Meme
Should go to sleep, long day tomorrow, already sleepy and all that jazz so... meme! :D
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
No, today has been a busy day full of tidying. Have had my fair share of bum gropage though :D
Are you gay?
Yes. Been with my gf for over three years. Been out since I was 17.
Do you have hairy legs?
Yes, very. I only shave once in a blue moon. It means I appreciate the effort it takes. And it's better for my skin.
Do you smoke anything?
I am the most social of social smokers ever. I didn#t start until I went travelling and lived with 5 other smokers. Then when I came back to the UK it was so expensive that I refused to buy my own and bummed off friends and Rach. Now I've pretty much given up and only smoke when I'm incredibly stressed or drunk. As for dope, pretty much the same story. Didn't, then did when I was away, now do very rarely. I would smoke more if I got on better with the friends that I have in Cardiff that smoke it, but I don't really miss it.
Do you like monkeys?
Yeah, they're pretty cute I guess. I'm not a major animal person though. Right now I'm all about the sloths or the baby platypuses. Now THEY are cute.
How many fillings do you have?
None
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The sea! I live ten minutes walk away from the sea (when it's not term-time - home in Swansea) and I love swimming in the sea, even when it's bloody nobbling. I swam in a lake in Canada when I was about seven and it was very confusing that it wasn't salty!
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Haha no. But I have been tested the voltage across the lives in a 62Amp threephase socket and been kinda tempted to stick my finger in it. Obviously I didn't though... not that time!
Have you ever read the Bible?
No. I've read bits but I never seem to find the interesting bits, only the really boring bits about how old everyone is or the bits with loads of stupid rules about when to cut crops.
Have you been to Sunday School?
No, but I did used to go to a youth group at the Church down the road from me. It was called Live Wires and the memories I have of it are; listening to Shania Twain CDs; eating loads of penny sweets from the tuck shop and listening to patronising talks about being nice to people while we were all having *major dramas* with each other. Good times.
Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes, I work in the theatre! lol. But when I'm not in work I like to wear more colours. Especially colourful headscarves/bandanas.
Did you ever bring a weapon to school?
lol no, fraid not.
Have you ever hugged a tree?
Probably, I have nothing against trees certainly.
Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yes thanks.
Describe your hair?
Dreadlocks atm. Brown, dark and the roots, the tips are much lighter from the sun. Very curly, the ends of my dreads aren't finished so they go in little ringlets.
Are you a wildbeast?
Grrrrrr. On second thoughts, no, probably not.
Do you like to have fun?
How's about a few laughs?
Do you like drama?
When I'm not involved, yeah.
Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Yeah, but I prefer spliffs.
Do you like mayonnaise?
Yes, I love it!
Are you afraid to die?
I'm afraid of far too many things to waste time being afraid of dying.
Do you like playing in leaves?
Playing in leaves in south Wales is always disappointing because it has probably just rained, is raining, has rained so much in the past week that everything is still wet, (or all of the above) that they are never crispy and always soggy.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
If I have, I can't remember. I probably have a little bit when I was v.drunk, but who hasn't?
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Yup. It was grim. I HATE being sick.
Are you an adult?
Yes.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, that would be a no.
Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Yeah, hasn't everyone?
Are you a television addict?
Nah, not really. Much more addicted to internet games like bubblespinner and feminist blogs.
Do you think OJ was guilty?
Not a clue, just had to google who he was.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yes. I wish sometimes that we were closer, but I judge our relationship quite harshly, for lots of reasons I won't go into. Overall, we get on very well and she's a wonderful woman who I admire and love very much. I've been incredibly lucky with my family.
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Nope
On a swing?
No. But Rach kissed me on a swing once in a park with two of my friends friends around and one woman sitting by herself on a bench. The woman went absolutely supernova and came over to shout at us about it being a children's area. Nat went apeshit back at her though, so it was pretty funny for a homophobic incident.
Do you like Elvis?
No strong feelings really
Do you enjoy watching animals? do it? on the Discovery channel?
This was the warmup song for the show that I just worked on. It makes me feel very nervous now lol.
Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Nope.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
Nope, I might do if I was single though.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
...
Does your mum think someone is hot?
She's never really said, but I assume she does.
Are you a sugar freak?
No, I love savoury food mostest.
Ever been arrested?
No.
Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Nothing more exciting than the odd bit of shoplifting. And I guess possessing drugs, but only dope. Once I hid it in my dreads before getting searched for a club in Cambodia. On reflection, that was a silly thing to do.
Do you like orange juice?
Yes, but I prefer apple.
What sign are you?
Virgo.
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
Huh?
Where do you wish you were right now?
Swansea. There's no place like home
Did you enjoy this?
Pretty standard for an internet meme.
Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
No, today has been a busy day full of tidying. Have had my fair share of bum gropage though :D
Are you gay?
Yes. Been with my gf for over three years. Been out since I was 17.
Do you have hairy legs?
Yes, very. I only shave once in a blue moon. It means I appreciate the effort it takes. And it's better for my skin.
Do you smoke anything?
I am the most social of social smokers ever. I didn#t start until I went travelling and lived with 5 other smokers. Then when I came back to the UK it was so expensive that I refused to buy my own and bummed off friends and Rach. Now I've pretty much given up and only smoke when I'm incredibly stressed or drunk. As for dope, pretty much the same story. Didn't, then did when I was away, now do very rarely. I would smoke more if I got on better with the friends that I have in Cardiff that smoke it, but I don't really miss it.
Do you like monkeys?
Yeah, they're pretty cute I guess. I'm not a major animal person though. Right now I'm all about the sloths or the baby platypuses. Now THEY are cute.
How many fillings do you have?
None
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The sea! I live ten minutes walk away from the sea (when it's not term-time - home in Swansea) and I love swimming in the sea, even when it's bloody nobbling. I swam in a lake in Canada when I was about seven and it was very confusing that it wasn't salty!
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Haha no. But I have been tested the voltage across the lives in a 62Amp threephase socket and been kinda tempted to stick my finger in it. Obviously I didn't though... not that time!
Have you ever read the Bible?
No. I've read bits but I never seem to find the interesting bits, only the really boring bits about how old everyone is or the bits with loads of stupid rules about when to cut crops.
Have you been to Sunday School?
No, but I did used to go to a youth group at the Church down the road from me. It was called Live Wires and the memories I have of it are; listening to Shania Twain CDs; eating loads of penny sweets from the tuck shop and listening to patronising talks about being nice to people while we were all having *major dramas* with each other. Good times.
Do you wear a lot of black?
Yes, I work in the theatre! lol. But when I'm not in work I like to wear more colours. Especially colourful headscarves/bandanas.
Did you ever bring a weapon to school?
lol no, fraid not.
Have you ever hugged a tree?
Probably, I have nothing against trees certainly.
Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yes thanks.
Describe your hair?
Dreadlocks atm. Brown, dark and the roots, the tips are much lighter from the sun. Very curly, the ends of my dreads aren't finished so they go in little ringlets.
Are you a wildbeast?
Grrrrrr. On second thoughts, no, probably not.
Do you like to have fun?
How's about a few laughs?
Do you like drama?
When I'm not involved, yeah.
Have you ever taken a bong hit?
Yeah, but I prefer spliffs.
Do you like mayonnaise?
Yes, I love it!
Are you afraid to die?
I'm afraid of far too many things to waste time being afraid of dying.
Do you like playing in leaves?
Playing in leaves in south Wales is always disappointing because it has probably just rained, is raining, has rained so much in the past week that everything is still wet, (or all of the above) that they are never crispy and always soggy.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
If I have, I can't remember. I probably have a little bit when I was v.drunk, but who hasn't?
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Yup. It was grim. I HATE being sick.
Are you an adult?
Yes.
Ever won a spelling bee?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, that would be a no.
Do you ever eat because your depressed?
Yeah, hasn't everyone?
Are you a television addict?
Nah, not really. Much more addicted to internet games like bubblespinner and feminist blogs.
Do you think OJ was guilty?
Not a clue, just had to google who he was.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Yes. I wish sometimes that we were closer, but I judge our relationship quite harshly, for lots of reasons I won't go into. Overall, we get on very well and she's a wonderful woman who I admire and love very much. I've been incredibly lucky with my family.
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Nope
On a swing?
No. But Rach kissed me on a swing once in a park with two of my friends friends around and one woman sitting by herself on a bench. The woman went absolutely supernova and came over to shout at us about it being a children's area. Nat went apeshit back at her though, so it was pretty funny for a homophobic incident.
Do you like Elvis?
No strong feelings really
Do you enjoy watching animals? do it? on the Discovery channel?
This was the warmup song for the show that I just worked on. It makes me feel very nervous now lol.
Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Nope.
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
Nope, I might do if I was single though.
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys?
...
Does your mum think someone is hot?
She's never really said, but I assume she does.
Are you a sugar freak?
No, I love savoury food mostest.
Ever been arrested?
No.
Ever commit a crime and get away with it?
Nothing more exciting than the odd bit of shoplifting. And I guess possessing drugs, but only dope. Once I hid it in my dreads before getting searched for a club in Cambodia. On reflection, that was a silly thing to do.
Do you like orange juice?
Yes, but I prefer apple.
What sign are you?
Virgo.
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
Huh?
Where do you wish you were right now?
Swansea. There's no place like home
Did you enjoy this?
Pretty standard for an internet meme.