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[angel_sean]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'98.3%
Never taken out of the packaging 60.7%Shamelessness100%
76.2% Sex Drive 100%
74.3%Straightness98.2%
Just go fuck something, okay? 39.3% Gayness 100%
78.5%
Fucking Sick99.1%
Refreshingly normal 87.4%
You are 97.19% pure
Average Score: 68.8%

Take The Ultimate Purity

Comments

[mistigris]

*walks into the room, leading angel_karl*

Hey there, Sir Virtue. What's going on?

*smiles charmingly*

Re:

[angel_sean]

*glances up*

Not much. How can I help you and Karl?

[mistigris]

Well, I invited Karl down to earth for a bit of fun. But he says that he cannot go without supervision or an escort or some such.

So I thought we'd run this by you.

*tilts his head to Karl, who is barely keeping still*

If this is not a case of cabin fever, then my name isn't Jonathan.

Re:

[angel_sean]

*I glance over at Karl*

Sure.

I can watch him from up here. Just return him before it gets too late.

[demon_bean]

I knew you were good for something, angel boy!

*smirks*

*darts back to hell*

HEY BOYS WE GOT A CHECKLIST FOR WHAT WE HAVEN'T DONE YET AND WHAT WE SHOULD DO!

Re:

[angel_sean]

*does more healing rain*

[demon_claudia]

Yeah, go fuck something. Here's a dildo.

Re:

[angel_sean]

*looks at it strangely*

I do not know what to do with this.

*hands it back*

Re:

[demon_claudia]

*gives it back with a detailed instruction booklet*

Re:

[angel_sean]

*hands it back*

I do not know Japanese.

[angelewan]

Oh, I wish I was as good as you, Sean.

*gazes at you with wide eyed adoration*

Could you teach me?

Re:

[angel_sean]

I got a 97.19%!

*looks very nervous*

I should have gotten at most a 98%. Oh I am going to be in so much trouble!

Re:

[angelewan]

*wrings hands*

Oh, Sean, I...I...have been tempted, oh woe, I do not know what to do, oh help me please, please, sob, wail, weep.

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[angel_sean]

*pushes you down on your knees*

*gets down on his knees*

*takes your hands*

We must pray!

*bows his head and starts praying fervently*