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Teito|shun] that's a no
[Teito|shun] \o/
[Keiichi] ....
[Ken] Awww
[Hakuren] !roll 10 kicks Devit off
[KB] kicks Devit off: 3 4 4 4 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] Eh, it probably would've had to involve hijacking Mikage's account anyway. |D
[Hakuren] ... HAH
[Hakuren] Is that a success or not
[Ken] !roll 10 Hakuren meant to type "jerks"
[KB] Hakuren meant to type "jerks": 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 #048 8# (2 successes.)
[Ayanami] Hakuren, depends on the difficulty?
[Ken] ....owell
[Hakuren] ...
* Devit bites Ken
* Ken was kicked by Hakuren (O RITE I AM OPPED HERE#)
* Ken has joined #babydragon
* Ken BITES BACK.
[Ken] njkdfnskfankdsfnasf
[Hakuren] 8)
[Ken] ....man my explodey kick ping sounds awesome on surround sound |DDD
[Hakuren] XD
[Karma] ....someone had better post this log.
[Ken] ....man you guys' topic is really gay
[Teito|shun] ...thank you Ken
[Teito|shun] Karma i'm going to
[Keiichi] ...it's only appropriate
[Teito|shun] IS EVERYONE FINISHED PLAYING WITH THE DICE BOT?
[Karma] :D
[Keiichi] considering the canon
[Ken] ..no really. i think most of my chan topics are actually straighter.
[Ayanami] ....yeah Ken have you SEEN some of our canon?
[Ken] .....no
[Teito|shun] .......Ken start reading it
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito|shun] it's on onemanga
[Ken] ...yeah yeah :\
[Teito|shun] [3
[Ken] NOT THIS MONTH I HAVE AN APP TO DO
[Ken] NEXT MONTH MAYBE
[Mikage] it's only 14 chapters so far!
[Ayanami] ...Ken read this this is CANON: http://touchessouls.livejournal.com/1695.html#cutid1
[Ken] ...........but i will be beaten
[Teito|shun] (in english)
[Ayanami] 15 now, Mikage.
[Mikage] oh right
[Ken] i am not allowed to enjoy myself until my app is at leats drafted XD
[Mikage] even better!
[Teito|shun] ...okay Ken :(
[Ken] .......
[Karma] Hey Teito can I have ops for a sec?
[Teito|shun] ...k
* Teito|shun sets mode: +o Karma
[Teito|shun] while you're there
* Teito|shun sets mode: +v Ayanami
* KB was kicked by Karma (*gently escorts to the door* Thanks for a lovely evening, KB#)
* Topic is '#blondharem: [Teito] so Hakuren will be busy doing it with me | [Hakuren] Mikage was Teito's heart, I'm his meat
shield. | [Shuri] I AM SECOND PLACE IN GROUP SEX |[Hakuren] SUCK IT 8D | [NakedShuri] ... but would that fit#'
* Set by NakedTeito on Fri Aug 29 17:59:00
[Morrolan] CASTOR
[Kaiji] I had to use the dice of Mr "I have a tendancy to follow up nat 1s with nat 20s" instead.
[Morrolan] HELP ME EXPLAIN KB
[Kaiji] a friend of mine once tried to discipline her d20 by putting it in her mouth.
[Morrolan] ....b-balanced karma?
[[BPRD]] ...OH GOD, KB
[[BPRD]] KB IS LIKE
[Morrolan] I've threatened to microwave mine.
[Hakuren] ... was that Kindra, Kaiji
[[BPRD]] WELL
[Kaiji] no, it was Claire.
[Hakuren] Oh.
[Hakuren] ... I can see this ...
[[BPRD]] OKAY, KB IS NAMED AFTER KNICKERBOCKERS
[Kaiji] it didn't really work though.
[[BPRD]] JUST. TO GIVE YOU A HINT OF WHAT KB IS LIKE.
* [MachFive] has quit IRC (Ping timeout#)
[Teito] ...morrolan do i even have your lj friended
[Hakuren] Like so many of Claire's ideas.
[Morrolan] KB HATES MY PLAYERS
[Morrolan] ....I don't think so Teito.
[[BPRD]] KB HATES ME A LOT
[Morrolan] SOMETIMES IT LOVES YAN.
[Teito] .....gimme it morrolan
[Hakuren] KB is a dice?
[[BPRD]] UNLESS I AM DOING SOMETHING
[[BPRD]] LIKE
[Morrolan] IT SHIPS SHADOW AND LADARIUS.
[[BPRD]] KILLING OTHER PARTY MEMBERS
[Morrolan] Teito, ysadrel
[Teito] [3!
[[BPRD]] kb is our dicebot for exalted
[Morrolan] [3!
[[BPRD]] kb is full of hate
[Morrolan] Allow me to demonstrate!
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
* KB has joined #babydragon
[[BPRD]] much like the head of HATE in nextwave
[[BPRD]] ...please tell me I can KICK IT after you're done
[Ayanami] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, are you up for a demonstration of your hate?
[KB] KB, are you up for a demonstration of your hate?: 4 5 6 6 6 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
* [BPRD] is now known as Feathers
[Karma] That's a yes.
[Ayanami] Pffft.
[Feathers] !roll 10 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE
[KB] ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE: 2 4 5 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] !roll 10 just out of curiosity.....
[KB] just out of curiosity.....: 1 2 3 4 5 5 5 #047 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] ...aww.
* Ayanami is now known as Yan
[Karma] ...oh, it's being obstreperous.
[Feathers] !roll 4 intative
[Yan] !roll 10 on this nick now
[KB] intative: 4 5 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[KB] on this nick now: 1 3 3 4 5 6 #047 7 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Feathers] ...it's performing well for the audience
[Yan] ...okay it likes Yan better. |D
[Devit] sob what are you guys doing
[Feathers] clearly
[Karma] !roll 12 Enemy attack on Feathers
[KB] Enemy attack on Feathers: 1 1 3 4 5 #047 7 8 #10 10 10 10## (11 successes.)
[Devit] I STILL HAVE THIS ONE
[Yan] Playing with the dicebot, Devit.
* Devit rolls the d666 and gets 3 2 CD: 1
[Karma] There we go.
* Yan is now known as Ayanami
[Feathers] ...
[Ayanami] ...HAHAHAHAHA Karma. XD
[Karma] Devit, this is the dicebot that I use for my Exalted games.
[Devit] oho
* KB was kicked by Feathers (I LOVE YOU TOO, KB :((((((#)
[Karma] AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS SOMETIMES FULL OF HATE.
[Feathers] ESPECIALLY FOR ME
[Karma] YEAH
* Karma is now known as Morrolan
[Ayanami] It usually likes me though. |D
[Feathers] UNLESS I AM DOING SOMETHING THAT IS PUSHING~ BOUNDRIES~
[Teito] Mororlan, added /o/
[Ayanami] You mean like smashing Shadow's head in? :D
[Feathers] ...like, breaking every bone in a party members body
[Feathers] YES
[Morrolan] \o/
[Feathers] EXACTLY
[Feathers] OR YELLING AT LUNARS
[Morrolan] It likes the Dragonlings!
[Morrolan] And it supports Shadow/Dari.
[Feathers] Which is cute.
[Morrolan] And it's good at dramatic awesome -- sometimes, anyway.
[Ayanami] ...
[Ayanami] ...in other words, it likes yaoi.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 just out of curiosity...
[Morrolan] Kaiji, let me get it back.
[Feathers] ...i kicked it, kaji
[Morrolan] Feathers was cranky.
