[ooc: DRAMA CD: Day of retribution rough trans, track 1]
Hey guys hey guys, have a rough translation of the first track of that Drama CD Hakuren was talking about!
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Hakuren: This story has a world, characters, and dolls like in 07-ghost. But really, this place isn't 07-ghost*! That said, please enjoy listening.
Teito: 07-ghost anime drama CD. Part 1: Church side.
*I'm assuming he means this is an Alternate Universe like the Supreme Sugar doujinshi, since Mikage is alive and seems to be friends with Hakuren (who he never met, anime or manga, as human.)
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Labrador: Good morning flowers. Come, help yourselves to some delicious water today too.
Castor: Mmm. As expected, breakfast is kept to boiled winkfarm. The taste is mild, and has a pure and unique smell-- *sniff-- cough choke* it also makes sleepy eyes really snap open.
Hakuren: Hmm! Today has also brought about an amazing morning! I am greatful to God, for this joy in living, I should express it with my whole heart--*sound of falling to his knees!* Aaah! Life is amazing!
Teito: --keh, your voice is loud.
Hakuren: --Aah, Teito. You also have chores this morning?
Teito: Yeah. Today's is Frau and I's turn to do cleaning. Except that perverted Bishop, he hasn't even woken up!-- che, oi!! *knock knock knock!* Frau! It's morning! Wake up!
Hakuren: Alright! Let me try! Bishop Frau, it's morning! Please wake uuuup! *BOOM, AND SUDDENLY: TRUMPETS*
Teito: You... where exactly did you produce that sound...
Hakuren: For the sake of waking up to something pleasent, this is my favorite way to wake up but... something wrong?
Teito: Ah! N-no, not particularly...
Hakuren: In that case, give Bishop Frau my regards. *wanders off*
Teito: That Hakuren... recently, he's suddenly amiable, huh... But anyway! OI, FRAU! If it's to wake up-- *sounds of clicking a gun* I'LL MAKE YOU WAKE UP! *MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* ...ugh, even with this he won't wake up? Normally that means you're dead.
Frau: --aaah! Be careful!!
Teito: Oh! So you're awake!
Frau: Don't say 'Oh'! Whose the guy who uses machines guns in the morning!? Wait, do we even have machine guns in the 07-ghost world--
Teito: Shut up! Today is our turn to do cleaning, right? Hurry and get going.
Frau: Eh.
Teito: What do you mean 'Eh'? Don't tell me, did you forget?
Frau: Eh, ah, well that's, um. (Shiiiit.)
Teito: Huh?
Frau: Ah, my bad Teito-- I'll be there innasec, why don't ya go ahead and get started in the inner garden for me?
Teito: Eh?--hey! Don't just decide that on your own!
Frau: *DOOR SLAM*
Frau: Shiiiiit. This is reallllly bad! Today is my darling Matilda-chan's [something] steadfast-commemoration-followed-by-a-meeting-debut! I didn't even know about cleaning! What do I do!?
Labrador: Huh? The flowers seem restless. Surely, that means someone is up to something... aah, and also... yes. Surely that is... Frau.
Frau: *SNEEZE* Aaah, who's talking about me?! Ah, but who cares about that! At any rate, for the sake of going to Matilda-chan's steadfast-commemoration-followed-by-a-meeting-debut I must get away from cleaning! For that purpose I... ah. Someone who [ARGH FRAU WHY DO YOU TALK SO FAST] there must be someone who would swap doing cleaning with me-- I know!
Frau: Heeey, Mikage!
Mikage: Ah! Good mooorning, Bishop Frau!
Frau: Yo! Looking at you, you seem to be a good guy today too, Mikage-kun!
Mikage: Eeh, is that so? Heheh. But, I don't 'look like' a good guy, I really... am a good guy. Am I right? [Mikage is obviously relizes Frau wants something from him here btw so he's teasing about it]
Frau: Heh. It's true! Even if everyone in the church was gathered together, no doubt you would be the number one good guy, right?
Mikage: Probably. Heheh.
Frau: Since it's like that, listen to my story. Mikage, please! *sound of clapping his hands together in a 'prayer/begging' position I'm guessing* Today's cleaning duty, let's swap!
Mikage: Eeeeeh.
Frau: C-come on, you're a good guy, right? So your answer should be 'Count on me!', right?
Mikage: But I... really hate cleaning, you know?
Frau: I get you. I really get you, Mikage. Anyone hates cleaning, right?
Mikage: Seeee?
Frau: But you know, right now this is no doubt the greatest chance of my life! [His voice went so high I couldn't tell exactly what he was saying SO I GUESSED]
Mikage: Eh! Are you serious? In that case I must be generous! Cleaning or anything else, I'll swap!
