GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
i hate the male gender there so stupid ... all they do is confuse me :( bastards ... make it stop ... i dont even want a guy anymore ... i havnt been single long enough ... im still havin fun ... i dont wan tto be responsible for any ones feelins bein hurt .... dont like me im the devil ... i just should stop wantin guys .... fo rgood .... sounds
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Ang's list in order to fix her guy situation..
The guy must:
Not be wearing any sort of basketball jersey that is two sizes too big or bigger.
Not be wearing any shirt that goes down to his knees.
Not be wearing pants below his crotch.
Not be wearing his hat sideways, backwards, at an angle, or inside out.
Not be wearing a bandana.
Have no more then 1 necklace or two rings on at any time.
Not have any gold capped teeth.
Not walk like he shit his pants.
Not use any phrases like "yo" "werd to yo motha" "dawg" "sup" or anything similar in his everyday vocabulary.
NOT BE WEARING LUGZ.
Not be packing any sort of heat or any other weapon for that matter.
There you go Ang if you follow this simple list, you'll be well on your way to finding some guy who's actually semi-decent... take a look at all your old "boys"... guaranteed they matched at least 5 of these forbidden criteria.
Have a good night. ;)
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