[Ayanami] XD
[Feathers] because i lovehate it
* KB has joined #babydragon
[Kaiji] oh, sorry. ^^;
* Morrolan pets KB. There, there.
[Morrolan] Kaiji, now it's back.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 just out of curiosity
[KB] just out of curiosity: 1 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Morrolan] Hmmm, it likes you.
[Teito] XD
[Morrolan] !roll 10 DRAMATIC SCENE
[KB] DRAMATIC SCENE: 1 1 3 5 5 6 #049 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Kaiji] surprisingly!
[Devit] Wait does it work for anyone?
[Hakuren] ... y
[Feathers] !roll 10 CRASHING A BARGE INTO NEXUS
[KB] CRASHING A BARGE INTO NEXUS: 1 2 3 3 5 #047 8 9 9 9# (5 successes.)
[Feathers] y
[Morrolan] Yeah, Devit.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
[KB] ROCK PAPER SCISSORS: 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 WHAT AM I DOING
[KB] WHAT AM I DOING: 3 3 4 4 6 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] !roll 10 generic evil deeds :)
[KB] generic evil deeds :): 3 5 5 5 6 #047 9 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Kaiji] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
[Hakuren] ... YOU ARE WRITING ME STUFF DEVIT-- I mean
[Devit] WELL NOT AT THE MOMENT
[Feathers] EXALTED USES d10s.
* Ayanami is now known as Yan
[Morrolan] Kaiji, it's a dicepool system.
* Devit molests instead
[Hakuren] alkejr;aj;re
[Yan] !roll 10 SHOUNEN RETARDEDNESS :D
[KB] SHOUNEN RETARDEDNESS :D: 1 1 4 6 #047 8 8 8 8 #10## (7 successes.)
[Morrolan] Roll xd10, any die that comes up 7 or higher is a success, 10s are double
[Feathers] ANYTHING ABOVE 7 is a sucess! 10 is a double sucess! unless it's a droll.
[Hakuren] ...
[Yan] \o/
* Yan is now known as Ayanami
[Hakuren] !roll 10 ESCAPE MOLESTATION
[KB] ESCAPE MOLESTATION: 1 2 3 3 3 5 5 6 #047 9# (2 successes.)
[Hakuren] ........
[Feathers] ...
[Morrolan] .....yeah.
[Ayanami] ...
[Morrolan] I could've told you that.
[Hakuren] .......
[Keiichi] .........
[Hakuren] sob
[Morrolan] !roll 10 BLACKWAND ATTACK
[KB] BLACKWAND ATTACK: 2 4 4 5 5 6 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Feathers] .......... padawan, it knows you're with me
[Teito] ...hahahaha
[Keiichi] ...........XDDD
[Ayanami] ...
[Morrolan] Hmmm.
[Kaiji] WELL DONE ROOMMATE
* Hakuren is crying with laughter
[Morrolan] It doesn't like me on player nicks.
[Feathers] !roll 10 SUBTLE APPING TECHINIQUE
[Kaiji] !roll 10 PROTECT ROOMMATE FROM MOLESTATION
[KB] SUBTLE APPING TECHINIQUE: 2 2 3 3 6 #047 7 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
[KB] PROTECT ROOMMATE FROM MOLESTATION: 1 2 3 4 5 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Feathers] ...wow.
[Teito] !roll 10 KILLING AYANAMI
[Devit] !roll 10 DEFILE MY PRIEST
[KB] DEFILE MY PRIEST: 1 1 1 4 4 4 5 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] KILLING AYANAMI: 1 2 3 3 6 6 6 6 #048 8# (2 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] Hey :[
[Teito] ...GODDAMIT
[Hakuren] ... you got more successes than I did
[Ayanami] Pffft. XD
[Karma] !roll 10 LET'S TRY THAT KILLING AYANAMI THING
[KB] LET'S TRY THAT KILLING AYANAMI THING: 1 1 2 3 4 4 5 6 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] Devit, I think it means you win
[Karma] Hmmm. KB likes you, Yan.
[Karma] We knew that.
[Teito] :|
[Ayanami] !roll 10 Well, of course it does. :)
[KB] Well, of course it does. :): 1 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 #048 #10## (3 successes.)
[Feathers] ...teito, kb likes epic stunting
[Devit] !roll 10 kill Ayanami NOAH STYLE
[Ayanami] ...
[KB] kill Ayanami NOAH STYLE: 2 2 4 5 6 #047 9 #10 10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .....
[Ayanami] .........
[Karma] ...
[Hakuren] .........
[Feathers] ...
[Devit] :)
[Teito] ...hahahahaha
* Karma LAUGHS
[Ayanami] ....KB loev retards, apparently.
[Karma] Yar.
[Teito] !roll 10 KILLING AYANAMI WITH A TOOTHPICK
[Feathers] Always.
[KB] KILLING AYANAMI WITH A TOOTHPICK: 1 2 2 3 3 4 4 5 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Teito] ...DAMMIT
[Feathers] ... uh
[Ayanami] !roll 10 KILLING EVERYONE
[Keiichi] ...he's not a shark, teito
[KB] KILLING EVERYONE: 1 2 3 3 6 #048 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] I can't live the dream :(
[Ayanami] ]D
* Ayanami WINS
[Feathers] ... no that's not quite the stunting i ment
[Hakuren] ...
* Mikage ]o[/
* Hakuren ]o[/
[Karma] People probably need to adjust their die pools.
[Hakuren] But Devit kills you first, Ayanami.
[Karma] !roll 8 DEFENSIVE MEASURES
[KB] DEFENSIVE MEASURES: 2 2 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] Shhh.
[Keiichi] !roll 10 LIVE THE DREAM??
* Hakuren ]o[/
[KB] LIVE THE DREAM??: 2 2 4 4 5 5 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
* Mikage ]o[/
* Hakuren ]o[/
* Mikage ]o[/
* Keiichi was kicked by Teito (]o[/#)
* Keiichi has joined #babydragon
* KB was kicked by Teito (]o[/#)
[Keiichi] ow
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] 8D
[Keiichi] .........I forgot about that
[Karma] ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[Feathers] ...you know, Fran
[Keiichi] DOES THAT MEAN I WIN
[Devit] !roll 10 kill Ayanami and then molest Hakuren while Teito badtouches a baby dragon
[Feathers] I wonder if Veloren's tomb counts as a manse
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] ........too late Devit
[Hakuren] ...
[Karma] ..........probably.
[Mikage] ......
[Devit] DAMN
[Devit] I WAS TOO LATE
* Devit was kicked by Teito (also, no die#)
* Devit has joined #babydragon
[Devit] BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!
[Teito] that could be taken two ways :D
[Teito] no it wouldn't have
[Ayanami] ...Feathers that's assuming there IS a tomb? XD
[Feathers] ...i bet there is
[Ayanami] Also do I need to put "Verloren" on ping? It seems to be your most common misspelling, so... XD
[Feathers] the mangaka likes her LOCATIONS
[Ayanami] Hahaha.
[Ayanami] Err, "Veloren"
* Ayanami already has the correct spelling on ping :|
[Karma] Well, the death places of Primordials and fetiches are generally Demesnes.
* Karma is now known as Morrolan
[Teito] karma bring KB back also
* KB has joined #babydragon
[Teito] !roll 10 kill Ayanami kick Devit's ass for molesting hakuren and have sweet cuddles with Mikage for breakfast
[KB] kill Ayanami kick Devit's ass for molesting hakuren and have sweet cuddles with Mikage for breakfast: 2 4 4 4 5 6 #047 8 9 9#
(4 successes.)
