let's be honest, I've never met a cliche I didn't like

[angelgazing]

Because there is no such thing as too much of a good thing, especially if you live in paradise:

The Hawaii Five-0 Cliche Meme

Fake boyfriends, accidental marriages, and amnesia, OH MY!

Whatever your poison, whatever you favorite cliche, it's open and allowed here. Want to see Steve and Danny make out for cover and discover their ~true feelings?

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tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 1/?

[chaoticallyclev]

I have no excuse for this. Just so we're clear. I also have no idea where it came from, where exatcly it's going, or how long it will take to get there. You have been warned.

Tale As Old As All This Island Bullshit. Or, Why Danny Feels His Hatred Of Coconuts Is Justified

~*~

Grace has a stack of fairy tale books taller than she is, and Danny’s never been one to deny his little girl anything, so he’s read all of them multiple times. He knows about the magic slippers and the poison apples and, the fairy tale fix-all, True Love’s kiss.

Trust him, all of that is pretty much burned into his brain. And if you really wanted to know his opinion, he blames shitty parenting for any of that every happening, but that’s beside the point. He knows all the fairytales; he just never thought any of them were, you know, realHe’s still not sure that he believes it, and that’s in the face of smashed-open coconut leaking all over Steve’s kitchen floor, the gnarled finger shoved into Steve’s chest by the old woman who seems to have appeared out of

tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 2/?

[chaoticallyclev]

The fact that the first words out of Kono’s mouth upon entering the house were, “Oh, fuck, you weren’t kidding!” doesn’t exactly lift Danny’s spirits.

Chin’s already crouching down next to the coconut pieces and examining them. Danny notes distantly that they are fucking glowing now, and he had no idea how me missed that, but whatever. It all seems pretty par for the course now

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[chaoticallyclev]

Well, it's all posted now! that counts as more? :D?

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[angelgazing]

OMG! Sleeping Steve! Danny freaking out! AH MOAR, PLEASE.

tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 3/?

[chaoticallyclev]

~*~Chin pulls open a search on his phone and started looking through myths and legends, and as much as Danny wanted to protest that this in no way counted as research, he found that it was the only thing that even made sense. That didn’t keep him from griping, “What, so we stick a pea under him, and if he feels it, than he turns back into a real boy

tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 4/?

[chaoticallyclev]

Anyway, the problem was that Danny had Grace this afternoon, and Rachel and Stan were taking a weekend trip, so it wasn’t really negotiable. Not that Danny ever minded spending time with his little girl, it was just-he didn’t know how to explain Sleeping Steve to her. Because, yeah, he read her fairy tales and all that, but that was with the expectation that she would grow to accept that magic wasn’t real someday. Far in the future. Kids have to be able to believe in things like magic when they were little, that was just how the world worked. He wasn’t going to go around messing with that by making it scary and real

tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 5/?

[chaoticallyclev]

Grace questions him about how they’ve been trying to break the curse in between mouthfuls of grilled cheese, and Danny dutifully tells her the list in his head, and he doesn’t even leave out the thing with the shoes. Grace takes a large gulp of her juice and then fixes Danny with her most serious look. “But Danno, you guys didn’t try the kissing thing

tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified 6/6

[chaoticallyclev]

He settles into the chair next to Steve’s bed- seriously, he’s pretty sure this thing is going to have a permanent imprint of Danny’s butt when this all done with-and watches Steve’s chest steadily rise and fall

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[somehowunbroken]

I can picture the look on Danny's face when Grace comes up with the 'kiss the princess' plan. It's pretty much priceless. :D And now there's this nagging feeling in the back of my head that Steve knew the coconut fairy thing, knew what he was doing with the true love's kiss curse... ow, brain, stop.

:D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[chaoticallyclev]

Thank you! ha, i think Danny's face throughout this entire thing would probably be the most hilarious sight ever.
;D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[aredblush]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER :D

BEST FAIRY TALE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[chaoticallyclev]

ahaha, I forgot that parrt! eh. 1 AM brain is not the quickest on the uptake.

THANK YOOOOOOUUUU! :D :D :D :D

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[angelgazing]

OH, DANNY. SO SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE, BUDDY.

THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMG <333333333

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[chaoticallyclev]

HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS TIME, OKAY? LOTS OR TIME TAKING. AND HE CLEARLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ANY FAIRY TALE GIVEN THE THING WITH THE PEA.

THANK YOU! <33333

Re: tale as old as all this island bullshit. or, why Danny feels his hatred of coconuts is justified

[supergreak]

awesome and adorable. from the mouths of babes. "Have you tried the kissing thing?"
YAY