girlxkissxboy: how far have you gone?
ImDaMastaOfYou: uhh
ImDaMastaOfYou: why
ImDaMastaOfYou: considering ive never met you
girlxkissxboy: does it matter?
ImDaMastaOfYou: been farther then you probably

Ha?

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Dear Cornerstone Kids Staff,
Do you think it would be possible to start hiring classroom helpers that are not pedophiles or idiots? It would be greatly appreciated. Kthnx.
Love, Angela

How to make a Angela
Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

3 parts courage

3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

You should really just give up.

Gosh, I love "door to door" mormons.

I remember growing up like it was only yesterday ( Read more... )

OH, darling, this is the end.

I dont want to fight anymore.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?