[Teito] \o/
[Hakuren] .......
[Morrolan] !roll 10 How you doin, KB?
[KB] How you doin, KB?: 1 1 2 3 4 6 6 #048 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] Do. Do I get any say in this molestation thing
[Devit] !roll 10 no you don't Hakuren
[Kaiji] pretty much by definition no.
[KB] no you don't Hakuren: 2 2 3 3 5 #048 8 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ............
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] !roll ten does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing
[Devit] IT
[Teito] !roll 10 does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing
[Teito] even
[Hakuren] ...
[KB] does hakuren have any say in the molestation thing: 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...Teito it has to be 10 not ten. XD
[Devit] IT'S NOT A MAGIC 8 BALL . . .
[Hakuren] ...
[Morrolan] Devit, you would be surprised.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 HELP
[KB] HELP: 1 1 2 2 2 3 4 6 6 #04#10## (2 successes.)
[Teito] pfft
[Mikage] !roll 10 Hakuren does NOT get molested
[Hakuren] ......
[KB] Hakuren does NOT get molested: 1 2 4 4 5 5 #048 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] XDDDDDDDD
[Devit] HAHAHAHAH
[Devit] SOB ILU
[Hakuren] I SHOULD JUST
[Hakuren] NOT ROLL
[Hakuren] 8(
[Hakuren] SOMEONE ELSE ASK IF I ESCAPE KITTEN'ING TONIGHT
[Teito] !roll 10 Devit gets molested by Marcy instead
[Morrolan] ...yeah Hakuren don't join Exalted. NOT THAT YOU ARE NOT LOVED BUT YOU WOULD DIE.
[KB] Devit gets molested by Marcy instead: 1 2 5 5 #047 7 7 8 8 9# (6 successes.)
[Kaiji] !roll 10 for escaping kittening?
[KB] for escaping kittening?: 1 2 3 3 5 6 #047 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] OH DIE
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] I don't escape, do I.
[Teito] N
[Devit] No.
[Ayanami] ....Morrolan now I'm wondering idly what Ayanami's stats would be in Exalted...
[Hakuren] ...
[Feathers] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 but Hakuren likes it
[KB] but Hakuren likes it: 1 1 1 5 6 #047 7 7 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...pfft
[Devit] ufufu.
[Feathers] ...hmm.
[Mikage] HAHA
[Hakuren] ................
[Hakuren] WHAT
[Morrolan] Yan, uh. Senior god of death riding a mortal?
[Feathers] I'M NOT HMING AT THAT
[Morrolan] I'd probably use Han Tha.
[Ayanami] Oh?
[Morrolan] An outcast god of decay in Rathess.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 orz my life??
[KB] orz my life??: 1 1 1 3 4 5 6 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Ayanami] I see.
[Teito] ...hahahah
[Hakuren] ... well, that's better than two ...
* Devit just pets.
[Morrolan] He's around Essence 5-6, has a good-sized cult.
[Ayanami] |D
[Feathers] ...padawan, you'd have to use a lot of stunting mojo to get around KB
[Ayanami] Sounds about right, yeah.
* Hakuren facepalms
[Teito] !roll 10 but Devit pets in a special place
[KB] but Devit pets in a special place: 1 3 4 5 5 6 #049 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Hakuren] ..........................
[Devit] trfgyhujkl
[Hakuren] the fact that there are three 10s ...
[Hakuren] ....
[Devit] Yeah you're fucked.
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] s-sob
[Devit] !roll 10 literally
[KB] literally: 1 1 1 2 3 3 6 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
* Ayanami ......waits for someone to botch
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] . . .
[Teito] pfft
[Devit] . . . HEY!
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] ...pffft
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do I really escape??
[KB] do I really escape??: 1 1 3 3 #047 7 8 9 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .......... \o/
[Hakuren] --wait
[Devit] . . . ._.
[Teito] !roll 10 and you'd get caught in the act by Shuri AND Jasdero anyhow
[Hakuren] ... Ilu honey
[KB] and you'd get caught in the act by Shuri AND Jasdero anyhow: 1 3 5 #047 8 8 9 9 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Devit] #. . .
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] ...HAHAHAHA
[Devit] SOB
[Devit] AHHHHHHH
[Teito] 8D
[Hakuren] SOB SOB SOB oh my goooooood XD
[Ayanami] !roll 20 Now in Exalted you sometimes get dice pools more like THIS.....
[KB] Now in Exalted you sometimes get dice pools more like THIS.....: 1 1 1 1 1 3 3 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 8 8
8 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...hahaha wow that failed.
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do I top
[KB] do I top: 1 3 5 5 #048 8 8 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] ...
[Ayanami] !roll 2 and THIS is Yan's temperance |D
[KB] and THIS is Yan's temperance |D: 4 #04#10## (2 successes.)
[Hakuren] HEY ]D
[Ayanami] .......wow KB really does like Yan.
[Teito] t-this is so fun that I'm crying and sobbing
[Devit] !roll 10 I'M BOTTOMING?!
[KB] I'M BOTTOMING?!: 1 2 4 4 4 5 5 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Morrolan] !roll 23 First Melee + Soul-Cleaving Strike + Ravenous Maw of Melee + Resplendent Shadow Blade
[KB] First Melee + Soul-Cleaving Strike + Ravenous Maw of Melee + Resplendent Shadow Blade: 1 1 2 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 6 6 6 #047 7 8 8 9
9 9 9 #10 10## (12 successes.)
[Morrolan] Better.
[Teito] pfft
[Ayanami] Haha.
[Teito] !roll 10 now this is the liklihood of Teito ever letting Mikage have sex
[KB] now this is the liklihood of Teito ever letting Mikage have sex: 1 1 1 2 4 4 5 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Ayanami] I'd come up with an IC roll for Ayanami, but I'm too tired to figure out what. |D
[Hakuren] DEVIt IS THAT A DOUBLE
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] ...
[Mikage] .......
[Devit] NO XD
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] OKAY
[Keiichi] !roll 10 affair with Teito
[KB] affair with Teito: 1 4 4 4 5 5 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
* Devit sulks at!!
[Keiichi] .......dicebot doesn't approve
* Teito ...pets keiichi
[Teito] !roll 10 losing my virginity ever
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya cockblocks any and all of Teito's affairs
[KB] Burupya cockblocks any and all of Teito's affairs: 2 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[KB] losing my virginity ever: 1 3 3 3 3 4 4 5 6 #048# (1 successes.)
[Mikage] DAMMIT
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Hakuren] ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Devit] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] !roll 10 show him the tattoo or not
[KB] show him the tattoo or not: 1 2 2 3 5 5 5 5 6 6 (Botch x1!)
[Keiichi] ........HAHAHAHAHA
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] BOTCH?!
[Ayanami] ...HAHAHA
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Teito] omg
[Hakuren] That's not a botch QUESTION
[Morrolan] .......THAT WOULD BE AN EXTREME NO
[Keiichi] omgggggggg
[Hakuren] XD
[Keiichi] omggggggggggggggg
[Feathers] ...
[Teito] OMG GUYS WE NEED TO LOG THIS AND POST IT
[Devit] D-does that mean you show me or not??
[Feathers] wow
[Hakuren] I, I don't know!
