happy november
1. My uncle once: walked around frankenmuth belting out whitney houston's "i will always love you" to people on the street for no reason...i was there...i saw it
2. Never in my life: have i gone a day without a song in my head.
3. When I was five: i loved peter, paul and mary
4. High School was/is: a glorious thing to leave, but it had its fun times too.
6. I once met: Kris Rowe from the Ataris, Tim from Sugarcult, molly ringwald,the spill canvas
7. There's this girl I know who is: really bizarre. she stuffs tissue up her nose and walks around campus like that
8. Once, at a bar: there was this amazing looking shot girl, and then another time i got a lapdance from a dragqueen to "milkshake"...no i did not ask for it.
9. By noon I'm usually: in class or eating lunch with sooz
10. Last night I listened to: panic! at the disco
12. Next time I go to church: um, i have no idea
15. When I turn my head left, I see: joel, my bed, my lamp, desk, movies and my salad fingers painting
16. When I turn my head right, I see: naomi's loft and her pictures on the wall
18. How many days until my birthday?: 19...ugh
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: the comic relief
20. By this time next year: I'll be living: ..still on campus
21. A better name for me would be: i don't know, any suggestions?
22. I have a hard time understanding: why people like chain letters
23. When/If I ever go back to school I'll: be watching a woman in red shoes jerk off
24. You know I like you if: i joke with you and/or slap your ass
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever rigged it.
27. Take my advice: always have a sense of humor about life.
28. My ideal breakfast is: diner breakfasts
30. If you visit my hometown: take a walk outside. it's pretty.
32. Why won't anyone: watch "some like it hot" with me?
33. If you spend the night at my house: i better know about it...and i hope you like the prettiness.
34. I'd stop my wedding if: someone passed out in the wedding party
35. The world could do without: BIGOTS and people without humor
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: read The Old Man and the Sea again
37. My favorite blonde is: JENNA JAMESON, mandy moore when she's blonde...i like brunettes as a rule
38. Paper clips are more useful than: my face...idk
39. If I do anything well, it's: slapping asses, cuddling and joking around
40. And by the way: i say "fuck everything" alot
why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch yourself at night.