got my right arm ripped to shreds by a 2lb kitten, and my left arm eaten by a senile weimaraner/lab mix ( Read more... )

..but is starbucks open before 6am? no matter how much i hate that shit..i'm gonna need it tomorrow ( Read more... )

hoppin' on a plane to vegas in just a few hours!

be jealous.

catch y'all later...suckas!!
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so apparently..at some point while i was eating this banana.. i swallowed my tongue ring. i swallowed one of the balls and the bar. as in..i was chewing and felt a free ball in my mouth..spit it out..and that was all that was in there ( Read more... )

but only because..on top of what i made from tips for actually serving drinks, some guy gave me 60 bucks for being cute basically. fucking awesome. i wish that would happen every night.

( the story, if you're interested.. )

i dont return phone calls or emails ( Read more... )

why do i do this to myself?? ( extremely long..and boring i am sure.. )

i wake up and my eyes are itchy and dry and blurry. put some eyedrops in..put on my glasses. okay, what the fuck. i can't see for SHIT. did i fuck up my eyes or something last night? all that glitter must be getting into my eyes or something. take my glasses off..seriously, why is my vision better without my glasses ( Read more... )

i'm sleeping all fucking day tomorrow..

what i'd love to do tomorrow night.. is go to dr ballards going away party..then go see murder, my sweet play at momo's. but fuuuck..i'm this tired now..i can't imagine how exhausted i'll be tomorrow. and i need to be all rested up for my kennel weekend. i seriously need to go to bed at like 8pm tomorrow.. ( Read more... )

and i'm ready for a nice long nap after a weekend of partying ( Read more... )