[Feathers] DON'T
[Keiichi] I THINK KB SHOULD JUST STAY IN THE CHAN ALL THE TIME
[Feathers] DON'T DONT DONNNT
[Hakuren] CAN WE KEEP IT
[Teito] YES
[Teito] CAN WE
* Hakuren is just sobbing with laughter here
* Teito i-is too
[Devit] !roll 10 Mikage turns into Burupya during sex
[KB] Mikage turns into Burupya during sex: 1 2 3 3 4 6 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
* Kaiji can hear it from the next room
[Hakuren] aesratartatrat
[Keiichi] .....adkj;lkjk
[Hakuren] GODDAMNIT
[Teito] ..rfgjkldhsjkghdfjklshlsf
[Teito] fgdfkllwljkfg
[Hakuren] I HAD WATER
[Hakuren] ow
* Teito SOBS
[Mikage] AAAUGH
[Mikage] DFGKJDG
[Kaiji] DON'T DIE ROOMMATE
[Hakuren] m-my nose
* Keiichi c-crying
[Devit] sob laughing so hard
[Kaiji] GUYS GUYS IF SHE DIES FROM CHAN I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE
* Teito i-is too
[Hakuren] HELP HELP
[Kaiji] FOR THE RENT SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY
[Kaiji] ON ACCOUNT OF BEING DEAD
[Hakuren] SOB SOB KAIJIIIIIII XD
[Teito] MIKAGE ARE YOU JUST GOING TO TAKE THAT. AREN'T YOU GOING TO ROLL TO DEFEND YOURSELF
[Teito] ....actually
[Teito] !roll 10 Mikage just takes that
[KB] Mikage just takes that: 1 2 2 4 6 #047 7 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Kaiji] !ROLL 10 RENT CHECK
[Mikage] I WAS DEWINDOWED
[KB] RENT CHECK: 1 2 3 3 4 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] SHUSH
[Kaiji] ....good enough for me.
[Teito] mmhm
[Ayanami] .......you guys.
* Hakuren crawls onto Kaiji and dies
[Kaiji] ....guuuuuuuys.....
[Teito] o-omg
[Teito] I'm dying here too
[Mikage] !ROLL 10 MIKAGE GETS LAID WITHOUT BABY DRAGON INTERFERENCE OR ANYTHING
[KB] MIKAGE GETS LAID WITHOUT BABY DRAGON INTERFERENCE OR ANYTHING: 1 2 4 5 5 5 5 #047 8 8# (3 successes.)
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] ...pfft
[Hakuren] ...
[Mikage] ........I'm done defending myself.
[Kaiji] !roll 10 Kaiji gets out form under Hakuren?
[KB] Kaiji gets out form under Hakuren?: 1 1 1 3 #048 9 9 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] \o/
[Kaiji] WOOHOO!
[Teito] !roll 10 I love Mikage anyway
* Kaiji dumps Hakuren's body
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] sob sob
[KB] I love Mikage anyway: 1 1 2 3 3 5 #048 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 [3 Teito
[KB] [3 Teito: 2 3 3 5 6 #048 9 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Feathers] ... the idea of Kaiji being sucessful at murder
[Devit] too funnyyyyyy
[Feathers] i must disbeliiive
[Kaiji] no no guys, you already killed her
[Feathers] oh
[Kaiji] I'm just disposing of the evidence
[Kaiji] before she starts to stink up the apartment.
[Feathers] now THAT is totaly ic
[Hakuren] 8(
[Kaiji] I don't think I have that much baking soda.
* Hakuren haunts Kaiji for forever
[Kaiji] as long as you don't smell bad!
[Ayanami] !rolls 14 kills someone Teito loves :)
[Teito] .....
[Ayanami] !roll 14 kills someone Teito loves :)
[Teito] .................
[KB] kills someone Teito loves :): 1 2 2 2 5 5 #047 7 7 7 7 9 9 #10## (9 successes.)
[Mikage] HAHA TYPO
[Hakuren] ... I have perfume
[Ayanami] FIXED IT
[Teito] ..................................................
[Ayanami] :|
[Ayanami] ]D
[Hakuren] ....
[Mikage] ... !roll 10 dies
[Hakuren] but WHO
[Hakuren] Should we all take turns rolling for that
[Teito] sob
[Teito] sob sob
[Mikage] !roll 10 dies
[KB] dies: 1 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 dies
[Ayanami] ...rolling to defend against the attack?
[Keiichi] ....sooooooooob
[KB] dies: 1 3 4 5 5 6 #047 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Mikage] WHO'S NEXT?
[Hakuren] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 isn't loved by Teito |D
[KB] isn't loved by Teito |D: 1 3 4 4 5 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] F-five
[Teito] ............
[Teito] !roll 10 avenges deaths of loved ones then suicides
[KB] avenges deaths of loved ones then suicides: 2 4 4 4 4 5 #048 8 8 8# (4 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 just plain suicides
[KB] just plain suicides: 2 2 3 5 5 6 6 #048 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Morrolan] !roll 15 stopping this tomfoolery by soul-voring Ayanami
[Teito] o hay
[KB] stopping this tomfoolery by soul-voring Ayanami: 1 1 2 2 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya cries forever
[KB] Burupya cries forever: 1 1 3 4 4 6 6 #048 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Morrolan] ....man,
[Hakuren] !roll 10 is that going to be canon for death
[KB] is that going to be canon for death: 1 2 2 3 3 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... that doesn't make me feel better! 8(
[Teito] !roll 5 yes
[KB] yes: 1 2 6 #048 #10## (3 successes.)
[Mikage] !roll 10 ...nobody dies?
* Devit is now known as Princess
[KB] ...nobody dies?: 1 1 2 3 4 4 5 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ...o shi-- 3 out of 5
[Hakuren] ...
[Princess] !roll 10 is Hakuren's het
[KB] is Hakuren's het: 1 1 2 4 5 5 5 #047 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] ......
* Princess is now known as Devit
[Ayanami] ....clearly KB likes me better, Morrolan.
[Morrolan] !roll 10 Resurrects everyone
[KB] Resurrects everyone: 1 1 2 4 4 4 #047 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] aerja;er
[Teito] no no Morrolan, that's my job
[Hakuren] !roll 10 gets het
[KB] gets het: 1 4 4 5 6 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] WELL.
[Morrolan] This is because I have it trained not to favor me too much, Ayanami.
[Devit] HAHAHAHAH
[Keiichi] .....
[Teito] !roll 10 ressurects everyone causing them to forget me and also curse self
[Morrolan] (If it favors me too much, players die.)
[KB] ressurects everyone causing them to forget me and also curse self: 1 2 3 3 3 5 5 #048 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Keiichi] ....no luck, Teito
[Teito] dam\n
* Teito snaps fingers
[Keiichi] you should roll for ever getting happiness ever
[Teito] !roll 10 ever getting happiness ever
[KB] ever getting happiness ever: 2 3 3 3 6 #047 7 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] ...o hay :D
* Feathers is now known as Pi[GitS]
[Keiichi] .....
* Ayanami ......is now picturing a Morrolan vs. Ayanami fight based on Exalted-style stats....
[Teito] !roll 10 what about getting het
[KB] what about getting het: 2 2 3 5 6 6 #047 8 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] ....o shi--
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] .....
[Hakuren] UHO
[Keiichi] ...o dear
[Morrolan] Ayanami, you wouldn't like that fight. XD
[Teito] WELL I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER
[Hakuren] Teito gets the princess, I get-- .... uh ...
[Ayanami] ....well.
[Ayanami] Maybe not NOW.
* Devit draaaaaaaapes
[Mikage] you can have my sister, Hakuren.
[Ayanami] We'll have to talk again once I get my scythe and everything back. :)
[Teito] !roll 10 does Hakuren count as het
[Devit] Hey, hey, no.
