Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

I almost cried when I read that. People suck.

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You can survive on a lot less sleep than the text books say.
Believe me, I know.

Apparantly, truth is relative.

No one is innocent. No one. Don't play like you are.

Lacie, I would ask your mother to know me a little bit better before making assumptions, but that's just me.

Matt attacked Mikel while I was over at Daniel's casa. It seems that he really is as big of a pussy as I thought. What kind of person turns someone around so their back is facing them before they start to fight? Who the hell would run off that quickly away from Wes and me (a girl if you guys forget) right after talkin so much shit and pulling ( Read more... )

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look at this

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Give me a project bitch.
Give me a hoodrat chick.
One that don't give a fuck.
and say she took that dick.

Do any of you find it odd that I know every word to Cash Money Millionaires "Project Bitch"?

tee hee, I know the words to so god damned many songs.

I'm a freak, I know.