Track 2! this one is really... amazing.
Teito: *knockknock* Excuse me!
Mikage: Hey wait, why are we at Bishop Castor's room!
Teito: It's fine so be quiet!
Labador: Yaaah, Teito-kun.
Teito: Ah, Labador-san is visiting too? In that case, I'll keep this short.
Castor: Has something occured?
Teito: Truthfully, that perver-- ah, no, Bishop Frau bribed Mikage with a lewd book and skipped out on cleaning duty!
Mikage: Teito! It's not like that, the truth is--!
Teito: It's fine, that guy's in the wrong.
Castor: It is definitely not good of Bishop. Frau. No matter what the circumstance, due to the relieving of cleaning duty being accepted (by Mikage) that cannot be helped, but that other kind of thing (porn/bribery) goes against authority.
Teito: I thought so.
Castor: And Mikage-kun is Mikage-kun. If you're going to exchange cleaning duties, to not look for a seal of approval in unacceptable. To know right and wrong, and not do the good thing, is bad.
Mikage: I am definitely... very sorry. After this, I'll properly pay penitence.
Castor: Honestly. Now, please hand that over. I will take care of this.
Teito: Ah-- it can't be, Castor-san wants to see too?
Castor: Nonsense!
Mikage: Right right! Bishop Castor, no matter what the porn, prefers dolls right?
Teito: Eh?
Labrador: Ah... is that so, Castor...
Castor: Teito-kun! And you too, Labrador! I am not like that! Mikage-kun too is being careless about listening to people, right?
*Sounds of a door opening?*
Mikage: ...Sister dolls?--ah owowow!! W-w-wait, stop! I'm sorry! I'll give you the porn!!
Castor: Honestly. That Frau had this kind of thing in his possession, [something. Probably along the lines of 'unforgivable'.]. Have a look, Labrador.
Labrador: Ah, uh... I... that's a little...
Teito: That's right, please stop. For Labrador-san, porn isn't...!
Labrador: Haha, it's okay. I won't look or listen to (things about) that.
Castor: Ah, though I don't quite understand, I suppose the best thing is to do is burn this book, isn't it?
Mikage: Eeeh!! If you do that, I... Bishop Frau will--!
Teito: Probably beat you to death, huh.
Mikage: --that's cold, Teito!! Even though we're best friends!
Castor: Calm down. In anycase, Frau will recieve a good lecturing from me.
Labrador: ...huh? The thing that's poking out there... what is it?
Castor: Eh?
Labrador: See, at that page...
Teito: Ah, he's right. Something is sticking out.
Castor: You mean this? [taking it out!] What is--?!
Teito: That stationary with kiss marks is--!
Mikage: Looks like a love letter, huh.
Castor: Let's see. 'To this humble I's idol, Matilda-chan'...
Teito: 'This humble I'?!
Mikage: From that... Bishop Frau?!
Castor: 'Many congratulations for this [五十周年: does anyone know if this a saying for something, or if I should take it literally] debut.'
Mikage: Debut... [same as above!]
Teito: What kind of idol is this?!
Labrador: Now that you mention it, Frau has said something like this before: 'Already, since many years ago, I have loved a Goddess of artistic performance'... I think.
Castor: Frau wrote this whole-heartedly, didn't he.
Teito: That it's so 'whole-hearted' is gross...
Mikage: So? What does the rest say?
Castor: 'You are this humble I's sun. Because of that, on rainy days and on windy days, such as even when a blizzard occurs, just thinking of you makes my heart lighten... heartmark.'
Teito: Even though there's already the stationary... t-the heartmark is...
Castor: The whole-hearted Frau seems to be a romantic, does he not?
Labrador: Mm! It's as you say!
Mikage: And! The next is? It's just that it's starting to get really interesting!
Castor: Let's see... 'On the other hand, on the days this humble I does not see you on TV, this humble I's heart becomes cloudy, followed by rain falling from my eyes...'
Mikage: 'Followed by rain falling', huh?
Teito: And from... his eyes.
Castor: The whole-hearted Frau is a poet, no?
Labrador: Mm! Seems like it!
Teito: H-hey, Castor-san, Labrador-san, why aren't you surprised? That Frau is acting weird, right? We should do something, right?!
Castor: That is a point... I suppose...
Labrador: When a boy falls in love, he just might become a bit maidenly.
Teito: Nonono, he wouldn't!! Right, Mikage?!
Mikage: No, well, I might have...
Teito: Are you serious?!