* Pi[GitS] is now known as Pi[GitS|uheathens]
* Firo has joined #babydragon
[KB] does Hakuren count as het: 2 2 5 5 6 6 #047 7 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Firo] DON'T MIND ME.
[Hakuren] ....
[Teito] ...HI FIRO
[Devit] !roll 10 kills Hakuren's het
[KB] kills Hakuren's het: 1 2 4 6 #047 7 7 7 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...........
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Devit] UFUFU
[Keiichi] .............
[Ayanami] ...hi Firo we're abusing a dicebot. :D
[Keiichi] ...........omg XD
[Firo] Morrolan told me XD
[Hakuren] ... HI FIRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
[Morrolan] SPECTATING
* Morrolan is now known as Karma
[Firo] HE WAS LURKING IN ONE OF MY CHANS EARLIER
[Firo] I'M RETURNING THE FAVOUR
[Teito] !roll 10 Jasdevi gets heterosexual
[Karma] !roll 15 (Blackwand)
[KB] (Blackwand): 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 7 7 7 8 9 #10 10 10## (12 successes.)
[KB] Jasdevi gets heterosexual: 2 3 6 6 #047 8 8 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Keiichi] ..............
[Ayanami] ...
* Kouichi has joined #babydragon
[Hakuren] ....
[Karma] Theeeere we go.
[Devit] EHHHHHHHHHH
[Mikage] ......
[Firo] .....
[Hakuren] BUT I COUNT AS HET
[Keiichi] .....
[Hakuren] so apparently
* RubyD has joined #babydragon
[Devit] Yes.
[Hakuren] ...
[Keiichi] .........
[Teito] ...WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE
[Karma] HI GUYS
[RubyD] Whut
[Mikage] ----why are there so many people.
[Keiichi] ...HI EVERYONE |D
[Ayanami] .........Morrolan did you just invite people to come watch. XD
[Devit] XDD
[Karma] No.
[RubyD] What is this chan
[Firo] XD
[Devit] HI
[Hakuren] !roll 10 goes with Devit after camp
[KB] goes with Devit after camp: 1 3 4 4 4 5 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] Well.
[Firo] ...
[Ayanami] Ruby, this is the 07-Ghost chan. Currently abusing a dicebot.
[Teito] !roll 10 emos when hakuren goes
[Devit] But then you'll die.
[KB] emos when hakuren goes: 2 2 2 3 4 4 5 5 5 #047# (1 successes.)
[Keiichi] ...
[Teito] ........
[Mikage] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Firo] ........
[Devit] . . .
[Teito] well okay
[Mikage] Teito.
[Firo] AHAHA
[Devit] HA HA HA
[Teito] BYE HAKUREN
[Hakuren] ..........
[Teito] I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
[Hakuren] BYE
[Teito] AND I'LL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
[Hakuren] OH WELL
[Hakuren] YOU SUCK TEITO
[Devit] !roll 10 NOAHS WIN, ALL OF HUMANITY DIES
[KB] NOAHS WIN, ALL OF HUMANITY DIES: 2 2 3 3 5 5 #047 7 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Mikage] !rolls 10 babydragon misses Hakuren at least?
[Firo] .....
[Teito] !roll 10 do i suck
[KB] do i suck: 3 3 3 5 #047 8 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...
[Hakuren] ...
[Firo] XDD
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] Tayto ilu
[Teito] !roll 10 but do i suck dick
[Ayanami] ...
[KB] but do i suck dick: 1 2 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Karma] Mikage, no s
[Karma] ...
[Teito] !roll 10 ...well then
[Hakuren] ......
[Karma] ..............well then
[KB] ...well then: 1 2 2 3 4 #048 8 9 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........
* Hakuren just facepalms a lot
[Ayanami] .....I.
[Ayanami] I think we've now established that KB loev yaoi.
[Karma] I GUESS THE DICEBOT SUPPORTS YOUR AUS, TEITO
[Hakuren] ... oh well. DEVIT, HEY, I'm GOING WITH YOU.
[Karma] ...yes.
[Firo] this is like. the magic 8 ball of gay. or something.
[Karma] Yes, we have.
[Devit] !roll 10 cries during sex
[KB] cries during sex: 1 2 3 4 #047 7 8 8 8 9# (6 successes.)
[RubyD] !roll [10] Am i doing it rite?
[Teito] ...HAHAHAHA
* Riku|post has joined #babydragon
[Firo] .....PFFT
[RubyD] lol
[Kouichi] !roll 10 tell me who to app
[Keiichi] ...HAHAHA
[KB] tell me who to app: 1 3 3 4 4 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[RubyD] !roll 10 Am i doing it rite?
[KB] Am i doing it rite?: 2 4 5 5 6 6 #047 7 7 8# (4 successes.)
* Firo is now known as Ken
[Teito] !roll 10 does this mean i won't be an eternal virgin after all
[Riku|post] !roll 10 How stupid is Riku?
[Ken] !roll 10 CAN I TAKE NOAH KID IN A FIGHT?
[KB] does this mean i won't be an eternal virgin after all: 1 1 5 5 5 5 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[KB] How stupid is Riku?: 1 1 1 2 2 3 4 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[KB] CAN I TAKE NOAH KID IN A FIGHT?: 3 5 6 6 #047 9 9 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Teito] ...
[Devit] OH HELL NO
[Ken] ]D
[Teito] !roll 10 so I suck dick but stay a virgin
[Hakuren] ...
[KB] so I suck dick but stay a virgin: 3 4 4 #047 8 8 8 #10 10 10## (10 successes.)
[Devit] yftguhjk,
[Teito] ...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[Hakuren] ............
[Ken] .......
[Devit] uytuhjkl
[Keiichi] ...........
[Devit] HAHAHAHAAHAH
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ken] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Mikage] HHAHAAHAHA
[Devit] OMG
[Hakuren] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] ..........alsdkfj;alksdjomg
[Devit] HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[Karma] IT MUST NOT COUNT ORAL SEX
[RubyD] lol
[Hakuren] w-what is this
[Riku|post] XDDDDDDD
[Keiichi] omgggggg XDDDDD
[Hakuren] !roll 10 do *I* die a virgin
[KB] do *I* die a virgin: 1 1 2 4 5 5 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... well.
[Ken] XD
[Keiichi] TEITO DO YOU BECOME A HOOKER TO SUPPORT YOURSELF
[Hakuren] Sorry, Devit.
[Teito] 50/50
[Devit] NO
[Teito] !roll 10 do i become a hooker to support myself
[Ken] TEITO'S FAMOUS $5 BLOWJOBS?
[KB] do i become a hooker to support myself: 1 3 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7 8# (3 successes.)
[Teito] that's a no
[Keiichi] ....hmmmm
[Teito] !roll 10 am i GOOD at oral?
[KB] am i GOOD at oral?: 1 2 3 3 4 5 6 6 #047 #10## (3 successes.)
[Teito] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] .......
[Ken] .....
[Keiichi] ..........oral fixation lies
[Devit] !roll 10 kittenfies Hakuren
[KB] kittenfies Hakuren: 2 3 4 4 4 5 5 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] make that Teito's INfamous $5 blowjobs...
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] !roll 10 becomes a kitten
[KB] becomes a kitten: 1 3 4 5 6 #047 8 8 9 9# (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] TOO MUCH TEETH. NO RETURN CUSTOMERS
[Hakuren] Should I go look for cat pictures
[Teito] !roll 10 but does Mikage return :(
[Devit] !roll 10 kittenfies Ken
[KB] kittenfies Ken: 1 1 1 2 4 #047 7 8 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[KB] but does Mikage return :(: 1 4 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10 10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ....