Frau: Woohoo, you really are a great guy! But you swapped really fast huh.
Mikage: So, what exactly is troubling you so much?
Frau: Ah! Uuum, that is, really... (I can't say! [SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT MODELS OF IDOLS] if that gets out my image will be...!) Ahem. Well, that is... what is it? A guy problem, I guess. [ichinichi(?) nayami wo kokakushitari shinemon da-- MY DICTIONARY DOESN'T HELP ME HERE]. It is something that one needs to overcome themselves. Don't you think?
Mikage: Haah... as expected from Master Frau... I mean, Bishop! I'm also hesitant, so I'll be careful not to rely on anyone! Seeya!
Frau: Oioioioioi!!
Mikage: Yes?
Frau: That. Is. Why. In order to solve this problem myself-- in anycase, swap just the cleaning with me! Please! Just this!
Mikage: Eeeh, what should I do, since I promised Razette I'd play with her today...
Frau: Arrgh, even when I racked my brains to find someoneee! Theeen--! [SOMETHING] How about this?! *OH YEAH*
Mikage: Wah! This is... 10-8-9 first-generation-original-[something THEY TALK SO FAST] Alice, isn't it!
Frau: THAT'S RIGHT! It's amazing, right?
Mikage: It's amazinnng! Lucky you, to get your hands on it, being in a holy profession!
Frau: Yes well, looking inside is also great. Elli and Ariel, and lots of other cute girls are in all sorts of poses.
Mikage: Uwaaaah! All sorts of poses, you say!
Frau: That's right. Wanna see?
Mikage: I wanna see!
Frau: Hehm, well of course I'll let you see... that is, if you swap cleaning duty with me.
Mikage: I'll swap. No-- please let me swap!
Frau: Great! Then you have my permission, here!
Mikage: Yes sir! Bishop Frau, may God be with you.
Frau: And to you as well.
Mikage: Right!
Frau: Well then, I'll leave it to you!
Mikage: Yes!
Mikage: Swish! I guess I'll start! In my right hand, a brush. In my left hand, porn! It's perfect! So leeet's see, the opening picture is... wha-heeey! Amazing! Suddenly it's this! As expected from Bishop Frau's treasures.
Castor: Well well, [something!] Mikage-kun.
Mikage: Ah! Good morning Bishop Castor.
Castor: --but, why is your nose bleeding?
Mikage: Eh?
Castor: And in your left hand is what exactly...?
Mikage: Ah, this is, quite frankly... porn!
Castor: Hm. Indeed. Thus the nosebleed? Being young is nice, is it not.
Mikage: Eheheh. Bishop Castor, do you want to see a bit of it~?
Castor: Fufu, I do not have an interest in that. Though unless it is dolfies, that talk is meaningless.
Mikage: Eeeh, porn about dolls exist?
Castor: It is not porn, it is dolfies.
Mikage: Ah, sorry.
Castor: In any case, since the church is sacred, futhermore the voice sympathetic to you is in the middle of cleaning, ~LET US BURN IT.~
Mikage: Aaah! I need to go somewhere now, I'm sorry! *RUNS OFF*
Mikage: Haaah, that was way too dangerous! That Bishop Castor is the type of guy to burn it, huh.
Teito: Oh, Mikage. What are you doing, holding a brush like that.
Mikage: Ah, Teito? Heh, I'm not just holding a brush-- ta-daaa! *Holds out the porn!*
Teito: Ugh... porn, huh.
Mikage: Hm hm hmm? Oh oh oh? You've gone completely red! You're so naive, Teito-kun~
Teito: --bastard, why do you have that anyway?!
Mikage: Hehmm. In exchange for doing the cleaning, Bishop Frau lended it to me!
Teito: That perverted Bishop...!
Mikage: Hey, you look too Teito. It's great!
Teito: Eh, ah! I-idiot, don't show it to me!
Mikage: Haha, whaat, you've become all red! Look look look look~!
Teito: Nggh, I said stop!
Mikage: It's fine~ just look at a little! Look-- ta-daa!
Teito: Eeh--!! Ah... w-w-what, that picture-- That woman... is she an octopusal human?! Or is it, she might be endangered so she's the only one in the world. Amaaazing... how was she able to spread her legs so wide...
Mikage: Hey you, the point of interest... isn't that.
Teito: Huh?
Mikage: Aah, enough! If it's like this, who knows how long you'll stay a kid, so I'll make you into a man!
Teito: Eh, what are you-- don't get so close!
Mikage: Shutup! If I don't get close you can't get a good look, right! Look! Look look look look!
