Okay, what am I doing here? Last thing I knew, I was getting out of the limo at the T3 premiere, and then I hear Claire scream my name and I find myself here.
Whoa! *blinks* What... what's being said? You heard about what happened huh? *sighs*
Umm... it's... it's really cool up here. Just... I dunno, it's taking me a while to get used to it, yanno? Because I don't think I was ready to go yet. Fucking puddle-jumper planes, yanno? Hate them. And look.
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to spout off like that. Just pisses me off. So... how did it happen with you?
I'm a bit of an Internet junkie, you should've seen the fucking newsgroups and shit, man, they were overloaded with fangirls weeping over your death. Thankfully, I don't have too many of them.
I was hit by a car, my skull was crushed because the idiot driver accidentally backed up. *look of disgust* And it happened at a premiere, too! Fuckin Terminator 3, you know?
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Yeah, I know what you mean - was a bit of a shock to me, too -only been here a couple of weeks myself. Umm, I'm Elijah. *smiles warmly* Welcome.
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Fuckin... You're Elijah Wood, aren't you? That guy from the Lord of the Rings movies? I heard about your death, that sucked royally.
*looks around*
What's it like up here?
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Umm... it's... it's really cool up here. Just... I dunno, it's taking me a while to get used to it, yanno? Because I don't think I was ready to go yet. Fucking puddle-jumper planes, yanno? Hate them. And look.
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to spout off like that. Just pisses me off. So... how did it happen with you?
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I'm a bit of an Internet junkie, you should've seen the fucking newsgroups and shit, man, they were overloaded with fangirls weeping over your death. Thankfully, I don't have too many of them.
I was hit by a car, my skull was crushed because the idiot driver accidentally backed up. *look of disgust* And it happened at a premiere, too! Fuckin Terminator 3, you know?
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You are in Heaven and there is no cussing here.
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*turns very red*
I'm sorry, man, I didn't know that.
*looks extremely sheepish and apologetic*
I'll quit swearing.
*extends a hand*
I'm Nick Stahl, who are you?
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I'm Sean Bean, Old Testament Angel.
*shakes your hand warmly*
Welcome to Heaven.
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Oh, you're Sean? I was told that I could talk to you about something. Lijah over there *points to Lijah* said that you know everything.
*offers Krispy Kremes*
Want one?
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