[Ken] .......this is not the right nick to be critiquing someone's blowjobs on
[Devit] AUGH NO
[Teito] .....YAY
[Ken] ...HEY WHAT
[Mikage] \o/
[Hakuren] TRY AGAIN WITH ME DEVIT :|
[Ken] DEVIT
[Ken] WHAT
* Teito loev Mikage with blowjobs
[Ken] IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME NOAH KID?
[Keiichi] .......
[Mikage] uhhuhu [3
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit is gay for me???
[Hakuren] !roll 10 dumps Devit
[KB] Devit is gay for me???: 1 1 1 2 3 3 5 5 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[KB] dumps Devit: 3 4 #047 7 7 8 8 8 8 #10## (9 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] oh thank god
[Keiichi] ...............HAHAHAHA
[Devit] !roll 10 it was all a bad dream and Hakuren comforts me when I wake up
[KB] it was all a bad dream and Hakuren comforts me when I wake up: 2 3 3 3 4 4 5 6 6 #049# (1 successes.)
[Hakuren] ......
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] ........
[Devit] D8
[Hakuren] WELL.
[Ken] ....... HAH
[Devit] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* Hakuren pets
[Ken] !roll 10 i topped devit
[KB] i topped devit: 1 2 2 3 5 5 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Karma] !roll 10 So, KB, what ARE your thoughts on yaoi?
[KB] So, KB, what ARE your thoughts on yaoi?: 1 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Karma] NOT THAT WE NEEDED THE CONFIRMATION
[Devit] sob why has the tide tuuuuuurne
[Devit] d
[Karma] BUT
[Teito] HAHAHAHA
[Ayanami] !roll 21 ...I can actually roll up to this much on attacks with my Exalted character right now. |D
[Ken] XD
[KB] ...I can actually roll up to this much on attacks with my Exalted character right now. |D: 1 1 1 2 3 3 3 3 4 5 5 6 6 #047 7 7
8 8 8 9 9# (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 so does this mean I shouldn't write Devit/Hakuren
[KB] so does this mean I shouldn't write Devit/Hakuren: 1 1 2 2 3 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 and he liked it
[KB] and he liked it: 1 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Ken] .... ehh
[Ken] !roll 10 but he still cried when he came
[KB] but he still cried when he came: 4 4 4 5 5 6 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 nah that was just cum on his face
[Karma] !roll 10 IS KYOUICHI SRS
[KB] IS KYOUICHI SRS: 1 2 2 3 4 5 #047 7 8 9# (4 successes.)
[KB] nah that was just cum on his face: 1 1 3 4 6 6 #047 7 7 8# (4 successes.)
[Ken] ....FUCK OFF FRAN
[Karma] BUT WHY
[Ayanami] !roll 15 ....*touches Teito*
[KB] ....*touches Teito*: 1 1 2 2 3 4 5 6 #047 7 8 8 8 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Teito] ...........................
[Ken] !roll 10 devit's used to cum on his face
[KB] devit's used to cum on his face: 1 3 5 5 6 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 Hakuren tops
[KB] Hakuren tops: 1 5 5 5 #047 9 9 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 ...i-iyan
[KB] ...i-iyan: 1 1 2 2 3 4 6 #049 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Ken] .....XD
[Hakuren] ....
[Keiichi] .........
[Devit] Well, I. Well.
[Keiichi] .........a-ayanami
[Teito] ...so i think we setteled that hakuren tops
[Ayanami] :)
[Hakuren] !roll 10 tops Devit (CONFIRMATION?)
[KB] tops Devit (CONFIRMATION?): 1 1 3 5 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] Well.
[Karma] !roll 15 Blackwand: removes Ayanami's hand
[KB] Blackwand: removes Ayanami's hand: 3 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito] thank you Morrolan
* Hakuren touches Devit
[Karma] Welcome.
[Teito] !roll 10 is saved?
[KB] is saved?: 1 4 6 #047 7 8 8 8 9 #10## (8 successes.)
[Teito] \o/
[Devit] !roll 10 likes it
[KB] likes it: 1 2 2 4 5 5 #047 7 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] Pffft
[Ken] man this is the best thing ever
[Devit] Lies!!
[Devit] IT'S ADDICTIVE ISN'T IT
[Teito] Ken I know I. I so want to just take this log and post it all
[Hakuren] !roll 10 KITTENS Y/N
[KB] KITTENS Y/N: 1 1 2 2 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] XD
[Keiichi] !roll 10 APOCALYPSE'D
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit likes it in the kitchen
[KB] APOCALYPSE'D: 1 2 3 5 5 6 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[KB] Devit likes it in the kitchen: 1 1 2 2 4 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........;;
[Devit] KEN
[Devit] SOB
[Ken] !roll 10 and kitchen, of course, is code for butt
[KB] and kitchen, of course, is code for butt: 1 2 2 3 3 4 #048 8 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Ken] XD
* Kouichi has left #babydragon
[Devit] ilu
[Ken] ilu2 XDD
[Teito] !roll 10 Hakuren makes Devit get him a sandwich
[KB] Hakuren makes Devit get him a sandwich: 1 2 2 3 5 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Hakuren] ....
[Teito] what
[Devit] :/
[Ayanami] ......
[Mikage] !roll 10 Hakuren gets Devit a sandwich instead
[KB] Hakuren gets Devit a sandwich instead: 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ... it's a tie
[Ken] !roll 10 Devit puts his dick beteen two slices of bread, and.....
[KB] Devit puts his dick beteen two slices of bread, and.....: 3 3 4 5 5 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Ken] :]
[Devit] KEN DIE
[Teito] !roll 10 TIE BREAKER FOR DEVIT GETTING HAKUREN A SAMMICH
[Ken] XD
[Devit] SOB OMG
[KB] TIE BREAKER FOR DEVIT GETTING HAKUREN A SAMMICH: 1 2 5 5 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] .....HAHAHAHA
[Keiichi] pfffffft
[Devit] !roll 10 I think we mutually bottom
[KB] I think we mutually bottom: 1 2 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] !roll 10 yes
[KB] yes: 1 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 No one bottoms more than Devit
[KB] No one bottoms more than Devit: 3 4 4 4 5 6 6 #047 7 9# (3 successes.)
[Devit] Hah~
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] ...
[Hakuren] [-- ._.
[Ken] !roll 10 No one bottoms more than Devit except Jasdero!
[KB] No one bottoms more than Devit except Jasdero!: 2 2 2 4 5 5 #047 8 8 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] EW NO
[Ken] XDD
[Keiichi] !roll 10 [...handwave]
[KB] [...handwave]: 1 5 5 5 5 #047 7 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 Jasdero likes it
[KB] Jasdero likes it: 2 4 4 5 6 #047 7 7 8 9# (5 successes.)
[Ken] ........hahahahahahahaha
[Devit] !roll 10 kills everyone in here
[KB] kills everyone in here: 1 2 2 4 5 5 #048 8 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] :[
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] I'm in here too
[Ken] !roll 10 Jasdero has been woken up by Devit having wet dreams
[KB] Jasdero has been woken up by Devit having wet dreams: 1 1 2 3 3 5 #048 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ....
[Devit] 65tguyuhjkml,.
[Ken] !roll 10 ...and fapping in his sleep
[KB] ...and fapping in his sleep: 2 2 3 4 6 #047 7 8 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Devit] I DO NOT, I'M AWAKE--I MEAN--
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito] .....