Mikage: --well, the next bit? Please continue reading, Bishop Castoooorrrr!
Castor: Well, the first page finishes there.
Mikage: The second one?
Castor: Unfortunetly it seems this book does not have it.
Hakuren: *SLAMS OPEN THE DOOR* Nng-- ha-haaah-haaah!
Teito: Hakuren? Did something happen?
Mikage: You look really pale!
Hakuren: --please hear me out, Bishop Castor, Bishop Labrador! I was walking in the inner garden, and I found this! *PRESENTS--*
Castor: This is--!
Mikage: The continued love letter! Woo-hoo!
Hakuren: *COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES? CUE SAD MUSIC* What do I do?!
Teito: Hakuren, what's happened?!
Hakuren: What do you think?! My respected and beloved Bishop Frau to...! *STARTS CRYING* To write a love letter to someone...! [sob Hakuren talks so fast and upset to quite make out what he's saying BUT IT'S ALONG THOSE LINES] I can't believe it! Let it all be a dream!
Teito: So it's something like that?
Mikage: That's right, Hakuren, a man always writes a love letter or two.
Teito: Not to mention it's that blasphemous Frau.
Hakuren: Stop that! I will not forgive bad things said about Bishop Frau!
Teito: Ah y-yes...
Labrador: Now now, Hakuren-kun, calm down. Come, you should smell this poppuri. It calms the heart.
Hakuren: Ah-- thank you very much Bishop Labrador. *sniffs the smelling salts poppuri.* Aaaah.
Labrador: Calmed down?
Hakuren: Yes, thanks to you.
Castor: In that case, please listen to me Hakuren-kun.
Hakuren: Yes!
Castor: To write a love letter is not a bad thing. Even if it is written with humilating things.
Teito: That Frau even wrote it is humilating enough though.
Labrador: Now now Teito-kun.
Castor: Moving on, even if one is a Bishop, to have the feelings of love towards someone is a sacred thing. That said... *starts laughing quietly...* Frau's love letter is not blasphemous... e-even if it is something laughable... hehehheh... Hahahaha! Aah, earlier it was hard not to laugh while reading! As for Frau, he really is an utter girl, isn't he! Ahahahaha!
Frau: *bursts in!*
Teito: --Frau?!
Hakuren: Bishop Frau!
Frau: Haah haaah, everyone's here? Perfect. Hey, I kinda lost an important letter somewhere in the church, so--
Castor: Could you mean this?
Frau: --eh? AAAAAH!
Castor: The book you lent to Mikage had it inside.
Frau: W-whaaaa-- aaah, you read it? What did you do, Mikage?!
Mikage: Uh ah well-- it's not like that! I definitely didn't read anything like 'This humble I's sun'! I don't know anything about it!
Frau: Aaaaaaughhhh! You saw that?! Where did you get the stupid idea to read it, are you really the kind of guy to read other people's letters?!
Castor: Frau you are the one in the wrong. Swapping your cleaning duty in the first place led to this.
Frau: --that can't be helped, okay? Today is the day that my Matilda-chan is-- aah, dammit!
Teito: Not 'dammit'! Everyone knows! She's a [something] debut idol, right?
Frau: Nnnaugh, you've realized that much... then then, you found out about my for-how-many-years girlfriend from magazine scraps, haven't youuuuu!
Teito: Seriously?
Labrador: How loyal! I didn't know that Frau the kind of person to be so steadily devoted.
Hakuren: *sounds like he's going to faint*
Teito: That's why-- you okay, Hakuren?
Hakuren: Aah-- I'm fine. What exactly is this talk, it can't be that the sublime Bishop Frau is thanks to an idol..! It... can't be... *faints~*
Frau: Don't be an idiot! The thanks goes to the jobs of 'friendly relations'.
Hakuren: --ah! Is that true!
Frau: Of course! When you love an important person, [something or another]
Hakuren: I should've known! I shall study harder!
Teito: Aaah, don't just listen to him!
Labrador: You're also devoted aren't you, Hakuren-kun.
Castor: And in anycase, Frau, for missing duty this time round, next week for the whole week you are on cleaning duty. Yes?
Frau: Right! For one week or two weeks is fine, as long as just this once, just today, I don't! Now, give me back that letter!
Castor: Ah, yes.
Frau: Teito, Mikage, I leave cleaning duty to you! See yaaaaa!
Teito: --wait, you're really going?!
Frau: Wait for meeee, Matilda-chaaaaan!