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things i've seen in the past three days:

• a hair dresser playing matchbox twenty and outkast on an acoustic guitar in public.
• a little boy pissing my tree in broad daylight.  i live on a corner house.
• people tried to get me convinced that bush and cheney are children of the devil.  granted, they may be huge d-bags, but these same people told me ( Read more... )

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Getting pulled over completely smelling of beer, no shoes, out of date insurance card, and having to pee because i broke the seal at the bar?

awful.

staying calm and NOT getting a ticket?

priceless.

Ho penSato  che fossero alte speranze ma realmente la relativa nerezza. I've che pensa voi perché Siete tutto.  Ma allora mi ricordo della mia reazione allergica terribile. Vi ricordate Di? . I do. Il rememeber I che dice Prego soddisfa prego lascialo ottenere che cosa desidero ma soltanto ritenendo Confortevolmente Intorpidito. YEP!  li ho ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHA ha. i love it.

i told myself i wouldn't do this. im stealing air from worthy people. i'de die for you. but only to use you as a way to die. And on that note? fuck you. and fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. are you reading this still? FUCK YOU.

yippee kiyay mutha fucka.

Ok so I have a new phone. I dont have any of your numbers, but my number is the same. SO- if you want me to have it- call me and i will be happy. for those of you who know my dead journal you can get the number from there.

hope all is well-take care- and HAVE FUN.

maybe you didnt see it. i miss you .

i miss you.