I lost my birth certificate and SS card. Again.

Its probably like 58 degrees outside (it is 5:45 am), and my roommate put the AC on. I hate her.

I'm lapping up the last few minutes before I absolutely MUST get ready for work with some coffee and some nostalgia. I cannot wait for summer - even on the weeks I work, I don't have to get up until 7:30. I just want long, uninterrupted sleep. That's

I just spent one of the best days of my life with a student. This made it all worth it.

So this story has made me question what I would do if I had a child born with two faces.

Seriously, what would you do? Four eyes that blink in sync? Two functional mouths?

I'm pretty certain I have bronchitis. And it sounds like a doctor is just going to suggest I take an expectorant and pain relievers.

uuuuhhhhhhh WHY MY SPRING BREAK?

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My favorite part is when he asks the girl in the club "Sub Prime Lending Mortgage Crisis, are you concerned?"

After watching Oprah, I want to marry Seal, as well.

The dog ate part of his crate yesterday. I was at the vet for 2.5 hours. Then, being that it was the end of lent yesterday and Evan can now eat fried food, he took me to the Penguin at 8:00 for dinner.

I am so tired today. The 'big guys' for my school district are visiting today. Its a Friday, and a full moon. Recipe for children to go crazy.

My head hurts. I want to take a thousand naps. I am getting my hair cut in 5 minutes. My sleep pattern has changed, and now I cannot sleep at night.

Death. Sounds nice.

This is the best thing I've ever seen. (This week.)