Teito: --nngk, you're too close close close!!
Mikage: It's fine, get a good look!
Teito: I get it! I'll look, so don't get your face so close!
Mikage: You see it, right?
Teito: I see it! Seeing it is fine, right? ...which isn't to say I want to see it. That's all.
Mikage: Heheh! With that you're man! Alrighty, in that case I'll do you a favour and start teaching you the fun things about porn!
Teito: No... it's not particularly doing me a favour...
Mikage: Get a gooooooood look!
Teito: I told you already it's fine, I dont particularly--
Mikage: FIRST! Listen about the basics of porn! Don't forget them!
Teito: I don't know about that!
Mikage: But you know, open it like this with a masucline-like 'ta-daaaan', and... it opens wide!
Teito: That's obvious isn't it, that kind of thing!
Mikage: And from here on is the point. Get it? Take a close look at the photo, and now go through page one by one, properly flipping through each page without averting your eyes to partake in 'food for thought'*. Like this, okay?
*御数(P); 御菜; お菜; お数 【おかず(P); おさい(御菜; お菜)】 (n) (1) (uk) accompaniment for rice dishes; side dish; (2) (おかず only) food for thought (esp. in the context of conversation, or material for assisting arousal during masturbation); :Db
Teito: You... are really methodical, huh.
Mikage: But y'know, properly going through every page like this is polite...[something!] Don't be impatient. If you're impatient you'll get tired out(?).
Teito: Who would!?
Mikage: Now! The heartpounding spread page! Have you ever seen a face as cute as this model's? Right here, we are perfectly falling in love with this girl...!
Teito: I'm not falling!
Mikage: Hey, do you... want to do her?
Teito: I said no already!
Mikage: Oh fine. Next will be by request then!
Teito: You're not listening!
Mikage: I am listening! If you weren't my best friend I wouldn't say this kind of thing!
Teito: Best friend--? Is this really normal? If I can't do this by myself...
Mikage: Eh? What was that?
Teito: NO, it was nothing.
Mikage: Then, let's continue! Anyhow, the porn to see by request is... [something] by looking at this girl we become healed!
Teito: Why is that?
Mikage: Hmm~ it's obvious isn't it? So that even in dreams we can meet this girl.
Teito: Nggh, come here with me you! That perverted Bishop isn't getting away with this!
Mikage: What are you doing so suddenly!
Teito: It's not sudden! Anyway, I'm taking that book!
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Hakuren: This story has a world, characters, and dolls like in 07-ghost. But really, this place isn't 07-ghost*! That said, please enjoy listening.
Teito: 07-ghost anime drama CD. Part 1: Church side.
*I'm assuming he means this is an Alternate Universe like the Supreme Sugar doujinshi, since Mikage is alive and seems to be friends with Hakuren (who he never met, anime or manga, as human.)
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Labrador: Good morning flowers. Come, help yourselves to some delicious water today too.
Castor: Mmm. As expected, breakfast is kept to boiled winkfarm. The taste is mild, and has a pure and unique smell-- *sniff-- cough choke* it also makes sleepy eyes really snap open.
Hakuren: Hmm! Today has also brought about an amazing morning! I am greatful to God, for this joy in living, I should express it with my whole heart--*sound of falling to his knees!* Aaah! Life is amazing!
Teito: --keh, your voice is loud.
Hakuren: --Aah, Teito. You also have chores this morning?
Teito: Yeah. Today's is Frau and I's turn to do cleaning. Except that perverted Bishop, he hasn't even woken up!-- che, oi!! *knock knock knock!* Frau! It's morning! Wake up!
Hakuren: Alright! Let me try! Bishop Frau, it's morning! Please wake uuuup! *BOOM, AND SUDDENLY: TRUMPETS*
Teito: You... where exactly did you produce that sound...
Hakuren: For the sake of waking up to something pleasent, this is my favorite way to wake up but... something wrong?
Teito: Ah! N-no, not particularly...
Hakuren: In that case, give Bishop Frau my regards. *wanders off*
Teito: That Hakuren... recently, he's suddenly amiable, huh... But anyway! OI, FRAU! If it's to wake up-- *sounds of clicking a gun* I'LL MAKE YOU WAKE UP! *MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* ...ugh, even with this he won't wake up? Normally that means you're dead.
Frau: --aaah! Be careful!!
Teito: Oh! So you're awake!
Frau: Don't say 'Oh'! Whose the guy who uses machines guns in the morning!? Wait, do we even have machine guns in the 07-ghost world--
Teito: Shut up! Today is our turn to do cleaning, right? Hurry and get going.
Frau: Eh.
