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dis_harmony in angel_afterlife

Knockin Boots

Jun 30, 2005 00:37

So.

Yeah.

I was sorta staring to warm up to this whole human gig. I may not have wanted it, or asked for it, or even DERSERVED it. But that didn't mean I couldn't be good at it. I knew for a fact that I was one kick ass human. I mean, just look at my yearbook!!!! I was on 42% of the pages. How many seniors can say they were that popular, or even ( Read more... )

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big_pile_o_dust July 9 2005, 20:05:21 UTC

When I woke up, I turned over in bed and reached my arm out t'find... nothin'. One eye opened t'see if I was wrong, but nah. Cordy had left me. Alone. In the fuckin' bed.

After what we'd done last night? And she leaves first?

No one's ever left me first! Well, except Buffy, but that was a whole other thing, you see.

"Balls."

Got out of bed and shoved my jeans on and nothin' else, reachin' for my fags and lightin' one up as I rubbed at my eyes. Needed some blood and I figured Angel had some in the fridge and all, and what with him bein' busy right now - I could only assume, seein' as how he wouldn't come near the lot of us t'talk - I began makin' my way on over.

'Course, Harm had t'stop me.

"Please, Harm, I'm not in the mood right now t'be arguin' with you, so if you wouldn't mind too terribly, I'd--"

"You sooo knocked boots with her."

I rolled my eyes as I blew some smoke right into her face. "Yeah, gee pet. Whatever the fuck gave that away?" I gestured t'my lack of shirt, socks, boots, and my jeans pulled up without botherin ( ... )

dis_harmony July 11 2005, 03:43:01 UTC

"Please, Harm, I'm not in the mood right now t'be arguin' with you, so if you wouldn't mind too terribly, I'd--"

"Oh," I frowned, moving from one foot to the next, and all of a sudden remembering what is what like when it was my blood that started doing the whole warm thing. Which it was totally different, ya know? And -- DRAT. He was so gonna know it too. I tossed my hair and smiled, at least to go at this my way. "Well, we don't have to argue," I added as easily as possible. "You're the one that always insists on it.

Okay, so maybe I DID start this one. But just...just look at him! He so deserves it. Or didn't? He deserved the the arguing but not the sex? Or was it Cordy that didn't deserve his sex? I was so gonna have to work this through later.

"Yeah, gee pet. Whatever the fuck gave that away?"

"You're all mussy," I accused with a pout, trying to ignore that thing Spike's hair was doing. Could someone PLEASE tell me what it is about Cordy? Well, anyone but Spike?

Cause I so don't need those details.

"Now, if you wouldn't ( ... )

big_pile_o_dust July 18 2005, 05:45:59 UTC

"Well, we don't have to argue."

Uh-huh. Riiiiiiiiiiight. Didn't have t'do much of anythin', but here I was anyways, talkin' with my ex. And likely? Goin' t'be fightin' fairly soon, seein' as how it was HARM and all.

"You're all mussy."

"Hmm? Oh." I touched my hair for a bit, and sure enough, I'd have t'borrow some of Angel's hair-gel t'get it back into place. Fuckin' great. I shook my head and tried t'brush on past Harm, but she got this pout goin' on her face and I stopped.

It only meant one thing, see.

I was goin' t'have t'listen t'more of her whinin'.

"Aren't you worried about wearing out your welcome?"

"What?" I asked incredulously. "Oh, you must be daft. I'm not the one 'round here who's wearin' out a welcome, pet. I got me a welcome ( ... )

dis_harmony July 25 2005, 20:30:21 UTC

"Hmm? Oh."

"Oh," I echoed bitterly. "Oh," once more, this time stomping my foot. "Your head looks like the cage that the caretakers forgot at the zoo, and all you have to say is 'Oh'?" I was in full on pout now. "You can be such a girl."

Darn it, that didn't make sense.

"Okay, so maybe a real girl would actually be a little more concerned with her hair." I flipped mine for good measure. "You you so still can be!"

"What? Oh, you must be daft. I'm not the one 'round here who's wearin' out a welcome, pet. I got me a welcome..."

"Oh! Oh," I flushed, trying not to show I was upset. Of course he was probally all feeling that right now, and -- and I really hated Spike. "Now you are gonna do that growly thing with your voice and those, those intendos you like so much and think that's gonna just make me leave. Well let me tell you ..."

"... from Cordy. Seems if I remember right, last time you two chatted, she was smackin' you 'round and such durin' our little interrogation."

"Oh! Just spell it out why don't you? Because of course you ( ... )

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