[Ken] ]DDD
* Hakuren jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[Ken] THIS IS THE GREATEST TOY #EVER
[Teito] !roll 10 Devit is a dirty dirty whore
[KB] Devit is a dirty dirty whore: 1 1 1 5 5 6 #047 7 9 9# (4 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 oh yeah and what about YOU Hakuren
[KB] oh yeah and what about YOU Hakuren: 1 1 1 1 4 6 #047 7 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Devit] :|
[Hakuren] Didn't I dump you
[Hakuren] successfully
[Devit] I reject that.
[Teito] !roll 10 ...have I ever caught Hakuren fapping
[KB] ...have I ever caught Hakuren fapping: 3 3 3 5 5 5 6 #047 8 #10## (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito] !roll 10 we WERE roommates
[Devit] . . .
[KB] we WERE roommates: 2 3 4 4 4 5 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Hakuren] Teito, why do you ask these questions
[Ken] !roll 10 has Hakuren ever caught Teito fapping
[KB] has Hakuren ever caught Teito fapping: 1 2 4 4 #047 8 8 8 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Hakuren] .......
[Teito] ...SOB
[Devit] ftgyuhjk
[Hakuren] ... /o\
[Ken] HAHAH
[Mikage] ...
[Teito] vbdfgbd
[Hakuren] .../o\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Teito] !roll 10 I didn't call out anyone's name right :(
[Ayanami] ....really Teito, doing those things in front of a baby dragon....
[KB] I didn't call out anyone's name right :(: 2 2 3 3 4 5 #047 7 8 8# (4 successes.)
[Teito] .......
[Devit] !roll 10 OH GOD BURUPYA!
[KB] OH GOD BURUPYA!: 1 1 2 5 6 #047 7 7 8 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ............rewindow to aksljdflkj omg
[Keiichi] ................
[Teito] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[Ken] AHSFNDSFNDSJFNDSK AHXXDDDD
[Teito] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya ALWAYS watches
[KB] Burupya ALWAYS watches: 1 2 3 4 5 5 #049 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Keiichi] akldjsglkjiaksjdlkjkj NO BURUPYA NO
[Teito] dfghjklgjkjkgjkfgjfg
[Devit] OMG I AM HOWLING
[Hakuren] o-oh my GOD
[Keiichi] omgggggggggg
[Hakuren] AHAHAHAHAHHAHAhaljdf;are;iar
[Ken] !roll 10 ceilingBurupya knows all Teito's dirty fapping secrets
[KB] ceilingBurupya knows all Teito's dirty fapping secrets: 1 1 2 3 3 3 4 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Teito] oh thank god
[Devit] just most of them
[Ayanami] ...Ken who says Burupya would be way off on the ceiling?
[Keiichi] .........
[Ken] !roll 10 ceilingBurupya knows MOST OF Teito's dirty fapping secrets
[Mikage] !roll 10 Teito teaches Burupya his secrets
[KB] ceilingBurupya knows MOST OF Teito's dirty fapping secrets: 1 2 2 3 3 4 6 #047 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[KB] Teito teaches Burupya his secrets: 1 3 3 4 4 5 5 #047 7 8# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ....
[Teito] .............
[Ken] .....
[Keiichi] .............
[Ken] !roll 10 Burupya helps
[KB] Burupya helps: 2 3 3 6 #047 7 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] XD
[Teito] !roll 10 Teito wants to kill himself
[Devit] Hakuren did he fall--
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] . . .
[KB] Teito wants to kill himself: 1 2 2 2 3 5 6 #047 8 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito] ...sob
[Keiichi] .........
[Devit] --onto the bed or the floor
[Keiichi] !roll 10 teito likes it
[KB] teito likes it: 1 3 4 6 6 #047 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Keiichi] ........
[Teito] ...................
[Hakuren] ... let's say the bed.
[Teito] oh god
[Hakuren] My poor back. :(
[Teito] this bot
[Devit] Your fault!
[Keiichi] I love this bot
[Ken] !roll 10 Teito fantasises about the babydragon
[KB] Teito fantasises about the babydragon: 1 1 3 4 5 5 #047 8 8 9# (4 successes.)
[Hakuren] WHY IS IT MY FAULT
[Teito] !roll 10 but burupya starts it all
[KB] but burupya starts it all: 1 1 2 2 2 3 4 4 6 #047# (1 successes.)
[Teito] ...DAMMIT
[Keiichi] .....
[Ken] XD
[Devit] sobsob
[Teito] !roll 10 Burupya tops
[Ayanami] Really Teito, beastiality now?
[KB] Burupya tops: 1 2 3 4 4 4 #049 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Teito] HE COMES ONTO #ME
[Keiichi] Burupya tops half the time??
[Ken] ....
[Ken] misread that
[Ayanami] ...uh-huh
[Teito] ...me too
[Keiichi] ............................
[Mikage] !roll 10 Burupya is innocent
[KB] Burupya is innocent: 1 1 1 2 4 5 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Karma] ....man, it's like people are writing fic. And KB is helping.
[Devit] . . . Yeah
[Ken] !roll 10 Burupya comes on Teito
[KB] Burupya comes on Teito: 2 4 4 4 5 5 5 6 #048 9# (2 successes.)
[Teito] ...oh good
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, are you enjoying helping people write the yaoi?
[KB] KB, are you enjoying helping people write the yaoi?: 1 2 2 2 4 4 6 #047 8 8# (3 successes.)
[Ken] ...
[Ken] !roll 10 Teito comes on Burupya
[KB] Teito comes on Burupya: 1 3 4 4 5 6 6 6 #047 7# (2 successes.)
[Teito] !roll 10 KB is horrified more like
[Ken] ...
[KB] KB is horrified more like: 1 6 6 6 #047 8 8 #10 10 10## (9 successes.)
[Ken] XDD
[Keiichi] ....I guess neither of them are good enough0---
[Keiichi] .................
* Karma pets KB
[Hakuren] ...
[Ken] poor dicebot
* Hakuren also pets KB
[Keiichi] ....poor KB
[Teito] soabused
[Keiichi] !roll 10 KB loves us anyway??
[KB] KB loves us anyway??: 1 2 3 4 4 6 #049 9 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Devit] !roll 10 buys KB a Teitojob for his trouble
[KB] buys KB a Teitojob for his trouble: 1 4 4 5 5 6 6 #048 #10 10## (5 successes.)
[Ken] XDD
[Teito] ........
[Keiichi] ....
[Karma] ....I must admit I never thought of plying the dicebot with sexual favors
[Ken] !roll 10 Throw in a Burupyajob as a 2-for-1 special
[KB] Throw in a Burupyajob as a 2-for-1 special: 1 2 2 2 3 3 4 6 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[Devit] oh god what's a Burupyajpb
[Teito] !roll 10 rejects you all including the babydragon
[Keiichi] !roll 10 KB does not want
[KB] KB does not want: 2 3 3 5 5 6 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] rejects you all including the babydragon: 1 1 5 6 #047 8 8 9 9 #10## (7 successes.)
[Ken] Don't think about it
[Ken] Really just
[Karma] !roll 10 KB, would you like some bleach?
[Ken] don't
[KB] KB, would you like some bleach?: 1 2 4 5 6 6 #047 #10 10 10## (7 successes.)
[Karma] Thought so.
[Ayanami] !roll 10 so just how much DID Ayanami mess with Teito while possessing Mikage......
[KB] so just how much DID Ayanami mess with Teito while possessing Mikage......: 3 3 3 6 #047 7 7 8 9 #10## (7 successes.)