Teito: What do you mean 'Eh'? Don't tell me, did you forget?
Frau: Eh, ah, well that's, um. (Shiiiit.)
Teito: Huh?
Frau: Ah, my bad Teito-- I'll be there innasec, why don't ya go ahead and get started in the inner garden for me?
Teito: Eh?--hey! Don't just decide that on your own!
Frau: *DOOR SLAM*
Frau: Shiiiiit. This is reallllly bad! Today is my darling Matilda-chan's [something] steadfast-commemoration-followed-by-a-meeting-debut! I didn't even know about cleaning! What do I do!?
Labrador: Huh? The flowers seem restless. Surely, that means someone is up to something... aah, and also... yes. Surely that is... Frau.
Frau: *SNEEZE* Aaah, who's talking about me?! Ah, but who cares about that! At any rate, for the sake of going to Matilda-chan's steadfast-commemoration-followed-by-a-meeting-debut I must get away from cleaning! For that purpose I... ah. Someone who [ARGH FRAU WHY DO YOU TALK SO FAST] there must be someone who would swap doing cleaning with me-- I know!
Frau: Heeey, Mikage!
Mikage: Ah! Good mooorning, Bishop Frau!
Frau: Yo! Looking at you, you seem to be a good guy today too, Mikage-kun!
Mikage: Eeh, is that so? Heheh. But, I don't 'look like' a good guy, I really... am a good guy. Am I right? [Mikage is obviously relizes Frau wants something from him here btw so he's teasing about it]
Frau: Heh. It's true! Even if everyone in the church was gathered together, no doubt you would be the number one good guy, right?
Mikage: Probably. Heheh.
Frau: Since it's like that, listen to my story. Mikage, please! *sound of clapping his hands together in a 'prayer/begging' position I'm guessing* Today's cleaning duty, let's swap!
Mikage: Eeeeeh.
Frau: C-come on, you're a good guy, right? So your answer should be 'Count on me!', right?
Mikage: But I... really hate cleaning, you know?
Frau: I get you. I really get you, Mikage. Anyone hates cleaning, right?
Mikage: Seeee?
Frau: But you know, right now this is no doubt the greatest chance of my life! [His voice went so high I couldn't tell exactly what he was saying SO I GUESSED]
Mikage: Eh! Are you serious? In that case I must be generous! Cleaning or anything else, I'll swap!
Frau: Woohoo, you really are a great guy! But you swapped really fast huh.
Mikage: So, what exactly is troubling you so much?
Frau: Ah! Uuum, that is, really... (I can't say! [SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT MODELS OF IDOLS] if that gets out my image will be...!) Ahem. Well, that is... what is it? A guy problem, I guess. [ichinichi(?) nayami wo kokakushitari shinemon da-- MY DICTIONARY DOESN'T HELP ME HERE]. It is something that one needs to overcome themselves. Don't you think?
Mikage: Haah... as expected from Master Frau... I mean, Bishop! I'm also hesitant, so I'll be careful not to rely on anyone! Seeya!
Frau: Oioioioioi!!
Mikage: Yes?
Frau: That. Is. Why. In order to solve this problem myself-- in anycase, swap just the cleaning with me! Please! Just this!
Mikage: Eeeh, what should I do, since I promised Razette I'd play with her today...
Frau: Arrgh, even when I racked my brains to find someoneee! Theeen--! [SOMETHING] How about this?! *OH YEAH*
Mikage: Wah! This is... 10-8-9 first-generation-original-[something THEY TALK SO FAST] Alice, isn't it!
Frau: THAT'S RIGHT! It's amazing, right?
Mikage: It's amazinnng! Lucky you, to get your hands on it, being in a holy profession!
Frau: Yes well, looking inside is also great. Elli and Ariel, and lots of other cute girls are in all sorts of poses.
Mikage: Uwaaaah! All sorts of poses, you say!
Frau: That's right. Wanna see?
Mikage: I wanna see!
Frau: Hehm, well of course I'll let you see... that is, if you swap cleaning duty with me.
Mikage: I'll swap. No-- please let me swap!
Frau: Great! Then you have my permission, here!
Mikage: Yes sir! Bishop Frau, may God be with you.
Frau: And to you as well.
Mikage: Right!
Frau: Well then, I'll leave it to you!
Mikage: Yes!
Mikage: Swish! I guess I'll start! In my right hand, a brush. In my left hand, porn! It's perfect! So leeet's see, the opening picture is... wha-heeey! Amazing! Suddenly it's this! As expected from Bishop Frau's treasures.
Castor: Well well, [something!] Mikage-kun.
Mikage: Ah! Good morning Bishop Castor.
Castor: --but, why is your nose bleeding?
