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[angel_bee]

I haven't checked my lj in forever, but this conversation I just had with my sister just infuriated me and I need to let it out somewhere where people won't think I'm too crazy. My friend Audrey always has a huge 4th of July party and I always go and help out. Well right before everyone arrived yesterday afternoon, Adam (her boyfriend) and I were

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Poor Hillbilly!

[deirdre_marie]

I think people have seen "Homeward Bound" and "Home on the Range" a few too many times...animals don't talk and they don't find their way home in mysterious neighborhoods...they get hit. And as for your sister, there's a story of a man who was stuck on top of his house in the middle of a flood and prayed for God to save him. Two boats came for him as well as a helicopter. He turned them all away saying he trusted God to save him. Well...he died. When he got to Heaven he asked God why he wasn't delivered and God said "I sent you two boats AND a helicopter! What else do you want?". For that dog and his owner, you were the helicopter (and the two boats...if you wanna be politically correct). So tell your sister to put that in her pipe and smoke it....after she delivers the baby! LOL!
~Jas