yer not cookin!

[angeldye]

ok, so last night in a fit of drinkin.. I decided I was gonna cook a thing. I wanted to use up my fake hippie morningstar vegan twat crumbles.. cus I was feeling all loving towards the animals.. NOT THAT KIND OF LOVING YOU SICK MONSTER

Comments

[clynne]

Oh! I've made that dish before! I call it "pasta/cheese casserole." I make it pretty much the same way you did except that sometimes I have two or three different kinds of pasta lying around the house so I use that, and also I usually have mozzarella and romano cheese laying about the house instead of string cheese.

So, you know, same dish. "Take yer pasta, take yer meat, take yer sauce, and take yer cheese. Layer it and then bake it, LADIES." Oh. Throw in some nutmeg or some frozen broccolis if you're bored.

[angeldye]

I actually had some shredded sharp white cheddar and parmesan that I used on top of the whole thing!!

[kartoffel]

You really have a way with words! Great recipe!

[angeldye]

you fucking bet I do!

[hexed]

Ok... for serious... we need to get you a cookbook deal. No measuring. No over-specifics. Just good ideas like this written in the same manner. "The Surly Drunkard Cookbook", or something.

Not only will it give people good jumping off points for experimenting, but it'll get people thinking of making up their own shit as they go along.

[angeldye]

oh yeah, like tossing my fucking chikkin titties in some bbq and cooking the shit outta them in the slow cooker!

where the fuck do I get a cookbook deal? because if fucking COOLIO can do it - then so can I!

[kar3ning]

What he said. You NEED to have a DAMN HELL-ASS DIY cookbook!!!

[angeldye]

it's gonna be so sweet imna barf! ;)

[msfiend]

[angeldye]

YOU BITCH!!!!!! GODDAMN IT! but it's so funny.. and now I can't stop laughing!!

[msfiend]

bwahahahahah! I figured you'd get me first.

[angeldye]

oh i got you all right!

[fireflyfaster]

Must. Write. Book.