Mikage: Eh?
Castor: And in your left hand is what exactly...?
Mikage: Ah, this is, quite frankly... porn!
Castor: Hm. Indeed. Thus the nosebleed? Being young is nice, is it not.
Mikage: Eheheh. Bishop Castor, do you want to see a bit of it~?
Castor: Fufu, I do not have an interest in that. Though unless it is dolfies, that talk is meaningless.
Mikage: Eeeh, porn about dolls exist?
Castor: It is not porn, it is dolfies.
Mikage: Ah, sorry.
Castor: In any case, since the church is sacred, futhermore the voice sympathetic to you is in the middle of cleaning, ~LET US BURN IT.~
Mikage: Aaah! I need to go somewhere now, I'm sorry! *RUNS OFF*
Mikage: Haaah, that was way too dangerous! That Bishop Castor is the type of guy to burn it, huh.
Teito: Oh, Mikage. What are you doing, holding a brush like that.
Mikage: Ah, Teito? Heh, I'm not just holding a brush-- ta-daaa! *Holds out the porn!*
Teito: Ugh... porn, huh.
Mikage: Hm hm hmm? Oh oh oh? You've gone completely red! You're so naive, Teito-kun~
Teito: --bastard, why do you have that anyway?!
Mikage: Hehmm. In exchange for doing the cleaning, Bishop Frau lended it to me!
Teito: That perverted Bishop...!
Mikage: Hey, you look too Teito. It's great!
Teito: Eh, ah! I-idiot, don't show it to me!
Mikage: Haha, whaat, you've become all red! Look look look look~!
Teito: Nggh, I said stop!
Mikage: It's fine~ just look at a little! Look-- ta-daa!
Teito: Eeh--!! Ah... w-w-what, that picture-- That woman... is she an octopusal human?! Or is it, she might be endangered so she's the only one in the world. Amaaazing... how was she able to spread her legs so wide...
Mikage: Hey you, the point of interest... isn't that.
Teito: Huh?
Mikage: Aah, enough! If it's like this, who knows how long you'll stay a kid, so I'll make you into a man!
Teito: Eh, what are you-- don't get so close!
Mikage: Shutup! If I don't get close you can't get a good look, right! Look! Look look look look!
Teito: --nngk, you're too close close close!!
Mikage: It's fine, get a good look!
Teito: I get it! I'll look, so don't get your face so close!
Mikage: You see it, right?
Teito: I see it! Seeing it is fine, right? ...which isn't to say I want to see it. That's all.
Mikage: Heheh! With that you're man! Alrighty, in that case I'll do you a favour and start teaching you the fun things about porn!
Teito: No... it's not particularly doing me a favour...
Mikage: Get a gooooooood look!
Teito: I told you already it's fine, I dont particularly--
Mikage: FIRST! Listen about the basics of porn! Don't forget them!
Teito: I don't know about that!
Mikage: But you know, open it like this with a masucline-like 'ta-daaaan', and... it opens wide!
Teito: That's obvious isn't it, that kind of thing!
Mikage: And from here on is the point. Get it? Take a close look at the photo, and now go through page one by one, properly flipping through each page without averting your eyes to partake in 'food for thought'*. Like this, okay?
*御数(P); 御菜; お菜; お数 【おかず(P); おさい(御菜; お菜)】 (n) (1) (uk) accompaniment for rice dishes; side dish; (2) (おかず only) food for thought (esp. in the context of conversation, or material for assisting arousal during masturbation); :Db
Teito: You... are really methodical, huh.
Mikage: But y'know, properly going through every page like this is polite...[something!] Don't be impatient. If you're impatient you'll get tired out(?).
Teito: Who would!?
Mikage: Now! The heartpounding spread page! Have you ever seen a face as cute as this model's? Right here, we are perfectly falling in love with this girl...!
Teito: I'm not falling!
Mikage: Hey, do you... want to do her?
Teito: I said no already!
Mikage: Oh fine. Next will be by request then!
Teito: You're not listening!
Mikage: I am listening! If you weren't my best friend I wouldn't say this kind of thing!
Teito: Best friend--? Is this really normal? If I can't do this by myself...
Mikage: Eh? What was that?
Teito: NO, it was nothing.
Mikage: Then, let's continue! Anyhow, the porn to see by request is... [something] by looking at this girl we become healed!
Teito: Why is that?
Mikage: Hmm~ it's obvious isn't it? So that even in dreams we can meet this girl.
Teito: Nggh, come here with me you! That perverted Bishop isn't getting away with this!
Mikage: What are you doing so suddenly!
Teito: It's not sudden! Anyway, I'm taking that book!