Checking my highschool facebook group I notice a post on famous quotes of Mr. Mackay. They are gold enough to be worth repeating. This guy was the coach of the footy team, and had a lisp so he couldn't say th's (Anthony was Anfony).
* Are you deaf, dumb, stupid or both?
* Boys turn the heater off, it's not winter! (said in July)
* Go outside & talk to your brothers & sisters the bricks
* Shane be quiet or i'll give you a lunchtime detention & then you won't be able to go outside & smoke!
* Dirk? He's black, he's here.
* I used to be a meter eater
* Bengigo
* Shut up or I'll tapdance on your face!
* You are skating on thin (pronounced 'fin') water!
* "Hello My McKay".
Mr McKay: "You should be saying hello Social Security."
* Block head
* Get out of my class Blockhead!
* You better get used to lining up. Cos that is what you will be doing at the dole queue when you leave here
* "I hope you die" to a guy who sneezed in class...
* I'll kill you till your dead
Ahh. Catholic School.