A logistical nightmare

[angel_sean]

I used to be the Angel of Death. I carried a big flaming sword, I made sulphur rain, I purged Sodom and Gomorra. That was my job

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[wakeofthemoon]

Woohoo! I have the next week off! I am so going to hog the Paradise Spa and the Sauna.

Thanks again, man. I really appreciate it.

*grins at Karl* And I hear you'll be coming along on my vacation. Thank God for some good company, man.

*whispers* I fry a mean breakfast. *winks*

[demon_hall]

Oh for god's sake, if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is. "I fry a mean breakfast," come on, man, get some better material!

[wakeofthemoon]

*smirks*

Or I suppose I could always just drop to my knees and get straight to the point. I guess we can't all be as subtle as you, eh?

*mutters a very un-angelic word under his breath*

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[demon_hall]

*Bursts out laughing*

Dude, you're supposed to be an angel and you're over here fuckin swearing because I called you on your innuendo? What the fuck? I'm surprised bolts of lightning didn't come down from the sky and zap you or something!

And dude, if you want the guy, get right to the fucking point! For all you know, he's spending his nights in God's bed!

[mistigris]

Also by Divine Creed our quota's for random acts of generosity have been bumped up to five a day.

Ha! Does that mean you'll finally give poor demonic Orlando a good shag? I consider that an act of generosity.

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[angel_sean]

From what I hear Orlando is getting shagged quite a bit.

[angel_orli]

Which in turn makes everyone wonder if I'm as promiscuous as my other half. *frets*

*leans chin on Sean's shouler, nibbling on my lip anxiously*

[mistigris]

*purrs*

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Fair One. I'd say you're firmly under lock and key to this guy right here. At least, that's what everyone says. Of course, down under, we'd call that a pet, but that's unfair to assume that.

[angel_miller]

I am not permitted to accept gifts from the subject of an invstigation while said investigation is under way.

Therefore I must return the clipboard and tie. But I thank you for your consideration.

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[angel_sean]

They're not gifts, they are replacements.

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[angel_miller]

I am not permitted to accept gifts from the subject of an invstigation while said investigation is under way.

Therefore I must return the clipboard and tie. But I thank you for your consideration.