* Teito is now known as Teito|shun
[Teito|shun] .......
[Keiichi] POOR POOR KB
[Mikage] .......
* Karma gives KB bleach
[Teito|shun] OH GOD
[Ayanami] :)
[Ken] !roll 10 Ken needs to read 07-Ghost so this sort of thing is even more hilariously breaky?
[KB] Ken needs to read 07-Ghost so this sort of thing is even more hilariously breaky?: 2 3 3 4 6 6 6 #048 9 9# (3 successes.)
[Teito|shun] ...hold on guys I
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito|shun] I have an AyanamiinMikage'sbody/Teito fic on my comp
[Hakuren] !roll 10 Ken should read 07-Ghost anyway
[KB] Ken should read 07-Ghost anyway: 2 3 4 5 6 #047 8 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Mikage] .......do you.
[Mikage] share.
[Ayanami] ....T-teito
[Teito|shun] The worst part is that it still *is* Mikage on some level -- like the bastard takes a certain pleasure in using
*that* face and *that* body. And Teito should know better; he's certain of that, but sometimes, when the shadows are
particularly heavy and the angle is just right, the bastard smiles and it's still *Mikage's* smile, so he can do nothing but
lie silently back and wait for it to be over.
[Teito|shun] ^ :(
[Hakuren] ...
[Hakuren] oh wait
[Hakuren] isn't that what *I* wrote
[Mikage] --OOH. I've read that one!
[Teito|shun] yes i saved it hakuren ]D
[Teito|shun] I NEVER SAID I WROTE IT
[Ayanami] ...Teito I remember you showing that to me before I apped. XD
[Hakuren] ... sob
[Hakuren] I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD WRITE
[Hakuren] ;o;
[Teito|shun] :(((
[Ayanami] YOU KNOW THOUGH if Ayanami ever possessed Mikage in camp.... ]D
[Mikage] write us more things Hakuren...not necessarily THAT but
[Ken] ,...okay i have to test something to PM to pie if it works in my favour
[Ken] !roll 10 Luck Gandor is a homosexual
[KB] Luck Gandor is a homosexual: 1 2 4 6 6 #047 8 9 #10 10## (7 successes.)
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 Ayanami is insinuating we should AU wioth him in Mikage's body
[Devit] . . .
[Devit] [3
[Keiichi] ...
[KB] Ayanami is insinuating we should AU wioth him in Mikage's body: 2 2 3 3 3 6 #048 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ken] I love you, KB
[Keiichi] .....
[Ayanami] ...
[Devit] !roll 10 I would so read that
[KB] I would so read that: 1 4 5 5 #047 7 7 9 #10 10## (8 successes.)
[Devit] FUCK YEAH
[Hakuren] ... ME TOO :(
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 RAPE ;O;
[Keiichi] ...well then
[KB] RAPE ;O;: 1 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 #049 #10## (3 successes.)
[Ken] ...i would too
[Ayanami] ....
[Teito|shun] ...dammit
[Ken] !roll 10 enabled?
[KB] enabled?: 1 5 5 6 6 #048 8 8 9 #10## (6 successes.)
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 but it's at least non-con on some degree
[Hakuren] !roll 10 also enabling?
[KB] also enabling?: 1 2 2 2 3 4 5 #047 7 #10## (4 successes.)
[KB] but it's at least non-con on some degree: 1 2 3 4 4 6 #047 9 #10 10## (6 successes.)
[Teito|shun] thought so
[Ken] !roll 10 dubcon is also acceptable
[KB] dubcon is also acceptable: 1 2 2 2 3 5 5 5 6 6 (Botch x1!)
[Keiichi] .....
[Ken] ......
[Ayanami] ...
[Teito|shun] ...what is dub con
[Ayanami] ...wait what
[Karma] ...that's a no.
[Ken] dubious consent
[Keiichi] .......
[Ken] NOT SURE IF WANT
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 teito KNOWS he Does Not Want
[KB] teito KNOWS he Does Not Want: 1 1 2 3 3 4 5 #047 8 9# (3 successes.)
[Ken] ....
[Teito|shun] ...
[Hakuren] ....
[Ken] XD
[Hakuren] THERE YOU HAVE IT.
[Karma] !roll 10 surpraise do not want?
[KB] surpraise do not want?: 2 3 5 6 6 #048 8 8 8 8# (5 successes.)
[Ken] !roll 10 the lady--- er.. teito. doth protest too much?
[KB] the lady--- er.. teito. doth protest too much?: 1 2 2 3 4 4 4 6 #047 8# (2 successes.)
[Karma] Well.
[Karma] I guess that's the answer.
[Teito|shun] ...
[Teito|shun] .....
[Teito|shun] !roll 10 AU with ayanami in Mikage's body doing Teito after all?
[KB] AU with ayanami in Mikage's body doing Teito after all?: 2 4 4 5 5 5 6 #049 9 #10## (4 successes.)
[Teito|shun] that's a no
[Teito|shun] \o/
[Keiichi] ....
[Ken] Awww
[Hakuren] !roll 10 kicks Devit off
[KB] kicks Devit off: 3 4 4 4 5 6 #047 8 9 #10## (5 successes.)
[Ayanami] Eh, it probably would've had to involve hijacking Mikage's account anyway. |D
[Hakuren] ... HAH
[Hakuren] Is that a success or not
[Ken] !roll 10 Hakuren meant to type "jerks"
[KB] Hakuren meant to type "jerks": 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 #048 8# (2 successes.)
[Ayanami] Hakuren, depends on the difficulty?
[Ken] ....owell
[Hakuren] ...
* Devit bites Ken
* Ken was kicked by Hakuren (O RITE I AM OPPED HERE#)
* Ken has joined #babydragon
* Ken BITES BACK.
[Ken] njkdfnskfankdsfnasf
[Hakuren] 8)
[Ken] ....man my explodey kick ping sounds awesome on surround sound |DDD
[Hakuren] XD
[Karma] ....someone had better post this log.
[Ken] ....man you guys' topic is really gay
[Teito|shun] ...thank you Ken
[Teito|shun] Karma i'm going to
[Keiichi] ...it's only appropriate
[Teito|shun] IS EVERYONE FINISHED PLAYING WITH THE DICE BOT?
[Karma] :D
[Keiichi] considering the canon
[Ken] ..no really. i think most of my chan topics are actually straighter.
[Ayanami] ....yeah Ken have you SEEN some of our canon?
[Ken] .....no
[Teito|shun] .......Ken start reading it
[Hakuren] ...
[Teito|shun] it's on onemanga
[Ken] ...yeah yeah :\
[Teito|shun] [3
[Ken] NOT THIS MONTH I HAVE AN APP TO DO
[Ken] NEXT MONTH MAYBE
[Mikage] it's only 14 chapters so far!
[Ayanami] ...Ken read this this is CANON: http://touchessouls.livejournal.com/1695.html#cutid1
[Ken] ...........but i will be beaten
[Teito|shun] (in english)
[Ayanami] 15 now, Mikage.
[Mikage] oh right
[Ken] i am not allowed to enjoy myself until my app is at leats drafted XD
[Mikage] even better!
[Teito|shun] ...okay Ken :(
[Ken] .......
[Karma] Hey Teito can I have ops for a sec?
[Teito|shun] ...k
* Teito|shun sets mode: +o Karma
[Teito|shun] while you're there
* Teito|shun sets mode: +v Ayanami
* KB was kicked by Karma (*gently escorts to the door* Thanks for a lovely evening, KB#)