I'm a might under the weather as of late. Although I have found that Moonshine helps a sore throat, at least I think it does I don't remember much after the quart ( Read more... )

Everyday I heartily thank God that I was blessed with a large enough penis so that I need not attatch thousands of dollars worth of gaudy, ugly plastic shit on to my car and then paint the loudest most obnixous color I can find in order to feel like a man. I also praise Allah that I am secure enough in my own sexuality that I need not meake my ( Read more... )

Mugen Tenshen: I had to tell you something ( Read more... )

I'm pretty giddy today. Stevi, Ali, and myself got china wok and watched Napolean Dynamite it was a lot of fun.

“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them ( Read more... )

I'm back in school, actually thats where I am now. I hope I don't have the flu, it sucked last year. Oh yeah like bad. I feel like poopoo ish baed ( Read more... )

I am bruised, battered, bloody, and I think my nose is broken. I'll explain later.

You scored as Buddhist.

Buddhist
90%
Christian
80%
Anarchist
80%
Cult
70%
Jewish
65%
Catholic
55%
Religion
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I spent teh dizzle with mah Stevi it was fun. I had alot more to say before I sat down but I don't feel very good today so I'm going to bed now.

I've been with pants since monday, we've gotten fuck all accomplished which is good considering we set out with no goal whatsoever. I took Stevi to ETSU on tuesday. and I went to Joes party last night it owned hxc. Here are some memorable quotes from the week ( Read more... )

I just got back from Dallas and much to my surprise Texas wasn't as retarded as I thought it would be. I was really bored the first day but after that everything was great. We went to where the tv show Dallas was filmed we went to the JFK memorial and I got to stand in the window where Lee Harvey Oswaled allegedly shot Kennedy. It was bad as hell ( Read more... )